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Habitat

Habitat

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Habitat

By OneSilky

My sister Jessica and I live with George. We are sort of a polyamorous triad, but we're his daughters and he takes care of us. He's also very bossy, like he decides when we wear panties, or how much money we can spend - never enough! - But we all love each other and we don't fuck around with others much.

So last week George decided we should do some volunteer work for Habitat for Humanity. I like them, they help poor people, etc. I don't mind helping. But seriously, seven am? On a Saturday? In Alabama? In June? It is so hot, and too early to wake up. Jess says that when she worked as a ho (long story) she used a lot of cocaine, and that we needed some to get up that early. George said no. He can be so unreasonable!

Anyway, we crawled out of bed before normal people, and made lots of comments about how a certain man went back to sleep because he "already did a lot of charity work," and how we "needed the experience." He said that paying our tuition at the University of Alabama was charity work because we never really graduated. (We're 'grad students')

Anyway, we had to sign our own waivers, because we're over 18, but if we're so grown up why can't we decide to go back to bed? Is it volunteer work if your owner makes you do it? We offered to screw him if he let us stay, but since we do that every day in any event, we lost out.

After a brief disagreement about who would drive, we headed to this construction site. Now a bunch of Frat Boys were doing the same stuff, the police picked up people under 21 in bars and made them do community service. Some of them were really cute. This one guy had like blond hair and gorgeous eyes, and dimples. OK, back to volunteer work.

I don't know a lot about fraternities, except Sigma Chi because of the Sweetheart thing, but it's strange because Jessica has blond hair and blue eyes, whereas I, the red head with green eyes have bigger tits and am, in general, the better looking girl.

Ow! The jealous bitch just hit me because she's reading over my shoulder while I write and she disagrees with my evaluation. I do have bigger tits, that's a fact. I would say more, but 'someone' would probably act aggressively again.

So we were there already hot; I know, we're both hot, but this is not like that, it's just temperature. The release said we had to wear closed toe shoes (Check, Ugg boots) and a hard hat (Check, but mine was orange, and clashed with my hair -red, did I tell you?) and it also said no sports bras. I think George wrote that part. So we didn't wear bras. Any bras. It was really sweaty anyway.

Everybody knows that white is the best color to wear in the dessert, because it reflects heat. I'm not wearing any damn black burka stuff! Well, I didn't realize that we would be outside. No air-conditioning! People should only be outside in the heat by the pool or the beach. Not in a construction site! We even had to pee in a porta-potty. EUH-GROSS!

Frat Boys had trouble with their eyes when we got to perspiring. Haven't they ever seen tits before? I mean, our shirts did get transparent, but it wasn't like we were flashing them. I might have flashed the guy with dimples, or the tall guy he was working with. Anyway, the supervisor got concerned when one guy spilled white paint all over his jeans. He was trying to cover his boner, which looked nice, but anyway, that man thought more work would happen if Jess and I worked inside.

That seemed great, except remember, construction site? No AC there. So we went inside and painted walls, boring, boring, boring. Not even cute guys to flirt with.

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Jessica said, "Damn, Silky, this paint is ruining my nails!" She complains a lot.

I replied, "Then quit holding the paint brush, duh."

"So how can I paint, bitch?"

"Do I care? This is literally watching paint dry. And it's hot!"

"So what do you propose?"

"If we have to stay inside so the guys can't ogle us, then why am I wearing all these clothes?"

"Silky, they have rules."

"Yes," I counted off on my fingers: "Hard hat (even an ugly one) and solid toe shoes, and no bras. Doesn't say we have to sweat to death." So I removed my T-shirt. Jessica laughed, told me not to get paint on my tits, and pulled off hers.

"Oh, yes, Red. Way cooler." She cupped her breasts. "My girls need to breathe!"

After a few minutes of painting topless, I said, "Fuck this!" I found a semi-clean spot, sat down and took off my boots and then my jeans. I put them (The boots, dumbass) back on, but it was so much cooler!

"That's not a bad idea, Silk. But lose the panties, too." Jess never wears undies unless George makes her, so she was cheating. She usually does.

Ow, she hit me again. I should type when she's not around.

There was very little breeze in there, but it was a jillion times cooler. So we painted for a while like that.

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"Shit, I'm still messing up my manicure!" Jess complained, again.

"Well, why don't you stick that brush up your ass!" I was hot and tired.

"OK!" so she put the handle up her ass!

I snorted and giggled, looking at her naked in a hard hat and boots with a brush up her ass. Too much!

She started wiggling her butt and painted with the brush. "Look, ma, no hands!"

I couldn't stand it, so I joined her, and soon we were trying to outdo each other.

"Uh, Jess?" I pondered.

"Yes, dear naked sister?"

"This feels kinda nice." if you catch my drift.

"It does! Especially if I do this." She started stroking her taco, if you catch my drift.

She was right, and pushing against the wall with a big wooden butt plug while manipulating my clit had a very satisfactory effect. Now we were competing to see who could paint the most while getting there first. About the time she started with her un-religious swearing, like "Holy Mother and Baby fucking Jesus!" which she does when she gets close, I shot over the edge, which usually leaves me weak-kneed and screaming.

So of course the Baptist minister in charge came in to make sure we were ok. We were definitely OK, but they don't have locks on the doors, so he was surprised when he came running in, as were the four Frat Boys who followed him, as were we!

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I don't think you can get fired if you're a volunteer. But does George believe that? Ha, no! He thinks we just quit.

It wasn't our fault. I couldn't help it, I really couldn't.

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