"Wake up, slave. It's graduation day." I was a bit groggy from a late night of serving you, and suffering for you. I was ready to do anything for you, however.
"Go get the large glass mixing bowl. I want to play a game."
I wasn't sure what you were up to, but I obeyed you without question. "Set it there. On the floor." I watched, eyes rapt with attention as you took The Key from around your neck. The only key to the cage in existence, since you'd decided to flush the "emergency" spare key.
"Clink." I'm not a stupid man. I remembered the "story" that I had so blithely penned for your amusement. I knew what that key drop meant.
I watched, helplessly, as you squatted over the glass bowl containing the key, and let it go. I've never seen so much come out of a person other than in those ridiculous videos that we'd seen online. It's been a year now. Locked up for a year. Constantly aching for you.
I watched as you covered the key with more of your gift than any human could possibly consume, nearly filling the bowl to the rim. I felt a deep sense of despair. "Go fetch a spoon. This will be your first of three attempts allowed. You have ten minutes, starting now. If you fail, we'll try again next month. One spoonful at a time, starting at the top. If you cannot get to the key by month three, you will be locked and denied forever, and spend the rest of your life as a slave to me, and my lovers
Of course I failed. The task was impossible, but I tried. "Aw, my poor slave! The timer has expired, and you haven't even finished half of it! I want to help you try to complete your task for me. From now on, this is will be your only solid food. You'll do well to remember that I can see your credit card statements, and I will be thoroughly enforcing this rule, so there will be no cheating. We'll track the daily caloric intake on your Fitbit app. I want you to serve me for as long as I want you to live!"