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Big Richard

Big Richard

by over9000
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Rich woke up the same way he always did: with his solid 12 inches of cock hard as steel, pointing straight up into the sky. He only ever slept in the nude anymore. He'd learned his lesson after shredding too many pairs of pajama pants.

Well, he couldn't go out like this. He'd have to take care of it. He gripped his massive meat in both hands and got to work jerking himself off. After about fifteen minutes, he felt his full balls tighten in that familiar way. His shaft swelled in his hands. Cum leapt out of his tennis-ball-sized head and splattered on the ceiling. Rich sighed with relief - another morning down.

He got out of bed to get dressed for the day. He used his usual system to fit his dick into his pants. It wasn't an easy task. First, he had to make sure he was flaccid. Done. Then, he placed his pants on the floor, waistband up, and stepped into both legs. Finally, he pulled the front of the waistband forward as he pulled the pants up, dangling his cock so it would land inside. It was like a carnival crane game. Most people put their pants on one leg at a time; but not Rich.

~~~

Rich left the house and walked down the street on his way to work. He was the top salesman at the local sausage company. For some reason his clients, mostly women, just couldn't say no. It must have been his natural charisma. Big Richard, they called him.

He made sure to avoid any situation that might get him hard as he walked. But despite his efforts to avoid any arousing sights, sometimes it was just impossible. There were times when he just couldn't avoid catching a glimpse of a pretty face, a full pair of tits, or a round ass. He always tried to look away immediately. He couldn't risk a public erection. There was no telling what kind of trouble it might get him into.

Once, Rich's coping mechanisms failed. He could still remember the encounter.

~~~

It was a Tuesday when Rich caught sight of her on his morning walk. She was beautiful. Her hair fell in sumptuous waves. Her fine features were softened by a radiant smile. Most eye-catching of all, her pale green sundress framed her every curve, as if presenting her voluptuous figure just for him. She walked toward him on the sidewalk. Every step emphasized her gorgeous assets.

Rich found himself fantasizing about kissing her round, perky breasts. He wondered how it would feel to hike her dress up over her wide hips and bouncy ass. He could see her long legs gripping him and pulling him in in his mind. He had it bad.

Rich's dick was already starting to rise against his will as he looked at her. He internally cursed his own weakness. He tried his best to stop his growing boner, but it was no use. His dick grew down his leg of its own accord. It extended out until his pants looked like a circus tent.

The mystery woman noticed. Obviously. Her eyes went wide. Rich's breath hitched. He was caught - found out. The consequences flashed through his mind. Was she gonna curse him out? Pepper spray him? Call the cops and have him arrested as some kind of pervert?

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To Rich's relief, she did none of those things. Instead, she burst out laughing. "Is that for me?" she asked, pointing at his dick.

Rich was speechless. His dick twitched as precum started leaking from its tip, moistening the leg of his pants. He couldn't think of anything to say. All the blood was in his dick.

"Well, I must say, you have my attention," the woman said, looking him up and down. Rich could hardly believe it. He could feel his mind getting even dumber as his dick got even harder. There was nothing he could do. His cock was in charge now.

"Uhhhh, you got my attention too," he said lamely. "Um, you're really pretty. What's your name?" He mentally criticized himself again, this time for his terrible banter.

The woman laughed again. She reached out and grabbed his arm. "You're cute when you're tongue-tied. I'm Val."

His mind was completely gone now. All he could think about was how good it would feel to be with her. His cock grew even harder at her touch.

He must have grown an inch too many. Quietly at first, then all too loudly, he heard a tearing sound. He felt the breeze on his dick and balls. His pant leg had ripped at the seams from the strain of his erection. His foot-long cock popped out, exposed, deep red and throbbing.

~~~

Val cocked an eyebrow. Her face reddened with arousal as she took in the unexpected scene. "Well nice to meet you too," she said. Rich noticed her nipples hardening under her dress. "May I?" She stepped closer, eyeing Rich's erection.

Rich nodded. "Uhm, yes. Yes please," he managed.

Val reached out and wrapped both her hands around his cock. She began to stroke him slowly. He groaned in pleasure.

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Val's hands were so soft around Rich's hard cock. She stroked him gently, gradually picking up speed and intensity. It wasn't long before Rich felt himself getting close. His balls tightened and his cock began to throb more urgently. Val noticed.

"You're going to cum, aren't you?" she said, a smile spreading across her face.

"Uh, fuck, yes," Rich whispered.

"Lucky me. I love the taste of fresh cum," said Val. She dropped to her knees and opened her mouth wide. There was no way she could fit him in her mouth, but she stuck out her tongue and aimed his cock expectantly as she continued stroking with her hands. Her fine facial features were dwarfed by Rich's meaty schlong looming over her.

Rich felt his orgasm building. He could feel it in his balls, rising like an unstoppable force. His dick throbbed over Val's face, leaking pre-cum onto her tongue. "Aaeeehh," she moaned, clearly enjoying the taste, as promised. It was all Rich could do to hold on any longer.

Val sensed it too. She pressed her lips right up to Rich's swollen cock head. Rich couldn't take it anymore. He let go and started to cum. His jizz sprayed out in thick, white ropes. They filled Val's waiting mouth. She swallowed it all valiantly. Rich was impressed. Val continued stroking his cock as he came, making sure to milk every last drop.

~~~

Val sat back on her heels, wiping the cum from her face with a satisfied smile. "Sorry about your pants. Call me, ok? Let's do this again. Maybe you'll have more to say next time." With that, she got up, handed Rich a business card, and walked away, swaying her hips playfully.

Rich was still recovering when she left. It had been a long time since he'd cum so hard. Maybe even two hours, depending on when he woke up that morning.

"Uh, um, hey, wait," he called after her, finding his voice. "What about you?"

"Next time! Call me!" Val shot back as she kept walking.

It was certainly a tempting offer. He thought about calling her later. But for now, he just needed to get to work.

He looked down at his destroyed pants. How was he gonna explain this to his boss?

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