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Help The Homeless

Help The Homeless

by dicard_ballz
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All names and situations mentioned are 100% fictional

No disclaimer. You pretty much know the drill by now >:)

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Help the Homeless

One fine Wednesday afternoon, I was in my lair, sitting atop a relatively medium sized pyramid of human skulls, prophesizing destruction and chaos when I heard the doorbell ring. My eyes shot open, angrily.

"Fuck!" I shouted. "Who dareth to disturb me in my time of prophecy?"

DING DONG! The doorbell rang again. I stepped down from my pyramid to confront whoever felt so important that they would even think to touch my doorbell (and twice???)

I quickly whipped the door open, causing a gust of wind to blow through my long, curly, godly, triumphant hair. There stood an olive complected girl in her 20's with big curly hair, big glasses and a big smile, wearing blue denim overalls with nothing underneath. She had a medium-build. She wasn't skinny, she wasn't fat. She had big tits and just a bit of love handle sneaking out from the sides of her overalls. The sight of a tall, brown skinned, muscle bound demigod with long, curly black hair, wearing but a loin cloth made her mouth water. The sight of her alleviated the annoyance of being interrupted from my time of prophecy, mostly.

"Why standeth thee upon my marble doorstep, human?" I asked sternly.

"Me and my friends are taking sexual donations to help the homeless! Care to donate?"

I was confused. "Come again?"

"Would you like to make a sexual donation to help the homeless?"

I stood there staring at her with the light breeze blowing gently through my messianic hair. "How does this work?" I asked.

"Well first, I hand you a menu," she said as she handed me a menu. "From this menu, you can choose from these sex acts. You tell me what you want, you pay me, we do it and 80% of the money goes to helping the homeless."

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I stayed staring at her skeptically. "Is this some kind of setup?" I asked.

"No," she giggled as she pulled out a laminated card. "I'm certified."

On the card was her name and what appeared to be a license number. It looked pretty legit.

"Well, I'm all for helping the homeless." I said. "Come on in, let's talk about helping the homeless!"

I made a meager donation of $1,800 for a blowjob and pussy-fuck, which I paid for half up front and half afterwards in cash.

"Ok, so you want the blowjob and pussy-fuck. Pretty standard. What I'll do is, I'll start you off with a blowjob, then fuck you, and then finish you off in my mouth. Sound good?"

"Sounds great!" I said.

I removed my loincloth and sat down on my couch with my legs spread. She was genuinely turned on by my garagantuan penis, which wasn't even hard yet, but instead was dangling from between my legs, almost touching the floor. With a big smile on her face, she got down on the floor, took my cock in her hand and started stoking me. As it grew, so did her smile.

"I'm actually looking forward this," she said with a slight giggle. "Most of the guys in this town don't have half as much dick as you do!"

"I realize this." I said calmly, letting the compliment miss me entirely. As she started sucking it, it looked like she wasn't going to get far past the tip.

"I hope you'll be able to take the whole thing," I said. She looked up at me as if to say, "You ain't seen nothin' yet!" and took the entire truncheon down her throat!

I threw my head back and let out a wail of sexual pleasure. She proceeded to bob her head up and down, fucking my giant cock with her throat.

"Fuck yeah," she growled. "I fuckin' love big black fucking dicks (slobber, gobble, slobber) So fuckin' hot (gobble, slobber, gobble) Fuckin' sexy motherfucker! (gobble, gobble, choke-choke-choke-choke...aaand RELEASE!)"

I was pleasantly surprised that the head was this good, despite the fact I paid more than my rent for it. But I was more surprised when she wrapped her mouth around my scrotum and started pulling on my balls. As she sucked my balls, she gazed into my eyes while jerking my cock. From the look I gave her, she knew that all my arrogance had faded away and I was now puddy in her hands.

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With my entire sack inside her mouth, her tongue started to wiggle its way south. She looked up at me as she tested this boundary by lightly grazing my anus with her tongue. I looked down at her, bit my lip and scooted down so she had better access to my hole. She smiled.

"Fuck yeah," she said as though she had just scored big. "I fucking knew it!"

For a split second, the thought, "What's that supposed to mean?" crossed my mind but I ignored it as I scooted forward and lifted my legs. She spread my cheeks apart with a big smile on her face and shoved her tongue right up my ass. She mashed her face into my ass over and over again, fucking me with her tongue as I screamed and moaned in a helpless, high pitched, girlish sort of fashion, waving my legs back and forth and really, just doing the most.

She stopped for long enough to say, "Guys like you always like a tongue up the ass!" right before she went back in for more.

"What do you mean, guys like me?" I figured she probably didn't realize I was part human and part God, but what was she talking about?

"Pretty boys!" she said matter-of-factly. I rolled my eyes and smiled. "Pretty musclebound babyfaced boys like yourself...ALL...love it... when I tongue-fuck them...in the ass."

As she was saying that, she had moved herself upwards and onto me. She was staring right in my face with our noses touching. The aroma of my balls and asshole eminated from her pretty, steaming face. We stared at each other for a minute before we stuffed our tongues in each other's mouths.

"I love the taste of my own asshole,"

I said.

"Fuck, that's so fuckin' hot," she said, still kissing me with her assy tongue and her greasy lips. "Gimme that big black cock in my little pussy baby!"

Trembling with excitement she grabbed onto my giant, bulging erection, sat her gushing, wet pussy down on it and began riding me with all her might. She wasn't just bouncing on it, she was jumping. And each time she landed, my cock drove itself deeper inside her and her pussy let out splashes of pleasure. I grabbed onto her squishy sides and squeezed as I slammed her onto me even harder. She was screaming at the top of her lungs, I was screaming at the top of mine. My balls swelled and my cock throbbed inside her as I felt orgasm approaching.

"Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum!" I said urgently. She jumped off of me and got ready to take my cum load in her mouth. As the first load began to shoot out of me, I leaned my head back and screamed even louder than before. I continued screaming as I shot load after load of hot, thick, creamy, viscose, chunky, pulpy cum out of me. I came with such velocity that, rather than simply traveling down her throat or even down her tits, the cum just smacked her in the face and pinned her to the wall as I came and came and came. Each time I thought, "this is the last load," I fucking came some more. All in all, I came for almost 30 minutes until she was coated unrecognizable and my dick-hole was permanently disfigured. She had to charge me extra for the cum-coating, bringing my $1,800.00 donation to a round $2,000.00 but she still didn't charge me for the rimjob. It was well worth it to me. The absolute least I could do to help so many people who were suffering.

She left my house looking like a ghost made of glue, wearing overalls. Her hair was destroyed. For sure, she was going to have to shave her head. And I bet that really sucked for her but at least she didn't get tasked with cleaning up my living room! It probably would've been less time consuming to just cut out and discard my living room and build a new one in its place!

That afternoon and throughout that week, the young lady and her friends actually did raise 50 billion dollars, which probably could have put a huge dent in the homeless problem in Oakland (even though this story takes place in Los Angeles), if not throughout the entire state of California. Unfortunately, the government redistributed it to people who were already billionaires and the girls all got locked up for a very, very long time. As a community, we protested, we signed petitions, wrote letters to congress, etc. Many local politicians would make freeing these girls part of their campaign when running for office for years to come, but it was always bullshit. We'll get them out one day though, even if I gotta run for office myself...

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