This story is all Voboy's fault. Complaints should be addressed to him. Compliments on the other hand... I'll take those in the comments below, please.
"Welcome to Dom Drive-Thru. How can you serve us today?"
Jane eyed the young woman dressed in high heels and strategically placed leather straps nervously, "It's my husband," she admitted, "He needs an attitude adjustment before a dinner with my family tonight."
"Of course, ma'am," the attendant agreed smoothly. "What is the concern?"
Jane leaned back in her seat revealing the man seated next to her. He glowered at the attendant from under his bright red baseball cap.
"You're not one of them damn fascist terrorists, are you?" he asked suspiciously.
The attendant smiled sweetly back at him, reminding Jane of the way her Aunt had smiled when one of her nieces had thrown a fit about getting a white iPhone when she'd wanted pink, right before the iPhone in question had been confiscated.
Turning to Jane, she said, "Well, the typical wait is an hour, but we might have availability now, since this is a bit of an emergency. If you'll just wait a moment?"
Jane nodded gratefully. She heard great things about this place from her bestie, whose boyfriend had given her a vacuum for her birthday.
The scantily clad woman turned towards the building behind her and opened a heavy door. The low hum of the News drifted out, easily recognizable from how often she'd heard the same sound in her own house as her husband almost never watched anything else.
Suddenly a woman screeched, "It's the commie libtard deplorables' fault!"