All right Fuck Mountain here we go. The place where everyone gets fucked. That's at least what me and my wife are hoping for, cause we want some couple's play if you know what I mean.
So off we go in search of a partner. We find one and then we all go back to our place. We each take off our clothes. My wife takes the other guy and heads to the bed and I... Just watch.
Yep, watching is all I want to do. What? Did you think that we were going to do some swinging? I guess I should've been more specific about who that partner was. It wasn't another couple, just a single guy. It's fine, I like to watch.
So watching is all I do. I just sit back and relax and watch as my wife sucks this dude's dick. Wow his dick is so much bigger than mine, like really big. Is it just because my dick's much smaller than I thought it was or is it because his dick is just really big? Who knows?
Man my wife is really going to town on this guy's dick. Like sucking it with much more relish than she's ever done with mine I think. If I had a jealous bone in my body I'd be a little insecure right now. Luckily I don't so I just keep on watching while my wife sucks the fuck out of this dude's ginormous penis.
I don't even like to masturbate while I'm watching her with another guy. No I just like to see her with another guy enjoying sex in a way she never could with me. Don't get me wrong, my wife loves me very much, it's just that I'm extremely bad at sex, or so my wife tells me. My wife, being the loving person that she is, lets me have it with her on my birthday. What a swell glad she is.
No it's better that we enjoy a pretty much sexless relationship where I go to work to support her dream of being a feminist slam poet and then she fucks other dudes, oftentimes when I'm not even around, and in our own bed even.
Sometimes I wonder about the evolutionary benefits of being able to enjoy your wife getting fucked by a stranger. Like shouldn't I not want that in order to preserve my own gene line? There's a much better chance of her getting pregnant with someone else's baby having sex that way? Ah well, I'm sure that evolution has its reasons.
And speaking of preserving the gene line, I'm what many white supremacists would call coming from a good stock. I'm over 6 ft 4, have blonde hair and blue eyes and have completely Nordic ancestors. Yep, for those who believe in racial hierarchy well they would have to put me at the top. Not that I do, that stuff just seems silly to me. But those who do sure would be mad if I failed to preserve my own gene line. Just a fun fact for you all.