Derek: Hello everyone, and bienvenue, welcome to the third annual Vic Hall Nude Day! We are your hosts, and first I'd like to introduce Dave, step forward Dave, don't be shy (pause for laughter). Now Dave, as a host and judge, I believe you should be setting an example?
Dave: Let's get this started! (Dave begins to strip.)
Derek: Oh my gosh, a naked Dave. Something Vic Hall hasn't been exposed to in, what, five days?
Dave: More like two.
Derek: Thank you Dave, now find a towel to sit on. Who knows what stories the dorm furniture can tell. Next up, please welcome your second host and judge Amelie!
Amelie: Allo, bonsoir! I guess I go next. Whooooop! (Amelie pulls her dress over her head in one swift motion and tosses it behind her. She strikes a pose in her matching lingerie and enjoys the applause. She reaches behind and undoes her bra, spinning it on her finger and takes the microphone from Derek.)
Amelie: et maintenant, our last host and third judge, I believe you too are overdressed! Please give him some encouragement. Here he is, Derek!
(Derek pulls off his shirt, whips off his belt, and begins shimmying his hips until his pants drop to the ground. Amelie imitates him, wiggling her hips, but of course her panties remain in place.)
Dave: Here, honey, let Dave help you with those sticky panties.
(Dave hooks his fingers in and slowly slides them down Amelie's legs as she continues to shimmy. Now all three are naked, and theey stand triumphant before the applauding crowd.)
Amelie: Ladies and Gentlemen, we declare the Nude Day open! You may now remove your clothes as you wish.
(Cheers. Shirts and pants fly around the room. A few have come prepared with tear away clothes. One woman in a bathrobe and a towel on her hair, as though fresh from the shower, steps in front of the crowd. She bends over, vigorously dries her hair, stands up and steps out of her bathrobe. She redoes the towel turban and gives a champion's clasped hands to the applause)
Dave: Wonderful, wonderful, and welcome again. We will, of course, start the festivities with the contest.
Derek: Yes, by popular demand, we have brought back the Good Naked and Bad Naked contest.
(Cheers)
Amelie: All are welcome to compete in any category. Good Naked means you are doing something made better by being naked. Such as me, brushing my hair. (Amelie brushes her hair and sings.)
Derek: And Bad Naked is something made even worse by being naked, like me, trying to open these pickles. (Derek strains to get the lid off the pickles, gives up, rubs his arm across his forehead, and tries again, getting his whole body into it. Finally succeeding, he takes a pickle and chews on it.)
Dave: The best in Good Naked will be judged by the loudest cheers. CAN I HEAR YOU BITCHES CHEER? (the crowd roars)
Dave: and the worst in Bad Naked will be judged by the loudest boos. EVERYONE "BOOOOO!" (the crowd boos)
Derek: And this year, we will have both singles and pairs competitions in each category. Everyone is welcome to do a single entry in any category. Are there any questions? No one? Well, no one except Steve...Steve always has a question.
Steve: Do pairs need to be mixed?
Dave: God help me, Steve. No! There is no men's category, or women's competition, or mixed doubles. This isn't tennis, this is Good naked Bad naked.
Amelie: Good, then let's begin. Can I have anyone wishing to compete in the Good Naked category approach? What, just three ladies? Please, guys, I want to see some good naked guys, please. Et bien, Andre! Manifique! (Cheers for Andre). Anyone else? Well, we remain open until the final voting lineup. Each of you will say your name, do your action, and then tell us what you are doing. It is like charades. Ok? Good, first up, this lovely blonde lady with the hoop.
Sarah: Hi. I'm Sarah. (Sarah begins to hula-hoop, shaking and wiggling, her tits swaying. She manages to slowly turn so everyone can see her ass working too. She finishes to the group cheering.) I was hula-hooping.
Amelie: Bravo, Sarah. Next up, we have our shortest competitor. Please introduce yourself.
(A brunette woman steps forward who is about 5'1". She has broad shoulders and visible muscles with smallish boobs)
Stacy: Hi, I'm Stacy, and I need a little space for this. Can you guys make some room, please?
(The crowd steps back. Stacy goes to the edge of the space, twists, and does two cartwheels. She smiles at the crowd, flips onto her hands and splits her legs while in a handstand. Stacy flips back onto her feet and slides down into a split. Everyone is impressed and begins to cheer.)
Amelie: Wow, Stacy, you make my legs hurt! Thank you for the impressive display! Next up, our last lady.
(The woman with the towel on her head steps forward.)
Stefanie: Allo, je suis Stefanie. I am not so gymnastique, but here I go.
(Stefanie is gorgeous, with lovely boobs and manicured vulva and nails. She sits on the table, crooks one knee with the other leg out. She bends forward, her vulva spreading open, her breasts hanging down and swaying, and pretends to paint her toenails. More than one penis twitches at the view, especially as she looks up and gives the crowd a saucy grin. She stands back up to applause).
Amelie: Merci, Stefanie. Et bien, last we have Andre.
(Andre steps forward, he is tall and well built with some dark body hair. His penis hangs down, possibly a little more engorged thanks to Stefanie's display)
Andre: Hello, I'm Andre. (shouts of "we know" from the crowd).
(Andre, a renowned nudist, steps forward confidently. He begins standing at attention, then lunges forward into a Warrior pose, his dong dangling. He leans back to a reverse warrior, pivots, stands, and bends into the classic Downward Facing Dog. Mutters of approval are heard from several participants, including a generous "mmmmhmmmm?" from Dave. Finally, Andre shifts to a Plank Pose, holding steady, his cock and balls prominently displayed. After a minute, Amelie comes over and rests her butt on him.)
