Giving to the Community What It Needs
An Adventure of Silky
"Hey, Jess, listen to this!" Silky was nose deep in a biology textbook.
"I am studying my own stuff you know," Jessica drawled from the novel she read.
"Yeah, but you're like reading books a hundred years old. Who cares about a Black Tulip, or Dumas, pΓͺre? This is like interesting!" Her eyes sparkled as light from the nearby window made them look like tiny emeralds that matched the studs in her ears and set her red hair ablaze.
"Some of us find the Black Tulip interesting, Silky." Jessica arched perfect brows, and slightly jogged her auricomous locks.
"Whatever. The Alabama birth rate is about 70,000 per year."
"That's interesting?" Jessica continued to read of the perfidy of tulip breeders.
"Well, they say that for like every birth there are 1000 acts of sexual congress. -Don't look at me that way; they said it, not me!- That means 70,000,000 acts of intercourse β OK, OK, there were 70 million fucks in Alabama last year. Now if ΒΎ of them happened at night, that's 0.75x70 million," she banged away at her calculator, cursing under her breath as she redid it four times "or 525,000,000 fucks every night!!"
"Silky, I think that's only 52,500,000. You got the decimal point wrong." Jess remained uninterested.
"Whatever, it's still like a whole lot of screwing going on! That's like more than 4 million night fucks every year! Everybody in the state gets some!" Silky brandished her head like a toy dog and sanguine hair exploded around her face.
"We certainly produce an upward deviation in the mathematical mean, don't you think?" Jess smiled at the memories of the frequent acts of sexual congress, and aggregation, and clustering and even flocking together.
"I don't know. You think like blow jobs and anal count, or just straight fucking?" Silky frowned in puzzlement.
"I doubt if anyone knows how much copulation happens anywhere."
"So what I'm saying is that we like get more sex than most, so like somebody isn't getting any," Silky finally reached her point.
"I could have told you that before all the math, sweetie," Jess smiled with love for her sister.
"But we have like a duty to share with poor people, don't we?" Silky pouted.
"I think that's like money and food and stuff." Jess shrugged it off.
"Well, what about like people who are penurious of pussy? Shouldn't we like share that, too?" Silky had that look that bespoke trouble.
"Has anyone ever questioned your sanity, Fluffy One?"
"I'm SERIOUS! Well, actually, I'm Silky, but I'm being serious. Like the star; not Betelgeuse, the other one. I mean what I'm saying."
"George needs to hear this, sis. I believe it's casuistry."
George is our father/ lover /owner. We're a family. So I asked him, and he said if I wanted to spread it out I could, but that Jess had to agree to go with me, and we had to use condoms. Jess rolled her eyes and bit her lower lip, but finally said she would protect me from 'a fate worse than death,' whatever that is.
So the next part: how do you identify those sexually deprived but not depraved persons and give booty to the good guys. (We decided that satisfying the local dykes would get even more complicated, though no less worthy a project. One has to be realistic, after all.)
Clearly the giftees should be over 18. We discussed bars (we're too young) roller rinks (we're too old) and finally decided there were deserving poor right on campus, so we meandered over to the student center.
We figured that any hobbledehoy playing in a video gaming room there on a Friday night needed help. We wended our way toward a fairly tall guy who had bad hair, splotchy skin, and a weak chin. These certainly were impedimenta to his philogyny. He focused so intently on his game that he gave no thought to us.
"Hi there, big boy. How's the game?" I smiled my brightest smile, pushing my low cut top at him like a cement truck.
He dropped the controller as if burned. "What?" He showed his requirement for assistance.