Tina and Dana--a parallel "what if" universe, outside the timeline I see for them. I want to play a what if... What if Dana demanded Tia show her how to squirt?
Ted talking with his brother Ned. "No, she didn't pee. She called it... squirting. And it didn't smell like pee--maybe a hint, but she said it had to do with a gland and the G-spot. I mean, I thought the G-spot was just a myth, but there she was, riding my two fingers, grinding away, and boom. She said, she thinks it's what it's like when we guys get all built up, pent up, and hit that ejaculatory release. Her words, man."
Ned, not one for much talking, replied with a simple, "Okay."
Ted continued, "But we both know--hell, all four of us know--that Dana's the smart one and Tia is... well, not dumb, but... simple? "
Ned raised an eyebrow.
Ted grinned. "That's just it! Dana gets it and runs with it. Tia? She has to think on it for a day and a half before she even gets a joke. Anyway, after that night, we had a long talk, and it turns out Dana gave Tia this toy. At first, Tia didn't get it--she didn't understand how to use it--but after a week, she finally figured out how to pleasure herself."
"And then, of course, Tia did what she always does--she went out and learned as much as she could. Long story short, she read a dirty comic book. In it, some guy used what he called 'the horns,' stuck his two middle fingers inside the girl, moved them just right, and she squirted. Tia didn't believe it, though. So, where does she go? The library."
"Yeah, she went to the library. She read everything she could about the G-spot and how it works. She tried it out on herself, but she said--and I quote--'The toy brought me to an orgasm, the G-spot gave me a whole down-there orgasm, but no squirt.'"
"Still not satisfied, she went to The Pen--you know, the adult store. Can you even imagine Tia walking into a place like that? With the toys, the nudie magazines--"
Ned cut him off. "No way. Tia wouldn't go in there."
Ted laughed. "Oh, she did. And, as bold and innocent as she is, she just walks up and asks, 'Do you have any DVDs on squirting?'"
Ned's jaw dropped. "She didn't."
"She did. She found this how-to DVD, watched it, and figured out what her problem was: you need two people to make it work. And you know how simple Tia is--when she believes something, she finds a way to make it happen. So, when we were together, she had to try," Ted explained.
"As she explained it afterward, she felt... 'full..ish,' and she just knew it would work because she was worked up enough and trusted me. And then it happened."
The boys continued their conversation, not realizing their words were drifting off the porch, carrying to Dana, who was sitting in a nearby chair inside the cabin reading a book. She heard every word.
Dana's thoughts were a whirlwind. "No way. I mean, wow. I believe it with Tia--she's persistent as hell--but still... no way. And here I thought Ted and I were the only ones getting a wild bang. I mean, Ned and I heard Ted and Tia when they, but it was nothing like when Ted and I got it on. Ted and I were like dynamite--Her and Ted were like this deep spiritual movement. Ted set me off so hard I could barely walk the next day, well it was my 1st, but still I use a thruster to masturbate, Tia barely uses a wand and... And now I'm hearing that Tia fucks him once and is ejaculating? I did not know girls could ejaculate? What the hell?"
Dana's curiosity burned. She closed her book, got up, and went straight for Tia.
"Tia!" Dana called out, her voice cutting through the stillness.
Dana found Tia in her room, idly poking through her bag. "Yeah?"
Dana didn't mince words. "Tell me about squirting. Now."
Tia's face turned bright red. "Oh! Um... how did you hear about that?"
Dana smirked, crossing her arms. "Loud and clear. Ted told Ned, now spill. What did you do? How does it work?"
Tia hesitated for a second, but knew Dana wouldn't let it go. With a resigned sigh, she sat up straighter. "Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you--it's not as simple as you may have overheard. I am not even sure how I got it right."
And with that, Dana's curiosity set the wheels in motion. She turned around and locked the door, yet another whirlwind of Dana's wants was set into motion.
"Okay," Tia began, settling herself, "here it goes. First off, last night with Ted, it just... felt right to try. So, I showed him the technique I found on the DVD."
Dana raised an eyebrow. "Hold up. You got this where?"
"The Pen," Tia admitted sheepishly, "the adult shop back on Route 69."
"You? At The Pen? How?" Dana asked, incredulous.
