When writing or talking about sex or the sexually oriented there are a million different terms or synonyms for any given act or part. So i thought i would catalogue as many as i could think off. here is a simple outline
I. Sexual acts
a. intercourse
b. oral sex
c. anal sex
d. other... (yes the most frightening 'other'
catagory)
II. Genatalia and Other Body Parts
a. male gentalia
b. female genatalia c. mammaries
d. I'm logging Fluids here too
III. Other needed terms
a. good adjectives to use
b. good verbs
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I.Sexual Acts:
A. Intercourse:
Sexual Intercourse: a medical and scientific term, not very good for describing the lustful or loving act, mainly only used for concieving child, in a NON-sexual way.
Sex: bland, unoriginal, and who wants unoriginal?
Fornication: is this the bible? is it? cause if it's not, why is this word even here?
Fucking: blunt, to the point, not very original, but it suffices.
Sha-Boink-ee: If i ever see someone with this word used as sex in their story, i will contemplate suicide.
Bumping Uglies: if they are 'uglies' why are they being mentioned anyway...
Getting Booty: Not a bad term, but then again, not a very good one either, certainly explanatory though...
Pounding Pussy: There is a point you were trying to get across here A) your killing your cat or B) your beating up someone weak.
Rocking the Trailer: Should only be used for rednecks, such as "Sammy Jo and Billy Bob 're rockin' the trailer".
Taking it Trough the Car Wash: Only acceptable if used by a 'wet behind the ears' indian boy whose only dream was to learn to muff dive.
Boink: NO JUST FUCKING NO
Bang: it's ok, usually used as a childish thing though...
Hit That Shit: why would you wanna hit shit, your just gonna get shit all over yourself, and no one like someone whose shitty
Tap That Ass: This shit is off the hizzle, you dig cuh, i be saying it's all bout da ebonics yo
B. Oral Sex
Fellatio: sounds alot like the Greek word for friendly love, fellao, i sure wish recieving oral was friend love, because i would make alot of friends
Cunnilingus: 90% of idiots aren't going to know what this is, to many it's like the name of a dinosaur
Blowjob: Typical term, however, i don't know what blowing has to do with it at all
Eating Pussy: less like eating and more like slurping, when i think eating i imagine, meat and bread, eating pussy is like licking an ice cream cone
Giving Head: This term works... i guess... there are better
Cocksucking: dirogatory and delicious, to more rude the better i always say
Muff Diving: british, WAY to british...
Licking a Lollipop: are you a 6 year old, do you have a pedaphilia problem? i hope not... cause it's ILLEGAL
C. Anal Sex
Sodomy: the proper term, but still an enjoyable one, it sounds so forbidden
Anal: boring, bland, and stupid
Assfucking or Buttfucking: brutal and usable
Asssex or Buttsex: i will give you to the count of three to never say this again 1...2...3...
Driving Down the Hershey Highway: Now unless the direct mention of shit is intended dont use this. If it is, there isn't a better term.
Buggering: If your british, this is your term
Doing It In the Backdoor: A door? i've never seen one with a door... do they come standard now?
D. Other
Necrophilia: Sex with dead people is wrong
Goldenshowers: If your going to do something as dirty as piss on something, admit that it's dirty, don't make it sound like an old folks retirement home
Rimjob: There needs to be a more widely known term, as few know what this is... For those that don't know, it's licking someones asshole.
Felching: Quite possible the most original thing ever... having sex and then cumming in someone's asshole, then sucking the cum out, usually with a straw or cylindrical object, ive even heard of cases in which people snort it up there nose, then blew it out into someone's mouth. Scary huh? yep... scary
Watersport: anything involving urine.
Snuff Porn: porn in which someone is taped then murdered.
II. Genatalia and Other Body Parts
A. Male Genatalia
Penis: usuable but scientific
Dick: most common use
Cock: as a sexual term more then a body part
