I am a winter man, as I have hayfever. I gather not everyone is familiar with my particular ailment so let me expand. During the summer months my eyes become swollen, my nose runs like a tap and I feel like shit. That is what summer does to me, I think I go the whole season without getting an erection. I am otherwise preoccupied. Even thinking about THAT blonde wouldn’t do the trick. Then as the days get shorter and the nights get longer I come alive. I’m like a coiled Cobra waiting to strike. Young dumb and full of Cum. Guess what, blondie then disappeared, just like that. I had finally managed to pluck up enough courage to ask her out, and she was gone. My friends tried to help me get over her but it was no use. She was deep inside somehow and I knew the rest of the year would be a pain.
Joanne was a pretty receptionist at the company where I worked. All the guys in the offices wanted to screw her brains out but never got the chance. She was a half Latino girl with long black hair. She had a body to die for, and she was my best friend. You know what it’s like guys when you have a friend like that. She comes round and wants to talk, and you pretend to listen. All the time you imagine what it would be like to stick you cock between those thighs. Once Joanne came round and it was so late I asked her to sleep over. Big mistake. I slept on the sofa of my apartment whilst she lay on the bed in the next room. I couldn’t think about anything else but going in there and licking her face. I didn’t get any sleep that night, it’s like they you can sleep with a light on, but never with a hard on.
So Joanne comes around and asks me what she thinks we could do next week. With my mind all over the place, I had forgotten everything. It was Halloween. Usually by this time I had broken my duck and managed to get some, but this year was a nightmare. I found myself permanently horny and consistently alone, not a good combination. I had not had sex for over six month, SIX DAMN MONTHS! I was ready to explode and found even the smallest thing unbelievably horny. I remember watching an episode of ‘The Simpsons’ and finding Marge particularly alluring, hell even her sisters were doing it for me. Joanne said she was going to come around with a couple of friends and costumes for next week, and we were going to a party. She insisted, and so I waited for seven days. I can honestly way the only time my prick wavered was when I went to the toilet. It hurts when you try and pee with a stiffy.
