The office was still and quiet as the grave, which was odd considering the bodies had been removed three days prior. It seemed disrespectful to turn on their flashlights, so Tina and Dirk stood quietly and waited for their eyes to adjust to the dark. The glow of the street lights flowed in through the bay windows. It cast long shadows on the rug, but it also gave just enough light to investigate.
"CSI has been through the room thoroughly," she said, her voice slightly louder than a whisper. "It's doubtful we'll find any new evidence."
"Oh sure." His voice was maybe a little too loud, but since City Hall was closed for the night and all the municipal workers had gone home, it wasn't much of a problem. "But then why are we here?"
That was a good question and Tina had an official answer for it. Was it the 'real' reason they were there? That sort of existential pondering was hardly helpful when a murderer was on the loose.
"General Zero is a suspect," she explained. She still smarted from the way the crimelord had trapped them in an underground lair while simultaneously carrying off a mineral heist. "It's possible they wanted to prevent Appleton and Snide's meeting from taking place."
Dirk scratched his head. "Zero wanted to stop Chesterfield Appleton and Sylvestra Snide from having sex?"
Tina nervously cleared her throat. "They weren't having sex."
He looked down at the taped outlines on the floor, the only remnants of the gruesome crime. "They were found side by side with their underpants around their ankles."
"There are any number of reasons why they may have dropped their underpants," she said. "We have to deal with facts. We can't make wild speculations."
"His dick was between her legs."
"Ok, they were having sex," she admitted, "but sex wasn't the reason for the meeting."
"I'm pretty sure sex was the reason for the meeting."
"It wasn't the official reason." It was awkward discussing coitus with Dirk. On several occasions they had engaged in intercourse for the purpose of saving lives. Tina was well aware of his skills in that area. Sometimes thinking about his skills kept her up at night. Which reminded her, she needed to pick up batteries on the way home. "You've read the case file, Agent Allen. Care to remind us of the particulars?"
"The particulars of the case..." Dirk stepped over the cadaver outlines and stood in front of the ornate fireplace that was the focal point of the office. Glancing at himself in the large mirror hanging above it, he took a moment to fix his hair. "Middleburg Comptroller, Chesterfield Appleton and Sylvestra Snide, Chair of the City Parks Planning Commission, were found shot to death in this office, Appleton's office, three days ago. The room was locked from the inside and witnesses watched the two enter the office alone. The windows were closed and no bullet holes were found. The coroner's report noted the look of horror frozen on both victims' faces. The prevailing theory is that they saw the murderer and knew they were about to die, but I'm wondering if those were just their O faces."
"Very good." Tina shot him a big smile. It was obvious he'd committed the file to memory. When she'd met him, when he'd still been working as a male model, he wouldn't have been able to get his way through a police file, much less memorize one. She was so proud of him, of how hard he'd worked and how far he'd come.
According SWSO regulations, pride for a teammate was permissible, so Tina embraced that emotion. What she felt for Dirk was pride, nothing else. She was proud of his accomplishments since joining the Secret World Security Organization's training program. She was proud of his unusual abilities, his inhuman speed, strength and stamina. She was proud of his personality, so genuine and sincere. And she was proud of the way he filled out a T-shirt. The boy had some muscles on him. Just touching them made her feel... proud.
"The official reason for the meeting," she continued, "was a stretch of land on the waterfront. Snide wanted the city to purchase it for a new park. Rumor has it, Zero's looking at it for a new underground lair."
"I get it now," Dirk said. "If we can prove Zero is the murderer, then maybe we'll be able to figure out what they're going to do next."
"Exactly." One of Tina's goals for the evening was to fill in some of the blanks in General Zero's file. So far there was little. Height: Unknown. Gender Identity: Unknown. Dastardly plan to take over the city of Middleburg and then the world: Unknown. She wanted more than anything to put something in the known column. "Fac-Tel." She touched the communication device tucked behind her right ear. "We're in position. Are you ready?"
"Why wouldn't I be ready?" Fac-Tel answered. "I'm not a biological. I don't have to use the bathroom and get a cup of coffee before I start my day."
"Usually it's the coffee that makes me have to use the bathroom," Dirk said.
"We're going to start scanning," Tina said. "I just wanted to make sure, Fac-Tel, that you were prepared to analyze the data we're about to send you."
"Again, why wouldn't I be prepared?" the A.I. said. "At the drop of a Hypertext Preprocessor, I can analyze X-rays, ultrasounds, computed tomography scans, astrological imprints, etcetera, etcetera . Just scan. I'll worry about the analyzing."
"Great. Thanks." Tina tried not to sound annoyed, but she knew as soon as the words left her mouth, she had failed. Producing a square device from her purse, she walked over to the far wall. "Dirk, you remember how to use your handheld scanner?"
He pulled the scanner from his back pocket. "Hold it a couple inches from the object you're scanning and every two minutes or so move it over an inch."
"You got it," she said, "except, as international secret agents, we use the metric system. Instead of holding the scanner a couple inches from the object, hold it a few centimeters from it. And instead of waiting two minutes before moving it, wait 100 seconds."
He looked down at his scanner. "Metric, huh?"
"Start with the bookshelves." She pointed to the wall next to the fireplace. "Remember, we're looking for a bullet hole or an opening a gun could've been fired through."
Tina turned her attention to the wall in front of her, moving her scanner methodically over the wood panelling and around the ornately framed oil paintings. It was her educated guess that the murderer had been in the neighboring office and drilled a hole in the wall.
"These are some fancy books," Dirk said. Tina looked over her shoulder and saw his head tilted sideways as he read the spines. "They're all hardcovers and absolutely no Harry Potter."
"Don't worry about the books." She took one of the paintings off the wall and scanned behind it. "We're looking for something abnormal, something that's just slightly off."
"There's something off with the bookshelves," Fac-Tel announced.
"I knew it," Dirk said. "Who doesn't, at the very least, have Sorcerer's Stone?"
Tina placed the painting back on its hook and crossed to the other side of the room. "What did you find, Fac-Tel?"
