"Well I rather like this sexting thing, Abby." Pi pushed her lips together in a full smile that turned more than a few heads of both genders in the electronics store. All around them was a constant low droning of shoppers and salespeople that comfortably reminded the demoness that the more humanity changed; the more it stayed the same. While the stores had gotten gigantic like this one two towns over from Devonshire and many of them were chains the bazaar sounds and spirit of yore were still strong. Even now she heard a man in the not so distant computers department trying to haggle down the price of a laptop while the clerk tried to up-sell him accessories.
"I figured you would." The dusky woman laughed and her striking blue eyes drew to the side. While at first Abby had been reluctant when Pi asked about shopping so far the day had been a blast. That and they hadn't made out even once.
Pi didn't press any sort of bi-sexuality because of Abby's earlier request. Respect for mortals was an odd thing for a demon to have but Pi would be the first one to say she was far from the norm. Still her eyes cut from the camera phone she was pretending to inspect over to the British beauty's bosom as she tilted forward. It was hidden under the white and blue stripes of a flared neck shirt that had ridden up just enough as Abby bent to show off toned stomach. "Well then I need to find one with a rather fine resolution no? All the better to drive our Eddie wild with."
"True." Abby caught the weight of her gaze and tugged shirt down after pulling flattering white Capris up. Gesturing to the phone that Pi should be looking at she let her own gaze meander over to the bubbly evil beside her. "Our Eddie? I take it he told you then?"
"Can I help you ladies pick something out?" One of the store employees who was about five years past his lady killer prime affixed them with faded smile. His eyes brushed over Abby first because of her arresting looks but drifted over to Pi's pleasanter curves. They were highlighted well by the flowing white sundress she wore which was sprinkled with very faint yellow petals. Every time she breathed the dress came to life, flowing along arousing shape.
Pi clucked her tongue until it drew the man's eyes up to hers behind glasses. "I think we are fine, thank you though."
"Yes, we're doing okay. Thank you." Abby added and flashed the gent a smile. After all unless they wanted to try and get a deal it wasn't time to flirt yet. Pi hadn't even picked out a phone. She turned away and squinted at the specs.
"Well if you're sure then." Hesitating the man clearly both wanted to a great sale and to be around two hotties. His gut was sucked in subconsciously.
"We are sure, thank you." Pi indulged him with a dazzling smile and a slow roll of lips that went directly into the fellow's spank bank. When the man meandered off she turned back to Abby and the pair shared a roll of eyes. "Yes he told me. I lamented not actually getting to see or hear the act."
The pretty pout didn't sway Abby. Her cheeks did darken however. "Um. No. You are okay with this development then?"
"Why are you two so worried about that?" Pi gave her friend's arm a playful swat before picking up the specific phone and playing with her options. It really wasn't that complicated to sense what the machine wanted to do. "Oh I think I can send him some very randy photos with this."
"Quite. Mm maybe I should pick up one and do the same?" Abby was only half-teasing. As she blew out a long breath she swept spiced hair back into place and folded arms under bust. That motion attracted the next employee over. Men were so predictable.
"I think you should." Only murmuring out of the side of her mouth Pi scrolled through the options on the floor display. "Or send some to Locke."
"Did you two need any help? I know these phones pretty well." This uniformed gent cast a grin to them both but was drawn to Abby's eyes. It made the mixed woman grin because she always thought they were her best feature.
"No." Abby unfolded her arms and let them hang loose at her sides. "I think we are getting along just fine, thank you."
Deciding the head off the young man at the pass Pi wiggled the phone in her hand. "Yes we are getting along fine, Phillip, but as soon as we make up our mind we'll find you to discuss a plan?"
The young man grinned and nodded. "Sure thing. I'll be nearby if you need me then." After clearing his throat and puffing out chest he meandered off to arrange some nearby product into its proper shape. Not that the gent cared about the look of his store that much but anything to stay near the two cute girls. Already he was trying to decide which one he'd rather be having a tryst in the bathroom with. Pi brought out the best in people.
"I am not going to send Locke nude photos." Abby's whisper was more a hiss than anything else.
The succubus merely came back with a plush smile. "Oh you are going to show him in person? Naughty girl."
