This tale will make no sense without the context of the previous chapters. The first episode, My Daughter's Panties, introduced the main characters and they just took over from there. All the sexual situations involve mature adults in consensual relationships, however weird.
As this episode begins, our valiant retired lothario, Geoffrey, has just finished a live sex show performance with an equally aged Jo. Now his wife, Marie, has invited his friend, Jane, to join them at home for 'supper'!
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And then it was time. Signalling for Jane to join us, We waved goodbye to our friends and we left.
Jane and Marie sat together in the back of the car as I drove the short distance back to our home. Jane was obviously conflicted. On the one hand, I had gently flirted with her over the ten years since her husband, a good friend of mine from my rugby years, had died after a short illness. On the other hand, she was sitting next to my wife who was explaining the terms under which my cock would be available for periodic bouts of sexual relief.
One of the issues Jane seemed to be struggling with was one of our core principles; that it was unacceptable for either Marie or me to be left alone while the other was engaging in sex. Now, we'd recently revisited our rules to be less prescriptive but this was a fairly important precaution that we'd had from the very beginning of this lunacy, to stop resentment from ruining our marriage. In short, if Jane wanted to have sex with me that evening, then Marie would be participating too.
My wife had recently admitted that, as a student before we met, she had been with male and female lovers, though she had sublimated her bi-tendencies once we were exclusive. After a brief dip in our marital relations earlier in the year, her excitement at our resurgence had been spoiled when she realised that she was the only one in her friend group that was still getting laid. And thus began my, or our, descent into managed promiscuity. Jane would be the ninth woman that my wife had invited into our bed in the last two months: not, you understand, that I'm complaining.
As we turned into our road I heard Jane's shocked voice. "So, if I understand what you've just said, you are happy for Geoff to fuck me but if he does, then I have to have sex with you as well?"
"Exactly," Marie agreed, obviously pleased that Jane had got the message.
"But I'm not gay," Jane all but wailed.
"Sweetheart," my wife comforted her. "Once Geoff starts pounding his penis into you, you really won't give a damn who it is that's sucking on your tits." She took Jane's hand. "Neither me nor my friends are committed lesbians," she said, reassuringly. "But sometimes another woman just instinctively understands what you need. And then other times, you just need cock."
I stopped the car on the drive and turned in my seat. "If our suggestion repulses you, Jane. I'll take you home now. If you come in with us, you can still say no if there's a line you just can't bring yourself to cross; but understand this, it is both of us or nothing. I will not leave my wife alone while I share her bed with you.
Jane bit her lip, nervously, then opened the car door. "I can think of a dozen reasons why I should not do this," she complained, mainly to herself. "And they are all fucking ridiculous." She got out and walked round to join Marie and me at the front door. "What will people think?" she asked herself in an ironic tone of voice. "Only a slut would have sex with a man she's not married to. Ooh! Look at her, all fur coat and no knickers," she mimicked a disapproving common accent. "It's all bollocks isn't it? Like Marie said, as long as no-one gets hurt it's nobody's business but ours."
I unlocked the front door and stood aside to let the women enter first. They were hanging up their coats when I re-joined them. There was a semi-awkward silence as we each debated the next step, although we all knew where that step would ultimately lead us. Drinks were offered and declined and I decided to move us on.
Winking at my wife, I announced that I intended to shower before meeting the ladies in the playroom. After all, I had just had sex with another woman, so both good manners and good hygiene required I clean off any... Well; you know what I mean. I caught Marie's almost imperceptible response. Good! We were on the same page.
Once in the bathroom, I dumped my clothes into the laundry basket and stepped into the shower. I had just started lathering up my meat and dumplings when there was a tap on the en-suite door. "Geoff," Marie called out. "Can we come in?"
"The more the merrier," I called back. "Come in; it's not locked."
My wife strolled in, all but dragging an obviously reluctant Jane by the hand. "Don't be silly, dear," she was saying. "He doesn't bite." Then she corrected herself. "Well, he does, but earlobes and nipples don't count, do they."
Now it was Marie's turn to give me a meaningful look. I got the message. "Would you like to join me ladies? Get all those special little places squeaky clean?" I carried on washing.
Jane looked mortified, and even more so when my wife began to help her undress. "But..." Jane stammered.
"But what?" Marie challenged as she unbuttoned Janes blouse. "But he's naked? - Of course he is; he's having a shower. But it's 'wrong'? - Why? I'm his wife and I don't mind. But people don't get into the shower with men while their wives are there? - No," Marie conceded. "That's quite unusual, I admit, but it works for us. Now, hurry up and I'll join you both in a minute. Don't hang about or he'll get all wrinkly." She giggled to herself. "Or even more wrinkly than he already is." I gave her a glare that bothered her not at all.
Jane finally surrendered and finished undressing herself. I finally got to admire her naked body as she shed her clothes. In her mid forties, her boobs were still full though her nipples probably pointed further South than they did fifteen years ago. Her belly, softly rounded rather than taut, still showed some stretch marks from carrying her son to term. The skin on her bum was ever so slightly rippled rather than smooth, and all of those flaws were, to me anyway, the fine patina that said this woman had lived a life.
I held out my hand to guide her into the shower with me, noticing that Marie was almost naked by now too. "Back or front?" I enquired.
"What?"
"Do you want me to wash your back or your front?" I explained patiently. "You're our guest, so we don't expect you to wash yourself."
"I don't know," she complained. "No one has ever asked me that before."