How To Suck Cock At The Gym

One of my favourite places to give blowjobs is the gym, preferably after a sweaty workout.

Remember, in the UK this is considered a public place from the perspective of the law so this has the potential to go bad, at least to the extent of having to find a new gym. Here's how to minimize that risk:

1) Pick a good location. If the changing rooms have a secluded corner that can work and especially if you enjoy the extra risk.

But for me a toilet cubicle or changing stall works best. Shower cubicles are often a bit too open to give adequate concealment. Being petite I can make a toilet stall work but you may need a proper changing cubicle or a disabled toilet. Sometimes the supply cupboard will be attached to the changing rooms and that can work well if it's not locked.

It perhaps goes without saying but *always* use the male changing rooms. It's far easier for me to get out of male changing than it will ever be for a guy caught in female changing. That's 100% going to cause a ruckus and really the only way this goes *really* bad.

2) Know your times. Both for when the changing rooms are going to empty and for when staff clean. Nothing spoils the mood more than a dude whistling and waiting to clean the stall you are both secreted in.

These days it's likely that your gym has an app that shows how busy it is which makes it really easy to find good times in the off-peak when they really aren't busy. Of course people are still going to be using it so you always have a good chance of being interrupted.

3) Relax. When doing something illicit like this it's normal to feel like everyone guesses what's going on. Most of the time you're going to get interrupted. Someone needs a pee, people changing, even at the off-peak. It can be unnerving, but, unless you're making a scene, nobody guesses.

Keep him in your mouth but slow right down and maintain eye-contact to steady him. Smile. Be cool and enjoy what you are both doing.

4) Faster is better. You're sucking his cock in the gym, he's already going to be mega-excited, so this needn't be the longest BJ of his life.

This is something he's going to relive and share with his buddies so your job is to coax his cum out of him as fast as possible to decrease the chances you have to wait out a bunch of guys chatting about their hernia operations.

Normally when I am sucking cock I am really loud and slurpy so that he knows I am having as good of a time as he is. That's not really on the cards in this situation so I just make it as sloppy as possible and use a lot of eye contact and hhhmmm my pleasure. Hopefully he gets the message and keeps it on the downlow as well.

In terms of technique I don't use anything too clever here. I keep a good tight seal around the head, and work my tongue and neck muscles hard while I play with his balls. If he has power fantasies this will trigger them so expect a bit of mouth fucking.

Although I am petite enough to sit on the toilet seat for most guys the reality is that it's a lot better to squat on the floor (kneeling is better but usually gross) while he stands or sits. One thing to bear in mind here is that if you have been working out your legs may already be tired. Another reason to keep it moving along.

5) Plan for the cum. Trust me when I say that you do not want to try and walk out of the gym with cum in your hair or on your top. Leggings you can get away with, usually.

I try to take his load in my mouth and most guys aren't getting their cum swallowed often enough to complain. But I always take my top off to ensure that accidents end up on my face, neck, bra or belly and not in my hair or on my leggings.

But accidents will happen if you're doing this in close quarters. If you get cum in your hair my advice is head for the ladies showers rather than trying to leave the gym. Also wear white, cum stains are less visible.

6) Take a breath. You don't want to hang around too long but the rush of excitement can make you really jittery. Sometimes I get a bit wobbly. It's good to take a breath or two. Second you need him to ensure that there is nobody in the changing room to see you exit. So don't let him swan off and leave you guessing. If necessary hold on to his hand.

7) Clean up. I carry baby wipes and a towel in a little shoulder bag that I can carry in my gym bag.

8) Don't panic. If you're unlucky you will get caught. If you do this often enough you will definitely get caught. The worst thing can you do is start to panic and get flustered. Stay happy and breezy, don't admit to anything, and keep walking. Don't stop moving till you are outside and away.

9) Enjoy yourself. Sucking cock in the gym is incredibly rewarding and you will make a guy very happy with an experience he's going to remember for a long time!

Bonus round:

10) Sex. Sex in a public place is a deffo a huge turn on but the risk factor here definitely goes up. You're much less likely to be in control and to make more noise. This is best reserved for when it's *really* dead. If your gym is 24hr you want 3-4am -- after the night owls and before the early risers.

Using the changing room is most comfortable. Put a waste bin or something by the door so you get a good noisy warning and can dive for the toilets. I usually leave clothes & bag in a stall.

If you're going for it in a toilet stall getting the right position in such cramped conditions can be a problem. Again I'm petite which is an advantage but I find that that me kneeling on the front edge of the seat, knees pressed together and ankles wide, with my back arched as I lean forward gives him the best possible access.

Again, this doesn't tend to be the longest ride :)

Cum is a lot more of a problem in this situation and you should more or less expect to get messy so either have a condom or baby wipes handy.

Have fun!

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