Cast of Characters
Princess Prissy β a prissy princess Lenore the whore β a whore named Lenore Burly Tattoo/Piercing Artist β a burly bearded man who is a tattoo and piercing artist Narrator β a person who narrates
Scene: A street
Princess Prissy approaches Lenore the whore.
Princess is wearing a modest white blouse and a dark skirt with practical pumps. Lenore is wearing a skin tight red spandex tube top and a black spandex mini skirt with black vinyl knee high boots sporting a 3" spiked heel.
Princess Prissy: My life is so boring. I need excitement. Is your life exciting?
Lenore: (looks bored) Sometimes....what you looking for then, sugar?
Princess: (shrugs) Something new, something different. You're a whore. You know.
Lenore: Know what?
Princess: SEX! I'm talking about sex.
Lenore: You want to get some? Or just talk about it?
Princess: (giggles) Both.
Lenore: You are too uptight. First we got to loosen you up some girl. Come on.
Princess: (smiles and follows Lenore down the street and into a tattoo/piercing parlor) Can we talk about sex here?
Inside is Burly. He is a big burly man with long hair and lots of facial hair. He is wearing a white sleeveless t-shirt to show off the tattoos on his arms. He is also wearing a fine pair of faded jeans and a thick black belt to hold them up.
Lenore: (thinks) Sure. Talk. Get. Whatever. (turns to Burly) Dude, this princess craves excitement.
Burly: (grins) Does she? I got some right here. (grabs his crotch)
Lenore: (hands up) Hold it, dude. One thing at a time. Right now, she is too much of a princess to get some. Maybe a piercing.
Burly: Okay...what?