I don't know who in the world came up with Valentine's Day and chose a short, fat fuck with shit filled pampers to be its mascot. It is one of the worst holidays ever! All it does is make those who have no close friends, lovers or husbands feel bad and those who do, feel the need to prove their love by buying loads of shit on one day of the year.
What if you have no money on February 14th. and can't afford a gift for someone you really care about? Does this make you less loving? All I think that this holiday does is to drain people's pockets of the little cash that the politicians have left us with and to feel guilty if we don't.
This was Emma McClean's view of this great holiday.
She was a student in the City College of New York and worked hard as a part-time low-grade clerk in a law firm and because she was not the best-looking woman around, nor dressed as hip as those with more expendable cash no one paid her any mind.
What most people did not know was that Emma had a magnificent body underneath her cheap clothes. Her tits were double D's with long, perky nipples. Her stomach was flat, and she had a bubble ass to die for. She felt that if most men knew what her body looked like, they would always be trying to get into her drawers to get some pussy, notwithstanding her plain face, so she camouflaged it well under loose jeans and oversized tops.
Another significant physical feature was that this pale skinned, red haired Irish girl was hermaphroditic! She was born with a cock and a pussy!
Her parents never had enough money for sex assignment surgery, so she grew up with both sets of sex organs. As she grew older, even though she identified as female, her cock grew to a prodigious size!
At sixteen she had eight inches of thick solid cock. Underneath it were two vestigial pussy lips and a small vaginal hole. Emma felt that God had laughed at her for even though she wanted to be a woman, her best sexual organs were male!
"Shittt!!!"
She would often fume to herself on Valentine's Day because no one ever sent her chocolates, roses or anything. If she could get her hands on that stupid, fat fuck Cupid, she would take her big dick and fuck him senseless!
The vision of Cupid squealing and howling as she slammed her big dick up his ass, made her chortle with glee and provide one of her few moments of levity.
The boss of her law firm was a real asshole. He was wealthy, arrogant and never cared for anyone who couldn't advance his own agenda, somewhat like Donald Trump.
Every year he would invite the "little" people to his mansion for a Valentine's Day party and require all to wear Cupid dress!