Now that I'd declared myself in charge of the investigation, it was time to get down to business.
I pretended to be completely uninterested in Ms. Scarlet's impressive tits and my own moistening crotch. "We need to determine where everybody was when the power went out," I said.
"Colonel Mustard and I were in the conservatory," Mrs. Peacock said. "I left to see if I could find anyone else, the Colonel went to see if he could find the fuse box, and when the lights came onβ¦" She shuddered at the memory of finding Mr. Boddy's corpse at the foot of the stairs. I shuddered at the memory of the gargantuan prick that was now officially out of service.
"I was in the kitchen," Mrs. White said, her voice trembling a little.
"I was perusing some volumes in the library," Professor Plum chimed in nervously.
"I was shooting some pool in the billiard room," Mr. Green said.
Ms. Scarlet didn't need to tell us where she was. We'd found her in the bedroom, tied up tighter than traffic to the Hamptons on a summer weekend, face down, tits smashed underneath her, and a candlestick poking out of her ass. I allowed myself another shudder.
"How long were you tied up?" I asked her, keeping my eyes locked on hers. It wasn't easy. Her trimmed snatch was screaming for a good look.
"Not too long," she admitted. "Mr. Boddy usually finishes before I do, so he uses the occasional foreign object to help me cum. The candlestick's about the right size to put me over the top. I like the feel of it. It's ribbed for my pleasure." The room contemplated Ms. Scarlet's pleasure for a few happy moments. "Plus, it's almost as big as he is." She proudly batted her eyelashes at me. "He's a littleβ¦large, you know."
I nodded. I knew. I couldn't stop thinking about it.
"So he put the candlestick in and went off to look for something the right size and shape for my pussy. Next thing I know, the power goes out andβ¦" Now it was her turn to shudder. Her breasts jiggled. And that was enough to make me shudder. I realized I'd have to make a concerted effort to stop this shuddering business.
"But he fucked your ass first, right?" I asked. These were the kind of hard hitting investigative questions I like most, but almost never get to ask.
"Oh yeah," she nodded frantically, as if the idea of anything else was preposterous. "He loves to fuck my ass. And I love it, too. There's nothing like feeling that rocket of his explode in my butt. Sometimes that alone is enough to make me lose it."
Mr. Green was still sitting next to Ms. Scarlet, comforting her. I noticed her candid conversation was returning the favor, in a big way. Mr. Green's pants reminded me of a circus tent.
"But how was Mr. Boddy killed?" Professor Plum asked me.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"What were the circumstances of his death?" he asked. "What murder weapon was used? Was the body moved? Were there any clues as to who may have perpetrated the crime?"
"Well," I said, trying to remember something. Anything.
"For God's sake woman," Colonel Mustard stated loudly. "You did examine the body, didn't you?"
"Oh yes," I said. "I examined the body." I could still see that beautiful cock, straining skyward, practically moaning for someone to wrap their fingers around it. Unfortunately, I couldn't remember much else. "But," I said, "We should probably examine it again. I'd hate to jump to conclusions."
Then, almost on cue, the power went out again.
Mrs. Peacock let out a piercing scream. I could hear a lot of commotion as people scrambled for safety in the dark, all of them knowing they were trapped in a pitch black room with a murderer and none of them certain they weren't next.
"Ms. McCoy," I heard a voice whisper. A warm hand took mine. "Come with me."
I allowed myself to be blindly led through the inky blackness. I heard the soft whoosh of a panel sliding open and I breathed in some musty, dank air. My guide pulled me through twisting passageways, down stairs, and through another panel, but I couldn't see a thing. There was a sputter and a flash of flame, and I saw Mrs. White's heavenly nineteen year old face hovering in the darkness. She was lighting a candle with a match.
When some brightness finally illuminated the room, I noticed we were in the kitchen.
"How'd we get here?" I asked.
"There are secret passageways," Mrs. White explained. "All through the house."
"Why did you bring me here?"
"I didn't think you were safe," she said. "One of those people could be a murderer. If they think you might catch them, there's no telling what they can do to you in the dark."
"Right," I said, studying Mrs. White in her French maid uniform. I could think of a few things I wanted her to do to me in the dark.
"Do you want me to get you something to eat?" she asked. "I've got some vanilla cake. It's freshly made."
"Sure," I said.
"Anything to drink?" she asked.
"Got whiskey?"
"No," she answered regretfully.
I looked around. "What about cooking sherry?" I asked. "I'm not picky."
"Yes," she said, unconsciously nodding to a cabinet.