Tina and Dana--a parallel "what if" universe, outside the timeline I see for them. I want to play a what if... What if Dana demanded Tia show her how to squirt?
Ted talking with his brother Ned. "No, she didn't pee. She called it... squirting. And it didn't smell like pee--maybe a hint, but she said it had to do with a gland and the G-spot. I mean, I thought the G-spot was just a myth, but there she was, riding my two fingers, grinding away, and boom. She said, she thinks it's what it's like when we guys get all built up, pent up, and hit that ejaculatory release. Her words, man."
Ned, not one for much talking, replied with a simple, "Okay."
Ted continued, "But we both know--hell, all four of us know--that Dana's the smart one and Tia is... well, not dumb, but... simple? "
Ned raised an eyebrow.
Ted grinned. "That's just it! Dana gets it and runs with it. Tia? She has to think on it for a day and a half before she even gets a joke. Anyway, after that night, we had a long talk, and it turns out Dana gave Tia this toy. At first, Tia didn't get it--she didn't understand how to use it--but after a week, she finally figured out how to pleasure herself."
"And then, of course, Tia did what she always does--she went out and learned as much as she could. Long story short, she read a dirty comic book. In it, some guy used what he called 'the horns,' stuck his two middle fingers inside the girl, moved them just right, and she squirted. Tia didn't believe it, though. So, where does she go? The library."
"Yeah, she went to the library. She read everything she could about the G-spot and how it works. She tried it out on herself, but she said--and I quote--'The toy brought me to an orgasm, the G-spot gave me a whole down-there orgasm, but no squirt.'"
"Still not satisfied, she went to The Pen--you know, the adult store. Can you even imagine Tia walking into a place like that? With the toys, the nudie magazines--"
Ned cut him off. "No way. Tia wouldn't go in there."
Ted laughed. "Oh, she did. And, as bold and innocent as she is, she just walks up and asks, 'Do you have any DVDs on squirting?'"
Ned's jaw dropped. "She didn't."
"She did. She found this how-to DVD, watched it, and figured out what her problem was: you need two people to make it work. And you know how simple Tia is--when she believes something, she finds a way to make it happen. So, when we were together, she had to try," Ted explained.
"As she explained it afterward, she felt... 'full..ish,' and she just knew it would work because she was worked up enough and trusted me. And then it happened."
The boys continued their conversation, not realizing their words were drifting off the porch, carrying to Dana, who was sitting in a nearby chair inside the cabin reading a book. She heard every word.
Dana's thoughts were a whirlwind. "No way. I mean, wow. I believe it with Tia--she's persistent as hell--but still... no way. And here I thought Ted and I were the only ones getting a wild bang. I mean, Ned and I heard Ted and Tia when they, but it was nothing like when Ted and I got it on. Ted and I were like dynamite--Her and Ted were like this deep spiritual movement. Ted set me off so hard I could barely walk the next day, well it was my 1st, but still I use a thruster to masturbate, Tia barely uses a wand and... And now I'm hearing that Tia fucks him once and is ejaculating? I did not know girls could ejaculate? What the hell?"
Dana's curiosity burned. She closed her book, got up, and went straight for Tia.
"Tia!" Dana called out, her voice cutting through the stillness.
Dana found Tia in her room, idly poking through her bag. "Yeah?"
Dana didn't mince words. "Tell me about squirting. Now."
Tia's face turned bright red. "Oh! Um... how did you hear about that?"
Dana smirked, crossing her arms. "Loud and clear. Ted told Ned, now spill. What did you do? How does it work?"
Tia hesitated for a second, but knew Dana wouldn't let it go. With a resigned sigh, she sat up straighter. "Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you--it's not as simple as you may have overheard. I am not even sure how I got it right."
And with that, Dana's curiosity set the wheels in motion. She turned around and locked the door, yet another whirlwind of Dana's wants was set into motion.
"Okay," Tia began, settling herself, "here it goes. First off, last night with Ted, it just... felt right to try. So, I showed him the technique I found on the DVD."
Dana raised an eyebrow. "Hold up. You got this where?"
"The Pen," Tia admitted sheepishly, "the adult shop back on Route 69."
"You? At The Pen? How?" Dana asked, incredulous.
"Okay, let me start from the beginning, and I'm only telling you this because it kind of started with you," Tia said, pointing at Dana. "Remember when you gave me that toy? I didn't even understand how to use it at first. Well the 1st time I used it, before you um, showed for me. I didn't tell you this part, but the first time I used it on my own, I thought I'd peed the bed. I came that hard. And then, well, we used it together, and while it was great and we both got off... there was no 'waterflow.' That got me curious, and I had to figure it out."