Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out!
A lot of people have a hard time understanding concepts that relate to computers. If you don't have this problem, you probably know someone who does. On the other hand, most people understand sex. So, maybe you can learn something about computers by thinking about sex!
Hell, it's worth a try!
Below is a list of computer terms. With each one you'll see a description defining what it means in regards to computers and then a description defining the same thing in regards to sex.
Daisy Chain:
In computer terms:
A daisy chain is the effect of linking multiple devices together by plugging one into the computer, another into the first device, another into the second, and so on. This allows the user to hook up lots of devices to one computer.
In sexual terms:
Imagine a couple lying on the floor, and the woman is sucking on the man's cock. You could daisy chain this by getting another woman and having her eat out the first woman. You could continue to add woman onto this line quite a ways before things became impractical.
Software design process:
In computer terms:
The software design process is the creation of new programs. This involves designing the program, writing the program, testing the program, and maintaining the program. All stages can cycle backwards.
In sexual terms:
The software design process is like eating out a woman. First, you have to figure out how to use your mouth to give her pleasure. Then, you have to actually start doing it. During and after, you should check to see if it's working or not. If she's not enjoying it, you should make changes. Once you've figured it out and you know you can do it, start trying to improve it because you know she's going to want more pleasure the next time.
Different types of computers:
In computer terms:
We often only deal with three main groups of computers: Macs, PCs, and Linux machines. Macs are great but you're limited to some standard things and what ever you can come up with. Linux machines have lots of options, but it's hard to get them to do what you want unless you are experienced. PC's are very common and have lots of options, but are plagued by viruses and unwanted effects.
In sexual terms:
Macs are like masturbating. You can get a few common toys, but you'll largely left to your own ingenuity to get what you want. The plus side is, it's hard to get and STD from masturbating and you still get the job done.