"I cannot believe you, Margie Stone!" Tina Lambert said as the girls followed Laci Roosevelt across the neatly-clipped lawn of Whispering Pines Resort. Margie held up her left hand. She had fashioned the sprig of Tina's pubic hair into a pinkie ring.
"Yeah, I guess I got a little carried away back there. It's not everyday that you see Sheba the Amazon Queen cut the fur off your best friend's twat."
"Watch that Sheba shit!" Laci called over her shoulder.
"This feels weird." Tina said.
"Being shaved? Yeah. It's like you never miss it till it's gone."
"No, silly. I mean walking around with no clothes on," Tina said.
"Oh, yeah -- that, too."
Tina stared at her friend's breasts.
"What are you gawking at?"
"So those are 34C's, huh? They don't look that big."
"Well, they're 34C's, I promise, battery pack!"
"Battery pack?"
"Yeah, that's my new name for you and those double-A's"
"Hey! These are 34B's!"
"Whatever!"
"You need to get some sunscreen," Tina said.
"That's true. I can't shade mine with the bill of my cap like you can, Tina-Marina."
"Real high SPF Factor," Tina said.
"Stop staring at my tits, Tina! I'm self-conscious enough as it is walking around bare-ass naked!"
"Yeah, I know what you mean. At least there's nobody around."
"Hey!" a male voice called out.
The girls saw a tall blond youth skimming a net across the glistening pool. He was slender and muscled and wore nothing but a smile. He waved.
"Shit!" Margie hissed. A hand went to her crotch, the other arm across her bare breasts.
"Double shit!" Tina said. She clamped her thighs together and waddled.
Laci looked back and laughed..
"That's just Tommy. He's the resident pool-boy and lifeguard. You'll be seeing a lot of him."
"I don't think there's much more to see," Margie said. Her eyes focused on the bare dick dangling from a tangle of blond curls.
"Hey, Tommy! You seen Maribeth?" Laci yelled.
"She and Fred were by the pavillion just a minute ago."
"Okay. This is Tina and Margie -- new girls at the cafe."
"Pleased to meet you!"
Margie took her arm from her breasts just long enough to toss a quick wave. Tina bobbed a quick bow, keeping her thighs together. They followed Laci around the corner of the large, open-sided picnic pavillion.
"Is he still looking at us?" Tina whispered.
Margie glanced over her shoulder.
"Yeah"
"Jeez, I've never had anybody, you know -- stare at my bare butt!"
Margie looked again.
"You have now. Great smile, though."
"Jeez!"
"Maribeth! Maribeth Perkins!" Laci called out.
"Over here, Laci!"
A woman's head appeared above a hedgerow.
"There you are!"
"Sorry, Lace. Just finishing up a little business."
"Shit! Don't they have indoor plumbing here?" Margie whispered.
The head was tanned, smiling, blue-eyed, and bore a pile of platinum hair.
"Got some folks you need to meet -- oh, for chrissakes, Maribeth! Couldn't you go inside to do that!"
Laci looked down over the bushes.
"Sorry. Suddenly got the urge," the blonde head said.
"You need to meet the Bobbsey Twins. This here's Tina and Margie. Come on up, girls -- don't be bashful," Laci said.
"I'm not ready for this," Tina whispered.
The girls approached timidly.
"Hi!" Maribeth said cheerily. "Sorry I can't shake hands right now."
"That's quite all right," Margie said.
They peered over the hedge.
"This is Fred. He runs the pro shop," Maribeth said.
"Hello," a smiling mouth said from amidst a flame-red beard and mustache.
"Jeez!" Tina exclaimed.
The tanned, compactly-muscled body of the recreation director was astride the long prostrate form of the pro shop director.
"Sorry," Maribeth shrugged. "This is something of a first-day tradition."
"Yeah, tradition is important," Tina said staring at the point where the two bodies made a ninety degree intersection at the crotches.
"I wanted you to show the newbies around, Maribeth. But --" Laci said.
"No problem, Lace. We were just finishing up. Pleased to meet you, girls --Ohh!"
Maribeth stiffened and her eyes crossed for an instant.
"And Fred's pleased to meet you, too!" she laughed.
"I got stuff to do in the office," Laci said. "Take care of my little kum-twats. They're in number twelve."
"My pleasure, Lace. Later."
The big woman strode away, leaving the girls staring down at the coitus interruptus.
"Um, Maribeth, Tina and me will be over by the pavillion," Margie said. "We want to get a good look at that water hydrant."
Maribeth waved her off.
"Nah, stay right there. W'ere almost done."
"Uh, we don't want to --"