"Seriously, piss off." The words however were dulled by embarrassed giggle and flush. Abby glanced up as another male employee broke off from the herd and started their way. Oh hell this was never going to end was it? "Just piss off."
Pi thrummed in laughter and cocked the swell of her hip toward the approaching male. Her rump press against thin white cotton and for a moment the fella thought he was going to faint. "We are doing just fine thank you. However if you want to go over to that display there and lift a few printer boxes for our amusement I do not think Abby or I shall complain. Do you work out?"
The man's senses spun and he merely stammered for a moment and then looked around. He had no clue how to respond to such remarks that much was clear. Abby did all she could to stifle a laugh and slapped a hand over her mouth. Pi batted sooty lashes. Without a word the man merely smiled and went off to sooth his bruised ego by flushing product.
"You are evil." Abby felt that really went without saying even as it dripped from her tongue. She didn't watch the clerk slink off but gave her attention to the phone cradled in the demoness hand. Either cellphones really were the work of the devil or Pi had a special connection to technology. She had no trouble navigating menus and checking functions deep into the interface with a mere press of manicured nail.
"I know." What the glossy haired temptress wanted to say was 'hello succubus!' but the venue was a bit too public. Even if they were half-a-day away from Devonshire she hardly wanted such a comment to get back to the witches and warlocks that lurked around every corner there. She bent over very slowly with a wiggle of ass while putting the floor model back. "I do not think that the resolution on this one is going to be high enough. So do you find Eddie as enjoyable as I?"
There was a huff when the artist realized her shopping buddy was not going to let this go. "Do you mean as enjoyable as you find him to be or as enjoyable as it was to be with you?"
"Yes?" Pi tried to innocently flutter her eyes with little success and was very pleased as Abby was struck silent for a moment. In her moment of victory she brushed her curves just barely against the other woman's arm and swayed along to more expensive phones.
"Right. Well." Abby moved to catch up and considered trading up as well, but not so she could sext someone. Especially not Locke, or Eddie. "Oh hell. I need to powder my nose. I'll meet you back here?"
"Not to worry I shall not wander far." Pi nodded and watched the human woman saunter off and turn heads along the way for a moment before engrossing herself in shopping once more. She'd asked Aphex to just get a cellphone for her when the imp brought it up. The little bastard however told her that while he could of course get a hold of a device he couldn't connect it to a plan. Hell didn't have one.
That was a fact the infernal utterly agreed with in so many ways. She drew in a tight breath as her nose caught a trace a brimstone. Coal black eyes shifted behind lenses to place its origin and she nearly choked when she realized Aphex, in cat form, was at her feet next to a pink kitty transport purse.
He flicked his ears forward and unholy eyes narrowed. His whisper did not carry for. "No laughing. Just put me in the bag before someone sees me and decides I need to be neutered, sugartits.
Pi cooed first and then wiggled from crown to toes. She bent over and was careful not to topple on platform sandals or spill from her top. The black cat was lifted up and gently eased into bag before she chuckled smoky. "Oh who is a cute kitty? Yes you are, yes you are."
"I am going to cut you." The cat's whiskers twitched and tail tried to lash but he didn't have the room. Instead with little dignity he set his tiny head at the edge of the bag and pretended to purr. No one cared these days if a woman flounced around with a pet. It was damn near expected thanks to celebutants. "We need to talk."
"Cat's do not talk." With a tut and tap to feline nose Pi quieted her major domo before looking around. No one noticed the talking over the power of her curves. That was the way it should be. She boosted up to her tippy toes and once an empty row was spotted capered off. Why no one was in the mood to buy drama DVD's answered its own question. The world was serious enough already.
"Demon's don't do what you're doing." The counter was of course hushed and Aphex was distracted by being so close to one boob. Pi like any other woman had a series of assets which were unfair weapons to bring to an argument.
"Carry their mouthy imp in a purse?" She paused to flip through the I's with disinterest and kept a look out for anyone that might have a chance to eavesdrop. Thankfully none of the sales associates had lumbered after her like aroused zombies. "Or are you referring to something else, Aphex?"
He gave her a look at first and feline eyes bled to a poisonous color. "You're only going to get hurt if you keep this up."
"You really are in a violent mood today." Her fingers moved from walking over the top of movies she didn't want to rubbing at one of the imp's ears until his purr became real.
