There was a town right in the middle of nowhere. The students and teachers were dying to get out of there. No one wants to be nowhere.
It was eighteen months before my story starts. Lilly was super smart, probably the smartest person you will ever meet. The family was sitting by the Yule log with their eggnog. She got five more letters today. "You got that from where?"
Lilly repeated the letter.
"Only a seasoned tenured professor could dream of getting that offer Lilly." Lilly put the letters in the large tote knowing she will get six or seven tomorrow; soon Lilly will have to divide them in half. If you get rejected once you might still make the top one hundred. Getting rejected two times will kill you as you can't make it into the top one hundred.
"Cheryl, tomorrow could you help me organize the letters by what kind of major is their strength? I don't want to teach at a liberal arts school unless it has a specialty." Lilly was so smart she was doing four majors at one time. Of course, she was at the top of her class, if the rating scale went further up, she would be on it.
"I miss momma", Lilly said mournfully. "She always made us kids have a good Christmas, even if that meant going without."
The whole group nodded their heads. Lilly stood up saying, "Recharge your glasses, here is to momma. I pray you are in a better place. We kids could not have made it through without you. Through all the ups and downs you were there for us. HERE! HERE!"
The whole group clinked their mugs, "Here's to momma."
"Wouldn't momma be proud if we all worked together?"
"Dale, what say you. You would have to get recertified in History."
"Well, any teacher would love to transfer out of there as soon as possible. I think Lilly will change some minds as well."
"I surely don't know what you mean, Dale." The group broke out laughing as Lilly tried out her best Southern Belle accent.
"Madame President", said Dale, "if you allow me a year to get recertified in History, my whole family will come down and teach for you. My sister Connie would be Dean, Cheryl, Chemistry, Miss Lilly, English, Ed, Biology, and of course, me, head coach and History."
After momma died, they tried to sell the house, and they went their ways to get educated. The house was huge, made of stone, almost castle looking, five stories tall, fifteen bedrooms, eleven bathrooms. It was why no one would buy it. It was just too expensive; technically, they still owned it. They would have to clean up some agreements they made with the township.
Dale moved in first, then Cheryl, Ed would be coming soon, then Lilly. One night, Faith called Cheryl; she was blubbering, barely coherent, "Cheryl a week ago I got T-boned, a lot of bones broken, the car is totaled. When they found out how long it would take to heal, they just fired me. What a crappy Christmas."
"Faith, put your CV together and send it to the Castle, Nowhere."
"What is the state and zip code?"
"We have none, we are nowhere." Part of the problem with Nowhere is that it moved with ALL the tectonic plates, so any seismic activity moves the town.
It was the oddest conversation she ever had. She didn't even know what job she was applying for.
Connie said, "Claire, why don't you let me do HR for you. I need to get used to the teachers and students anyway."
The following day, Connie found the letter from Faith in her mail. Faith didn't know what position Connie wanted her for, so she started listing skill sets; it was quite impressive. Connie thumbed through her contacts. "Welcome to Nowhere. I will give you two weeks to get your affairs in order. For Christmas, you can go home or have friends and family here."
"Here is a jar, memo book, and fifty dollars; go get ones at the bank. Faith spat out a tirade after they landed; Lilly was busy writing." When Faith got to the bank, she was told to come to customer service. "You see, Miss Lily wants to take weaknesses and make them strengths. When she found out you were quite the potty mouth, she made you have a swear jar, a dollar per swear. Every five you pay an extra two making it easier to get to the next level. At the end of term, I will count out the money. Miss Lilly has a number in mind, you best not ask her, or she will lower it. You could be dismissed if there is too much money in the jar, and of course, your friendship with Cheryl will be ruined. Please put nineteen dollars in the jar." That was a blow to Faith. Cheryl was a dear friend.
Meanwhile, Lilly was checking up on the statistics for the school graduation rate of less than five percent. "This is the worst school we have ever rated; we find no redeeming aspect to this school. The teachers flee as fast as they can." Lily had a printer cover the double doors of Connie's office. There was no doubt about it, there was a new sheriff in town, and bad behavior would not be tolerated, even by adults.
Day One. Period one: The college was a converted high school. Lilly pointed at Robin. Robin was a cub reporter for the yearbook and Nowhere News which no one ever heard of. Robin always had her memo book close at hand.
Billy the bully spoke up, "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE."
"Robin, can you count up the demerits? One demerit for the common ones, two demerits for showing disobedience to an authority figure, and four for taking the Lord's name in vain. At the five and ten breaks, he gets a bonus of two demerits."
"I ask for immunity, as you asked me for a full report."
"Granted."
"Yelling one, "Fuck" two, disrespecting you, four, taking the Lord's name in vain, this was hard to count as it is one phrase. I will give him just five then you add four bonus to give him ten, then disrespect to you twelve, and "Asshole" thirteen."
"Billy, be glad I did not count that as two Lord in vain. That would have put you at seventeen with an extra two for crossing the fifteen line, giving you nineteen."
"Sean, Scott, tie him to that chair and face it towards my desk. Pants and underwear around his ankles. I bet none of you have ever seen this." Miss Lilly pulled out a blue spherical device. Then she proceeded to give Billy a hand job. "Billy this is what you call a ball crusher. All you have to do is not be hard. I will make sure that does not happen."
A little giggle came out from the back of the room
"Sarah, do you find something amusing with Billy's distress?"
"What a loser. He is the biggest loser in the school. Look at his clothes; they are from the last century. I could go on all day listing them"
"Scott, Sean, you know the drill; tie her to the eye bolts on my desk, knickers off to spread her wide, skirt above her hips, and facing Billy. Get that camera over here."
"Attention, Attention, to all classes. This is Miss Lilly with an in-school entertainment announcement. Please turn on your televisions for the upcoming programming."
"I will turn the monitor on for you Mrs. Fox."
"Don't you dare David. You have to know something about Miss Lilly. When she is harsh with us, it is because we are too stupid to know it. She has to set boundaries. She plays the long game. Stop and think about this situation; you are bound up in a compromising position with a camera pointing at you. Now you think the whole college is looking at you. How would you feel?"
"Terrified."
"Exactly, Miss Lilly will tell her that no one saw her, and anyone in her class will gladly forget what they saw. Do a few things here, and a few things there, and soon the student will be completely changed."
"Sarah, I want you to make him blow his load; talk dirty, buck your hips, jiggle your girls."
Sarah was having fun watching Billy build up to blow his load.
Miss Lilly instructed, "Open wide Sarah as Billy's load hit her face."
"Look he is still rock hard."
Miss Lilly's jaw dropped as she saw Billy's cock continue to grow both in length and girth.
"Please Sarah, it hurts." Miss Lilly could see the spikes going into Billy's cock.
Sarah was incoherent. She was bucking her hips as if she wanted Billy to drill her deep and hard. Her arms thrashed, she was gulping for air, then her eyes rolled back in her head, and she squirted Billy.
You could hear Billy's cock building up. Billy was screaming, then Miss Lilly grabbed Billy's cock just in time. It was a volcanic eruption. And Sarah's entire blouse was transparent.
"Class, my assignment this week is a deep introspection of oneself. Sarah I have a special assignment for you."
"Sarah, you said you could write a whole list all day about how Billy is a loser. I want to see that list by Friday, and we will talk on Monday."
That evening was an all-school meeting, one of many Dean Connie planned for to start the year.