What a perfect day! Staying inside on a day like this would have been such a waste; I had to get us outdoors for a picnic. During the drive out here I was marveling at the sunlight raining through the trees like the daubs and flecks of an Impressionist dream. Even the tarmac reminded me of the dance of light and dark on the flesh a dappled pony. I wish you could have seen it.
Was it wrong of me to deprive you of the sight? It was, I know; otherwise, it wouldn't have taken so much effort to force you into the trunk. I don't think I could have managed it if you'd had the use of your hands. Even with them cuffed together, you clubbed at me like a marauding Viking trying to subdue a recalcitrant villager. It was cute. At least the leg irons kept you from kicking.
Our picnic spot is in that clearing up ahead with a view of the lake. If you shorten your stride to accommodate the irons, I think you can manage. Come now, no complaints. I'm the one carrying the blanket and picnic supplies, after all. I can't understand you through the bit gag, anyway.
What a perfect spot to relax and enjoy this beautiful day! Have you ever seen such a perfect blue sky, such cottony clouds, such lush greenery? It might be too warm were it not for this gentle wind tenderly stroking my face and arms. It must feel even more delicious to you, now that I've cut your clothes off completely, to be cradled in the warmth of the sun and tickled by the cool breeze. Perhaps that was the wrong thing to do; I'll have to buy you new clothes tomorrow. Maybe. If you're good. At any rate, this place is secluded, and the authorities don't cite people for public nudity anymore. Not often, anyway. I think. I probably should have checked on that. My bad.
Gentlemen! Over here!