It's no secret I enjoy sex. I'm not one to hide it, I don't think I've ever been too creepy about it, just something I've always really enjoyed. It makes me feel good about my body and who doesn't like to orgasm? I guess some ace people, power to em, but I can safely say that's an element of my identity I've never questioned. So anyways I like to spend my time on dating apps to find new people to fuck around with. Sometimes it's fun, most of the time it's frustrating. The usual experience I would guess.
Lately I had been chatting with some med student from the area. They were pretty great, and had been pushing my buttons for days effortlessly. Usually that's a pretty good indication I'm in trouble. Well the other night she had ramped up the conversation to something a lot more involved, asking me about my sexual habits and preferences. She had asked me about some of the kinda vanilla questions & my masturbation habits came up. When I relayed to her how often I was jerking it she didn't believe me. I had assured her that yeah, 2-3 times a day was normal for me.
And then she stopped responding. Great. This happens ever so often and you just kinda gotta keep at it. An hour later my phone buzzed. It was her again. I figured she was about to apologize and say how we probably weren't a good fit, not great news, but at least respecting me as a human. What I saw was a bit more puzzling.
"So you're into doctors?"
Huh? We hadn't even talked about my medical fetish thing, only the vanilla questions. How the hell did she figure that out? As if reading my mind, another buzz.
"Sorry, that was probably pretty creepy lol. I was on fetlife looking at local events and saw you RSVP to the party on Saturday."
How the fuck.
"I'm sorry I'm dumping a lot on you right now, but I'm sorry I stopped responding the a bit ago, that's just a higher drive than I am used to."
I wasn't really sure how to respond. It was certainly a lot. I finally penned something to her that I decided I was comfortable sending.
"Oh. Uhhh yeah. I'm usually not sure how to bring that one up with new people. Glad to hear you are in the scene."
A few more minutes passed and my nerves mounted.
"Oh, lol same."
So far this conversation had been far less words than our past conversations. Clearly something in the air had shifted. I gave the conversation another half an hour and then on with my life.
"So I know this is kinda out of the blue, but I'm also kinda into the medical stuff. Not really something that gets to come out often because, like, that would be kinda gross if I were doing that in a professional context, but you seem game. Any chance you would wanna come over and have me play doctor?"
I was already putting on my shoes after the first sentence and on my way out the door by the time I had finished reading.
"Just let me know where to be and I'll be there ASAP"
She gave me her address and also gave me her username on fetlife so I could figure out what our common interests might be on the way. In hindsight the mental conditioning should have been a dead giveaway for how my night was going to go.
We texted quite a bit on my way over, talking about our limits, interests, what we were actually looking for, the works.
"You don't have to be anywhere tomorrow, do you?"
What a weird question for her to ask, but I did like everything she had said so far when I extended trust to her, so fuck it.
"Nope, I actually have the next few days off work. I may have to answer an email or 2 but nothing critical."
"The kind of emails that could be dictated or something?"
What kind of question was that? Did she want to do some weird secretary RP?
"Uhhh, I mean they could be?"
"Perfect."
I arrived at her door out of breath. I knocked on the apartment door and waited impatiently, pacing back and forth in the hallway. She opened the door and my jaw hit the floor.
Her big brown eyes, only larger behind her massively thick glasses, smiled at me. Her hair was pulled back into a messy bun, lightly draped over the white collar of her lab coat. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into her apartment eagerly and shut the door behind us. She bounced over to an Ikea chair she had setup next to a cheap sofa she had clearly bought 2nd hand and motioned for me to sit down excitedly. I hadn't noticed before, but as she walked, her lab coat had billowed out revealing how little she was wearing bellow it. A black lace bra, a stethoscope draped around her neck, a garter belt, stockings, and a simple pair of black underwear. I swallow.
"Can I get a water or something, I just need something to refocus on being a human and not..."
I trailed off looking up and down her again. She laughed.
"Look, I very rarely do this. I felt like having some fun tonight."
As she did she twirled around again.
"I figured you would lose your mind the moment you saw me, and look who was right. Now I've already poured you some water, it's right next to the couch. Sit down, drink, and then we can talk."
When somebody who has put that much effort into making something nice for you says something like that, I don't care who they are, you follow their directions. I sat and sipped.
"So, you're probably wondering why I called you here tonight."
She said sitting down and and picking up a clip board she had placed next to the chair she sat in. As she did, she began to lean forward and look at me excitedly.
"You wanted to tell me about the good word of Jesus?"
She tilted her head at me annoyed. At first I thought I had fucked up and put my hand up in admittance of derailing her. To my surprise she just looked indignant.
"I'm mad at you right now because you kinda stole my whole bit. I was gonna have you hornypost at me for like 5 minutes and then when you died down i was just gonna ask if you wanted to see my hotwheelz collection."
I spat my water out all over her. There was a long pause. She got up and glided out of the room. There was that walk again. I hadn't noticed it earlier but she wasn't wearing shoes. Each step she took there was an enthusiasm for just crossing the room. As great as that lab coat fit on her, its at times like this I wished they didn't exist. I stared after her, suddenly remembering what I had just done. I put my head in my hands, I had totally ruined the mood, and probably pissed her off.
She came back with a towel around her neck, smiling at me. I had misread her face before, she was clearly please with the response.
"I am glad I can make you laugh like that, now, let's see how else I can get you to react."
I gulped, as she sat back down in her chair, putting the towel down on the floor to her side and picked the clip board back up.
"Okay, go ahead and lie back on that couch. Head at this end if you will."
I leaned back and sunk into the couch. It was a little disconcerting how comfy it was. I lay there for a moment as she scooted her chair closer to me, as to look down on me from just a foot or so away from my face.
"Now, you said you masturbated how many times a week?"
Oh boy. Back to this. Time to remember how to words again.
"I guess two times a day, so 14 on average? Sometimes a lot more, sometimes a lot less?"
She raised her eyebrows at me and began jotting down notes.
"Have you ever tried reducing that number, just to see if you could?"