My girlfriend and I took a trip to the beach with one of my best friends and his wife, Caroline. He invited us to go with them and stay at his parent's condo in Destin, so, being his guest, I felt obligated to keep my mouth shut about Caroline's incessant complaining and whining. Though she was bodaciously good-looking, how he managed to endure her bitchiness and marry her was beyond me, until what I learned during our vacation.
Anyway, she was an only child of very overprotective parents, and she could hardly do anything most adults take for granted. Unbelievably, she had never done a load of laundry before they were married. Mommy did it for her.
She could not cook at all, either, and since that's my hobby, and her husband loved my cooking, he asked me to show her a thing or two in the kitchen. I cooked all the meals that week, so it was simply a matter of inviting her in and showing her how.
I only showed her the most simple things, and I was very careful to not be the least bit condescending. Yet, I guess it's hard to be in your mid-20s and still not even know how to make eggs, so she acted very resentful and bitchy when I patiently tried to show her how.
Well, I was trying to show her how to make an omelet, and she became so hateful that she ran out of the kitchen in a rage. Now alone, I made each of us a green pepper and onion cheddar cheese omelet, saving hers to the last.
My girlfriend had slept in late that morning while I made breakfast, so I was horny and full of cum. With Caroline and my buddy dangerously close in the breakfast room, I looked out over the counter at them, lubed up my cock with bacon grease, and stared at Caroline twisting about in her itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie bikini. Darkly tanned with long, straight blonde hair, she had perfect, extra-firm C-cup boobs; a beautiful, jiggley round ass; and exquisitely smooth, slender legs. In other words, an excellent babe to beat off to.
She was a first-order bitch, but I must admit, she was a chick with looks that could stop a Baptist preacher in mid-sermon. With eyes trained on her fabulous bod, I imagined her standing there naked in the kitchen with me following my every instruction to suck my cock just so, then slather the grease over it and give me a hand job while I vigorously rubbed more grease all over her tits and ass, poked various and sundry kitchen implements into her pussy and ass, and whipped her bouncy buns bright red with the large, hot metal spatula I was holding. So, with that scenario in mind, it only took me a couple minutes to whack off a sizable load into the bowl of eggs and half-and-half cream mixture, which I whipped up with a whisk for her omelet.