"York Kink"
by J.D. Savanyu
Sitting here in a wooden pew in York cathedral, admiring the amazing architecture. I write lots of dark kinky sex stories back home in America, so I figured I should see some old-school gothic stuff in England during my spring break. I'm also going out to lots of pubs; getting buzzed on dark beer and finding some hot redhead ladies to get freaky with. Getting lots of "inspiration."
I gaze up at the huge stained glass windows, nearly a thousand years old.
Everywhere I turn, there's another masterful piece of religious design. Reminding me that I've been wasting my life, accomplishing very little and fooling around with too many worthless women. I lower my gaze back down to the floor, and see a gorgeous twenty-something with long flaming red hair, in a cute black dress. Her pale freckled face is gazing right back at me, with a sly grin on her full red lips. I'm used to having lots of women check me out, being the kind of guy that no girl can resist. But in a
cathedral
? Damn, this ginger has gotta be nuts. She strolls toward me with flirtatious body language.
"This is such a beautiful cathedral, eh luv?" she utters in a sweet Yorkshire accent.
"Stunning. Captivating. Just like you," I add playfully, making her giggle. These celtic northern regions have the best redheads in the world, with big green doe eyes and cute pouty schoolgirlish expressions. Just like Faye Reagan, my favorite porn star.
"Aw, thanks. You don't have a British accent, and you're wearing a VCU Rams sweater, so I'm guessing you're a tourist from the States?"
"Brilliant deduction, Holmes."
"That's my name, actually. Molly Holmes."
"Nice to meet you, Molly. I'm Jake Stanley."
She sits down next to me on the pew with an eager expression, tossing her ginger bangs. I tell her that I'm an English major back in Richmond, and I'm staying in a hotel right across the street from York Minster. Molly was born and raised in York, currently working as a waitress.
"Would you like to have a pint with me at the Black Swan Inn?" Molly asks boldly, sending my jaw down to the ancient stone floor.
"Wow. I've only been here for one day, and a girl is already asking me out on a date. In a cathedral, no less."
She giggles again. "If I see a guy I really like, I go for him right away. No matter where I am."
"I love that
c'est la vie
attitude, Miss Holmes."
Molly leads me out of York Minster, into a cool misty October evening. I laugh in disbelief, with my rational mind warning me this bitch is nothing but trouble. But my dick demands satisfaction, and it always wins out. We stroll downhill through the iconic Shambles district, full of quirky shops in quaint Tudor wattle-and-daub buildings. The narrow winding cobblestone lanes are closed to traffic, and loaded with Millennial british girls. Natural redheads galore, driving me insane with desire.
We soon arrive at The Black Swan Inn, a classic English pub with faux gas lamps and fox hunt paintings on the walls. We sip a pair of stouts at a table in a quiet corner.
"So what do you do besides waiting tables?"
"I read lots of romance stories," Molly says eagerly, twirling her flaming bangs.
"I
write
lots of romance stories. Well... not really 'romance'. BDSM stuff, mostly."
"I'm a big Fifty Shades fan," she replies, pulling a copy of that god-awful book out of her pink purse.
"I can't stand shit like Fifty Shades. I write real hardcore kink, with lots of comedy mixed in."
"Humor makes it hotter."
"In literature, and in the real world."
"Do you get kinky much in the real world?"
"Oh yeah. I've dominated half the girls in the VCU English department."
"Wow. I guess the other half dominated
you
."
"I usually don't fall for dommes. I'm too damn manly."
"You sure are, luv," she coos playfully. "Have you published your stories anywhere?"
"Only on Literotica, for free. My style is too quirky for the paywall sites and the traditional publishing houses."
"I love quirky guys who don't give a shit what people think about them. I'm gonna check out your stuff right now, Mister Stanley."
She pulls out her phone and pulls up my author page on Literotica; browsing through the catchy titles and loglines of my various submissions. "You got a lot of range, Jake. Kinky bunny girls, sitcom parodies, granny bondage, billionaire incest,
and
barely legal Britney Spears."
"I love wandering around in the meta-verse. Taking things from my own life, and throwing in a bunch of shit that has nothing to do with me."
"That's what the best writers do. Hey, this one looks
really
interesting. 'Croatian Kink.' 'Dominating a Dirty Dubrovnik Chick.'"
"That's my personal favorite, because it's all true. I went to Dubrovnik last year during my spring break, and had a great fling with a local blonde. That's where they filmed Game of Thrones, but we got a lot crazier than the Targaryens."
"Ooh, sounds like smashing fun. I'm totally reading that, right now."
Molly leans back in the wooden pub booth below a painted portrait of Prince Albert, perusing my six-page BDSM work. Clearly enjoying the rough public bondage sex scene in a dark medieval alley on New Year's Eve. She hums pleasantly under her breath, then she reaches down and masturbates slowly over her black dress. Holy
shit
.
"Damn, Jake. That story got me so hot!"
"The real thing was even hotter. Words can't do it justice."
She giggles naughtily, gazing deep into my eyes in the ambient old-school pub lighting.
"Hey, let's get out of here and do some of our own 'role-playing," she beams.
"Hell yeah. My hotel room has a great backdrop for 'theatrics.'"
Molly leads me back out into the misty night. Full of anticipation for domination. Trying like hell not to get hard in public. A Shambles street musician plays "Memories" from
Cats
on a saxophone, while a pair of real cats fight loudly in a nearby alley. The Dean's Court hotel is nestled in the shadow of mighty church spires. The cute blonde receptionist grins warmly at us.
"Have a good night, Mister Stanley!" she beams in a lilting Yorkshire accent.
"He sure will, luv!" Molly snickers as we step into a nearby elevator. As soon as the door closes, she shoves her tongue down my throat. Raising my dick instantly to a full seven inches. We hurry down a hallway with creaky old floorboards, and burst into room 407, with a great view of the illuminated bell tower through a picture window.
"Get naked, bitch," I grunt while opening my suitcase, assuming my usual gruff master character.
"Yes sir, Mister Stanley," she giggles. She quickly removes her black dress while I pull out a bag full of kinky toys. By the time I find my favorite pair of pink leather restraints, her black bra and panties are on the floor. A nice pair of milky white tits with pointy pink nipples, and an awesome fire crotch between wide lean smoothly curved hips.
"Damn, you're the hottest redhead I ever saw."
"I bet say to all the silly gingers you shag," she giggles.
"Shut the fuck up," I grunt while grabbing my favorite pink leather riding crop. "You better be a good girl, and follow my instructions to the letter."