"Okay, let me start from the beginning, and I'm only telling you this because it kind of started with you," Tia said, pointing at Dana. "Remember when you gave me that toy? I didn't even understand how to use it at first. Well the 1st time I used it, before you um, showed for me. I didn't tell you this part, but the first time I used it on my own, I thought I'd peed the bed. I came that hard. And then, well, we used it together, and while it was great and we both got off... there was no 'waterflow.' That got me curious, and I had to figure it out."
Dana smirked. "Of course, you did. So, what next?"
Tia continued, "The first place I found anything about it was in this dirty comic book, of all things. It was in the back corner of that little bookstore--you know, the shop with the curtain? Anyway, the comic was very graphic. It showed this guy making the 'horns' sign with his hand--like the rock-on gesture, using the two middle fingers but not flat on the palm. The girl in the comic was like, 'Oh, you're going to do that,' and he was like, 'Yeah,' and it showed him sliding his two fingers into her. Then there was this whole thing where he was like, 'Say hello to Agent G-Spot Finder,' and she started freaking out, like, 'What's happening?!' And she squirted."
"That's when I realized, oh wow, that's what happened to me! I hit the G spot just right and boom, and I do mean BOOM, water flow, spuirt out, so it all clicked. I remembered hearing something about the G-spot in health class--or maybe it was a a random question and answer furom in Women's World--but I wanted to know more. I went to the library to look it up, and sure enough, I found this book that mentioned an old Asian technique. It got super technical and talked about the exact location of the G-spot and how to stimulate it. But it also kept going on about hand positioning, angles, and pressure, and honestly, I got a little lost in all the details."
Dana leaned in, intrigued. "So, then what? You tried again with the wand?"
Tia laughed. "Not exactly. I figured, why not ask someone who knows? So I went to The Pen. Did you know the lady next door to you works there? Wait, is that where you get your toys from her? Um, um, back to the story. She's the one who helped me. She hooked me up with this DVD and also recommended this specific G-spot toy. The DVD explained the horn-fingers thing in great detail, but I still had trouble doing it by myself. The G-spot toy helped me find the right spot, and it worked, but it still wasn't quite right. I didn't get that 'squirt' of the water flow that was shown."
Dana was now hanging on every word. "And last night with Ted?"
Tia's face lit up. "That's when everything came together! The connection was just right, you know? He already had me worked up--we'd been going at it for a while, and I'd had a few orgasms from regular sex. I was primed, basically. I showed him how to use the horn fingers--Spiderman-style--with two fingers inserted just the right way so that the fingers pressed up against the G spot. Then, the trick is how he moved them: not just thrusting, but pressing upward with a rhythmic, almost circling motion."
"At one point, I told him to keep his fingers pressed right there, almost like he was holding down the exact spot. And that's when it happened. I felt this build-up, like a wave. It was pressure, but not bad--more like a release waiting to happen. He kept going, building up friction, and suddenly, boom. Squirt!"
Dana blinked, processing everything. "So... it's really about the build-up, the connection, and getting the technique just right?"
"Exactly," Tia confirmed. "You need to already be aroused--really aroused--because the G-spot stimulation alone isn't enough. The DVD even said it's not just about the physical part; it's about letting go, trusting your partner, and not holding back. I guess it's like a mix of technique, mindset, and timing."
Dana crossed her arms, her smirk returning. "Alright, Tia, you're going to show me everything you learned. I need to know if this works."
Tia groaned but couldn't help laughing. "Of course you do. Fine. But only because you're you, Dana."
Dana, being Dana, wasted no time. She grabbed Ned by the collar and planted a big kiss on him. "I heard you and Ted talking, so I went over and asked Tia. She agreed to help me squirt."
Ned, still processing the whole squirting conversation from ten minutes earlier, stammered, "Uh... um... huh, so... wait... what?"
"Come on, Ned," Dana teased, rolling her eyes. "Don't make me spell it out. I could recount exactly why this will work and why it's not weird. Yes, Ted popped my cherry, and yes, you and I have only hooked up twice now, but wow, come on. Ted got Tia to squirt the first time they were together. And Tia? She's like an idiot savant when it comes to sex or something."
