Forget your stretch marks, bit of tummy or slightly less perky butt or boobs. As my mum shows, whether it be with your husband, boyfriend or lover, mums can be delightfully naughty and fuckable. So for all aspiring yummy mummys, make sure to read the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series to catch up on all my mum's erotic antics. (Up to chapter 16 at time of release of this post) All caught up? Then please enjoy this humorous set of 17 sexy moves gleaned from watching my mum fuck, suck and coax protein shakes out of guy after guy.
1. Rubber free– well, you've already had the kid/kids you did/did not want so you know you want to use protection. However, that doesn't have to mean condoms. Get on the pill like my mum and treat your lover/s to some hot bareback sex. Like my mum, you'll be moaning in pleasure as you feel him blow his load in you.
2. Stand up straight– or rather, bend down straight. This move will show your lover, young or old, that you are still a sex goddess! While in a standing position, grab your ankles and have your man enter from behind. You will forget that you even have kids.
3. Push the chair in– make sure the kids are in bed for this hot move. Have your favourite man, husband or otherwise, sit on a kitchen chair buck naked and sit down on his lap (in a thong or nude). Lean forward a bit and let him enter you. This will be your favourite chair in the house and you'll be thinking of that fuck session every time you're in the kitchen.
4. Set the table– well, unset it before you try this. Lie down on the edge of a study table anywhere in your house and spread your legs. Let him enter you standing up in a relaxed position. Enjoy this naughty new way to use the table...just be sure to clean it before the kids come home.
5. Get in the bathtub– straddle him in the bathtub to make the bathroom steamy in more than one way. If all you have is a shower, lean towards the shower wall and have him enter you from behind. Even better, have him lift you up and pin you against the wall to get dirty before you get clean.