Michelle cursed at the traffic for the hundredth time. It's April in Illinois. It always rains in April. Why can't people drive in rain? It's not like they've never seen rain before. The local weather station promised a dismal weekend: rain, thunder, cold, and this was the first private weekend she and Mark had had in a long time. No kids, no work, no responsibility. She knew there was something special planned. Her cousin was sitting for the weekend and she'd been following a series of cryptic instructions for 2 days. As she pulled into the driveway, her cellphone played her favorite song.
"Greetings, Sir" she answered.
"Hi. Where are you right now?", Mark asked.
"I just pulled into the driveway."
"Good. When we hang up, lay your phone on the passenger seat and leave it there. Get out of the car, lock the door and go into the house. You will handle whatever needs handling, and then pack an overnight bag with everything you need for 1 night. You have 15 minutes to be back inside the car. Do you understand?"
"Uh yeah...but I thought we had the whole weekend?"
"Enough for 1 night. 15 minutes." The digital click ended the call.
"Oooooooo", Michelle squealed and squirmed out of the car. She loved this kind of game. Mark's imagination made for some thrilling surprises. In the short time they'd been married, each new surprise was equal to or better than the last.
The phone stopped ringing before Michelle could answer it. The caller ID showed 2 missed calls. She was 2 minutes late. When the phone rang again, she answered on the first ring. "Greetings, Sir."
"Is everything in the house ok?"
"Oh yeah, everything's fine. Whatever you told the kids is working, cuz they're angels. I guess Sandy promised them a serious party this weekend."
"Did you pack everything you need?"
"Yup...but why only 1 night?
"Did you pack everything you need to prepare yourself?"
"Ohhh...it's that kinda party, huh?"
"Yes. If You need to buy anything, do so, but be in the parking lot of Fantasuites at 5:55, and not a second later. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Sir", she said in mock seriousness. The connection ended before she could ask any questions.
Fantasuites, huh? Satin sheets, hot tub, chocolate and rose petals. Romance. Well, it was definitely different. But the cryptic secrecy didn't fit. And the diet? What was that about? 24 hours of clear liquid, then 24 hours of carbs and little or no solids? She felt nice and clean, but why did he want her hungry? Oh wait...she remembered...the last time they hid out, she'd eaten everything on the dessert menu and got sick. Well, she was good and hungry, so whatever the plan, she knew there'd be something good to eat and she'd have plenty of room for it.
At 5:50, Michelle pulled into the parking lot of Fantasuites. From the outside, it looked like any traditional 60's style roadside motel. Inside was another story. Instead of 50 rooms, there were 20 deluxe rooms and suites, each laid out and decorated for romance. From plush carpets and mirrored walls to rain showers and love swings hanging from the ceiling. She drove around until she found a space near where Mark's car was parked, and waited for a call. 5:55....right on time.
"Greetings, Sir." she tried to sound casual, keeping the giggle out of her voice.
"Where are you?"
"Parked 2 spaces down from you. Where are you?"
"Bring your bags to suite 182...it's straight up the path in front of you. On the left." Then silence again.
"Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! God, I love that man!!!!" She screamed into the silence of her car. She was nearly breathless when she knocked on the door of suite 182, having practically run up the path. He opened the door immediately.
"Thank you for indulging me, my lady," he said, taking her hand and drawing her into the room.
"The pleasure is all mine, Sir."
As he closed the door behind her, he kissed her hand. "I trust that your journey was safe."
"Yes, Sir, it was." She loved it when he kissed her hand.