Before you read this and possibly take offense, please keep in mind that this is meant to be funny. So chill out!
Well, people really liked the first entry in this series. In fact, it's been years since I've gotten so much feedback so fast. With that much encouragement, I figured I'd write another one.
Just like before, I'll list out some computer terms and explain to you what they mean. Then, to help you grasp them even better, I'll explain them again using sexual examples.
So, we'll see if lightning strikes twice!
First Person Shooter:
In computer terms:
A first person shooter is a type of computer game in which the player plays the game and sees the world through the eyes of the character. As the name implies, the point of these games is to use what ever weaponry is provided to shot and kill your opponent. Examples are games like Doom or to some degree Halo.
In sexual terms:
First person shooters are like Point of View porn movies. In P.O.V porn, the person with the camera is actively involved in the action rather then simply filming a scene. This makes it so if a woman gives a man a blow job on the screen, the viewer might feel like she's giving him head.
The two biggest differences between POV porn and First Person shooters are:
1) In POV porn you don't get a wide array of "guns." You've only got what you started with.
and
2) In FPS, you don't have to rest for a few minutes after shooting off a round before you can get ready to shoot off again.
Linux Distributions:
In computer terms:
Linux is an operating system. Since it is open source, it's free to anyone who wants. For that same reason, we see lots of variants on it. I don't have time or space to list even a fraction of the different distributions. The key idea though is that while they all share the same essence, they are all also different from one another.
In sexual terms: