Giving to the Community What It Needs
An Adventure of Silky
"Hey, Jess, listen to this!" Silky was nose deep in a biology textbook.
"I am studying my own stuff you know," Jessica drawled from the novel she read.
"Yeah, but you're like reading books a hundred years old. Who cares about a Black Tulip, or Dumas, pΓͺre? This is like interesting!" Her eyes sparkled as light from the nearby window made them look like tiny emeralds that matched the studs in her ears and set her red hair ablaze.
"Some of us find the Black Tulip interesting, Silky." Jessica arched perfect brows, and slightly jogged her auricomous locks.
"Whatever. The Alabama birth rate is about 70,000 per year."
"That's interesting?" Jessica continued to read of the perfidy of tulip breeders.
"Well, they say that for like every birth there are 1000 acts of sexual congress. -Don't look at me that way; they said it, not me!- That means 70,000,000 acts of intercourse β OK, OK, there were 70 million fucks in Alabama last year. Now if ΒΎ of them happened at night, that's 0.75x70 million," she banged away at her calculator, cursing under her breath as she redid it four times "or 525,000,000 fucks every night!!"
"Silky, I think that's only 52,500,000. You got the decimal point wrong." Jess remained uninterested.
"Whatever, it's still like a whole lot of screwing going on! That's like more than 4 million night fucks every year! Everybody in the state gets some!" Silky brandished her head like a toy dog and sanguine hair exploded around her face.
"We certainly produce an upward deviation in the mathematical mean, don't you think?" Jess smiled at the memories of the frequent acts of sexual congress, and aggregation, and clustering and even flocking together.
"I don't know. You think like blow jobs and anal count, or just straight fucking?" Silky frowned in puzzlement.
"I doubt if anyone knows how much copulation happens anywhere."
"So what I'm saying is that we like get more sex than most, so like somebody isn't getting any," Silky finally reached her point.
"I could have told you that before all the math, sweetie," Jess smiled with love for her sister.
"But we have like a duty to share with poor people, don't we?" Silky pouted.
"I think that's like money and food and stuff." Jess shrugged it off.