He was shuffling his feet as he walked along, his hands behind him as his face was drawn. He looked up then down as he passed the playground. "No one ever thinks of me, all this time I've filled them with Glee."
The Easter Rabbit said "Hi," as he passed by. But all he did was let out a sigh. Here he was with no one, while Mr. Rabbit had a harem. He sputtered some words, that no one heard. As he made his way, through his unhappy day.
He saw two male police, look like they were half-asleep. So he took out his bow and gave an arrow a throw. Hitting the officer in chest, With the perfect arrowhead jest. The officer became real hard, there in the police unit car. The bow again drew, as the other's chest an arrow went through. They quickly embraced their arms now enlaced. Their lips now mashed, as they met with a crash.
He fumbled along, till he heard a Christmas song. Coming from Santa's elf's, being their happy little self's. He drew up his bow, And let an arrow go. As it struck an elf in the heart, that was pushing a cart. Then the next arrow flew, and a reindeer's heart it went through. The elf jumped with glee, as the reindeer went to its knees. I think that elf was well hung, for being a little one. But that reindeer did lap, at that elf's sap. They were wildly sucking, then they started fucking.
While Cupid made his rounds, across the same ground. He was feeling the blues, and didn't know what to do. He came upon a young man, with his pockets filled with hands. As he let an arrow fly, and hit it's bullseye. The man looked around, but no one was found. So he fell in love, with pulling his pud.