Thrown together with putty, electric tape and the finest stolen furniture, swing clubs dot the landscape. Hidden like camouflaged hunters in the dense underbrush, venues of questionable morality — whether they be churches, or sex sheds — are ubiquitous.
Rifle through the glossy, substantial pages of your local adult rag, and you're bound to uncover advertisements for a few. Better yet, commence Internet investigation for these nearly invisible prey. Don't be stupefied to discover one three blocks from your house.
You won't find these locales showcased beside the latest from the Nordstrom Rack. Jack Nicholson will pose in Playboy, before screw shacks are accepted in mainstream society.
Forbidden fruit, swing clubs are modern-day oases for the parched traveler succumbing to the arid, lifeless drone of contemporary existence. Hotter than crankin' the heat on a summer day in the desert, play palaces are fuel for fantasy. Males will woolgather about them in the dark, while strengthening their wrists, but few will enter their inner sanctum.
"What does a typical swing shack look like?" you query.
There's no standard answer to that, as all sex shanties are different. Some are private homes, while others are actual places of business. Many allow overt nudity, and a multitude have a dress code. There are sleazy locales in sleazy parts of town, and there are upscale venues in opulent areas.
Hence, when it comes to dissolute domiciles, we're talkin' variety.
Most porn palaces will probably have at least a TV or two playing XXX flicks. You're likely to encounter a hot tub, or tubs, and ― on occasion ― a pool. Beds ― either in public rooms, or private ― are a common feature. Some locales have lockers, where customers can store their clothes; others don't.
Dark lighting, and black lights, aren't uncommon. Condom machines, theater screens, and the occasional bar are also amenities you may come across — so to speak.
"So, how do I find swing clubs near me?"
As with so much information these days, details and locations of screw shacks can be uncovered online. I'd bequeath specific Web addresses, but such isn't permissible on Literotica. Should you be interested, though, drop me a message, and I'll impart the cache of resources I've accumulated over the decades.
A thorough Google search will provide you the initial information you need to get started.
Whenever possible, call the location you plan to visit, in order to glean as many details about it as you can. Typical questions solo men should ask would be:
1) Are single males allowed?
2) What's the dress code?
3) May customers wander around nude, and stroke themselves?
Sounds like a bizarre query, but should your best attribute be your erection, that's something you'll wanna show off.
4) What's the entrance fee?
This will often vary from weekdays to weekends; from afternoons to evenings. Perpetually busy times will be more expensive.
5) What days/nights is the venue open, and what are their hours?
Since so many people have weekends off, that's when they tend to play. Mondays at these locales may be far less expensive, but if nobody's present, that does you no good.
