There you are, staring in the mirror and wondering what went wrong. All your girlfriends are married, some for the second time, and have at least 2.5 kids. And here you are, still single in a married world. Why has the world done this to you? And better yet, how can you change it?
In today's virtual world, it isn't easy to find the right match. Everyone is in a hurry. Certainly, we act like we are responsible. We pay our bills and give to Katrina Relief. We eat at McDonald's but we only order the salads. We get our medical check ups regularly but then that is why God gave us medical insurance. But for some of us, somewhere on the road of life we hit a big fat Detour sign that lead us to All Aloneville.
No, it is not impossible to meet a great guy. Admittedly, most of them are now on the internet downloading porn and chatting with girls with improbable names like Chantilly Lace and Summer Breeze. These girls always have these stunning photos with long blonde air billowing behind them and these perfectly round and exceptionally large breasts, always bared. How can we, the average female, compete with these online goddesses?
It's very simple really. Pretend you are one.
1.) Make up a name that sounds like you are probably horny 90% of the time and undoubtedly totally in to giving head. Pearl Drops might work if the guy isn't too old and it reminds him of the teeth cleaner of the same name. Just remember that the name is the first step into creating the illusion. Think it over very carefully.
2.) Buy a Thesaurus. If you want to sound like a slut, you need to speak like one. Only a thesaurus can show you one hundred new and exciting ways to say "I want to suck your cock, big boy."
