Walter Wimple, was a loser. He was born unlucky, and it only got worse as the years went by or so it seemed to him. He was small, thin hair, no muscles and no backbone. People walked all over Walter all the time. He especially had a terrible time each Valentineâs Day. It seemed like something terrible always happened.
When he was four his dog died on Valentines Day. When he was eight his mother died on the same day. When he was sixteen he was up to his balls in Lucy Watts, the next door neighbor, when her husband opened the bedroom door. When he was twenty-three he married Lucille. That turned out to be the unkindest thing that ever happened to him on Valentines Day. Two years later she left him and took all his money, his car, his house and his daughter. All in all the safest place for him it seemed on Valentines, day was home in bed alone.
That was his plan for the day and he carefully explained himself to his Dad and his older brother. No more surprises for Walter. He would stay in bed until the next day when it was safe to get up. Little did Walter know in his bed was the worst place for him to be this year. The fates are not to be denied and they already had a surprise for this years Valentines Day for our dear Walter. At precisely six oâclock that night a Marine helicopter crashed into their home. Walter being the only one there he was crushed to death by the falling roof.
Walter was not happy. When he got to St Peter, he explained it was a terrible thing to do to a fella especially on the holiday of lovers. He begged for another chance at life this time with a little more love and happiness if you please. St Peter agreed and sent him back to earth as a dog. A large chocolate brown well-groomed stud poodle belonging to a lovely young woman named Melissa Rivers.
He found himself thrust into the poodleâs body just as he was completing the act of impregnating a bitch poodle named Lucille. He noticed right away he was having much more fun as a dog, then he had ever had fucking his wife of the same name. Not a bad way to start a new life humping a willing female and she was a cutie white with hair that smelled like summer sun and she was happily humping back as he tied with her.
Finished they both laid down to rest. It was then he learned his new name was Pierre, but that his Mistress called him Pete, as she called out to him what a marvelous wonderful fucking animal he was. Pete was quite proud of himself as he fell asleep.
An hour later when he was free of the bitch he licked himself clean and went looking for something to eat as he was hungry. Waiting for him was his Melissa. She kissed and hugged him, before she sat him down in front of a beautiful well done tenderloin cut into small bits, a bowl of fancy bottled water, and two chocolate dog biscuits.
He sighed as he started to eat and thought, âThis ainât badâ
Finished with his snack he was leashed up and they went out to her SUV where he was placed in a large well padded cage and told to rest they were on the way home.
Once home he found he had a room to himself, several servants who would walk him, play with him, or fetch him snacks whenever he seemed like he wanted anything. No one had ever treated him this good when he was a man. No wonder they said a dogâs life was so good.
Through the months, he found out, he was along with George the Boxer and Gunther the German Shepherd the main source of Melissaâs income. They got Five hundred a pop for loaning him out for stud and the other two got almost as much. The dogs were busy almost every day. He had never had so much sex in his life. There was no more foreplay, touch me here; I donât want you to do that. It was pure and simple fucking at its natural best.
The only thing that bothered him was Melissa was so sad and he knew she needed a good man. To bad dogs and humans couldnât do it because he knew he could make her happy. Finally, it happened Melissa was taking him for a rare walk in the park and he smelled hot female. He jerked his leash hard, she dropped it in surprise, and he was off. Two trails over he found her. The most gorgeous poodle he had ever seen. Chocolate Brown like him and so beautiful she could take Best of Breed anywhere. He walked up and introduced himself, she nosed him, he nosed her and they discreetly looked for a private place to consummate this newfound relationship.
As they mated they could hear their owners whistling and hollering for them but love was in the air and they didnât care. Finally Roger, who owed Cherise, found them. Ah! What a name thought Pete, Cherise. He was mad but then thought what the hell, if he couldnât get laid the dog might as well have some fun.
Just then Melissa came around the corner and asked if he had seen her male poodle. He pointed and moved the branches Pete growled and they left them alone.
Melissa said âShit, couldnât you stop them? That dog gets Five hundred dollars every time he covers a bitch.â Roger introduced himself and said, âWell, I didnât call you so I will make you a deal. I will keep one puppy for his raping my dog and you can have the rest to sell for your fee.â
Melissa sat on a close by bench and started to laugh. âHell we can split the puppies it wasnât her fault he is so horny.â