This story is dedicated to those authors who contribute to the Bulwer-Lytton Award. Where they contribute a perfect grammatical and spelled sentence that is truly awful.
If you find the story making you cringe then I have been successful with my purple prose.
For those you do not know Bulwer-Lytton had that great sentence start "It was a dark and stormy night......"
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Olivia was the proud owner of a set of mountainous breasts with a sharp ravine of cleavage between them. Breasts that were not the size of the Everest or K2 but of the Rockies where a man like Grizzly Adams would seek to see the beauties of nature.
It was the first thing that John had noticed when she had passed him in the energetic frenzy of the nightclub. They had been painted red and gold by the flashing lights, it flashed in some sort pattern to the sound of the music. Not good music like the 70s or 80s disco but of some jarring tune of sound that they called music now. As he stared at her he must have also bumped into her and she turned to see who it was who had invaded her individual, personal space.
Their eyes met, flirted, fought and fell in love in only a couple of seconds on that pulsing, gyrating floor. When she smiled at him it was like the light had been turned on but this was no small light, no this was a lighthouse that guided him to her harbour of love. She had hair the colour of liquid gold, if you had melted gold and then poured it over her head which you should never do because it would probably kill the person you did it to.
He admired her legs that rose from her dainty erotic feet which were no doubt cute if you could see them through the high-heeled sexy black shoes she wore with the extremely short skirt she wore. A skirt that ended below her incredibly sexy bottom. He wanted to see her naked now after his eyes had travelled up her legs. Her hips flared out in a womanly fashion. This was no girlish figure but a woman who wanted to make love and bear babies to the man of her dreams, a man she now saw before her.
Seeing John she knew that she looked at the love of her life, her soul-mate, she knew it was her second half. It was like she was meeting herself which was strange since there wasn't any mirrors around. If she could have described it she would have said that the angels sang if they could sing the sort of hip hop that was being played now as they met. Had she been a man with brown hair and an athletic body she would have been like him. She knew that she had to take this man home with her and go to bed with him but it would not be going to sleep with him but making love or more truly having sexual intercourse of various positions with him.
She blushed, she was not like this but he excited her so much. Her breath caught as she imagined him between her sexy yet muscular legs. As she kissed his mouth with her burning lips. in fact she felt as though she was trapped in a furnace and throw off her clothes as he made love to her. The people around her meant nothing to her as she imagined his muscular good looks pressed against her womanly curves.
She moved close to him and their lips locked in a fiery embrace. It was a kiss that would steal breath away that made you swoon with the passions that it made you want. In other words he sucked face good.
She felt his massive cock hard against her sexy, luscious body. As she felt and thought of his cock she giggled like a schoolgirl because she was thinking of such naughty, naughty things. Her silly giggle excited him and his cock as he watched her bounteous bosom rising and falling as he wanting to expose those beauteous, bountiful breasts and he felt his little boy becoming even more of a big man.
It did not take long for them to leave the nightclub though they had a drink or two as spoke of their tender feeling for each other in the deafening noise of the nightclub. Sometimes they would jerk to in a rhythmic fashion as they danced on the crowded dance floor. Yet all the time they thought of the horizontal dancing that they wanted to do and what they would be able to do in private.
So it was with pleasant anticipation that they arrived at Olivia's home. The sort of anticipation that you have just as you are about to eat your favourite desert and have been told you can have seconds at the end of the first time if you are still hungry.
This is of course is a metaphor since it is comparing completely different things to make you think of the thing you are describing though it is similar to a simile but similes often begin the phrase with like.