Bunky and Skip, two waiters at the Golden Spoon, Buttermilk Fall's Cajun restaurant, stared at the couple.
"He's kind of geeky, Four Eyes there, to be with a chick who looks like that,"
Bunky said, but Skip had noticed the Adam's apple on the "chick" and wasn't surprised...she was hot, but it was still disgusting!
Ellis McKeigue shook his head as his friend Claudia Thibodaux explained her life to him.
He couldn't believe that this used to be his cousin Cyrus Thibodaux...though technically Claudia was still Cyrus, there'd been no operation, no implants...just big breast forms and, according to Claudia, the penis was pinned between his/her legs with a series of little ring piercings.
"If you don't have your glasses on, Ellis, it looks kind of like a cunt"
But Ellis did not want to remove his glasses to look at his friend's crotch. They were sitting in a restaurant, anyway, Claudia wearing a pretty, flowered dress, and full makeup, as well as an interesting honey blonde wig...
Ellis found it mildly disturbing that he was vaguely attracted to Claudia! Icky poo poo.
Jesus, Cy, or Claudia had big eyes.
Ellis had known him since he'd moved to Buttermilk Falls at age 20, and never noticed how big, almost lustrous his friends' eyes were...but wait...that was eye makeup. That's right chicks do that to their eyes. Ellis felt uncomfortable.
"Mistress Holly helped me with my makeup this morning" Claudia said, as she spooned a tomato, eating it carefully so not to mess up her lipstick.
"We are going to get our legs waxed later on this afternoon...its fun girl stuff, you know?
Sometimes Miss Holly gets mad at me and puts on her two foot black strap on...I really get it hard then! But most of the time we're nice girlfriends."
It was true...when Ellis, Cyrus, and their buddy Alfred were in their twenties, they were all enthusiastic readers of bondage magazines.
They'd talked about being submissive males, and were surprised to find that most of the ads from dominant women were for "pay."
At Buttermilk State University, the three had been members of the university Pansexual Individuals for Gynocracy and Servitude...
That, but the PIGS had mostly been male, except for a few fat girls who just wanted to get dates...All the haughty cheerleaders and college babes didn't really want to be bossy in the bedroom, just everywhere else!
Ellis was not surprised when Alf began playing femdom games with his wife, Fanchon, but was a little more surprised when Cy began also being trained by Fanchon...
And then Cy spent eighteen months with a Male Master, a freaky German guy....who taught Cy to "walk like a lady" with books on his head, and all kinds of other shit. The old friendship was gone, it seemed...but now Cy was Claudia, and he had invited a young couple, real redneck types in Ellis's opinion, to live in his/her house.
"Master Philbert and his wife Mistress Holly are just the greatest people." Claudia enthused.
"I took the retirement buyout at the newspaper, though I still write freelance sports stuff...
I can go to games in my miniskirts!
And I can be a full time maid and housekeeper for my Master and Mistress...after all, my trust fund is more than enough, right?"
Ellis watched in dismay as Claudia, who used to chug beers and eat T-bones, picked at her salad. She was like a real-chick, man oh man!
"But um, Cyrus--I mean, Claudia, you PAY them to live with you, right? They were a married couple who did maintenance at the BDSM club, the PainCafe."
Ellis blushed slightly, mentioning it. Of course Ellis himself went to the PainCafe. They'd all started going in college, and Ellis had been to more than a few dominatrixes...
Ah but to give up your life! But Claudia looked so happy...was there something in that?
Claudia smiled and patted Ellis's arm in a very feminine way. "That's right! But they quit their jobs to take over my full time training, isn't that great?" Claudia wriggled. "Just this morning,
Philbert took my panties down and flipped my skirt up and whipped me with a Spencer paddle--you know the kind with the holes to make the wind fly through?--
He gave me fifty hard ones because when he bounced a quarter on his bed, it didn't bounce enough...I still need to work on my hospital corners."
Claudia smiled, and her lip-gloss shone. Ellis was getting a little nauseated.
"But then" Claudia said dreamily,
" I was crying while standing in the corner with my panties down, and Philbert took me in his lap and kissed me tenderly. and I gave him a big, sloppy blowjob! It was so nice!"
"But Cy-Claudia, you're NOT GAY." Ellis said patiently.
"Maybe you need a therapist. You don't enjoy sucking guy's dicks...and I saw that Philbert fellow.
He is fat and disgusting! His wife is fairly cute, but still in a white-trash kind of way, you know."
Ellis paused. "And I'm really your spiritual advisor, technically, aren't I?"
Ellis was the curate of the Salvation Temple, the church they'd both grown up in...he wasn't perfect, but he was technically a clergyman.
"And as your pastor, I got to tell you, you're a normal, tough guy...you used to kick ass in bar fights, and I had to counsel you about that, but this is serious...you're no pansy."
Claudia laughed.
"You're right, Ellis. You know I was the most macho of the macho guys...captain of the Rugby team, all that shit...
I remember how we used to harass gay guys when they came out of the gay bar...what an asshole I was!
But as a submissive, I need to learn to serve whoever is my Dom, and it excites me to submit to a man...it's so degrading, you know what I mean?"
Ellis knew what he meant.
Though he was loath to admit it to anyone, he really enjoyed buying and renting femdom vids and DVDS and reading stories where there was forced bisexuality...but then he liked going back to his normal life, didn't he?
Cy, or Claudia was full time with these people!
Claudia sipped her mineral water--
AA and twelve rehabs since high school had not cured Cy of his drinking habit, but he had now been sober without any problems for a year--and then spoke again.
"Last night, while Philbert was fucking Holly, I helped to arouse them by licking both their bodies...
I was all over them, and it really helped in getting them to have an intense orgasm, and of course then I cleaned up, and went back to my closet."
"Your closet?" Ellis asked, taking a BIG swig of his Long Island Iced Tea." You didn't get to fuck and you went to a closet?"
"Yes, I live in the closet much of the time...I don't need too much space, it just confuses me, kind of like a puppy needing a training cage...and no, I don't get to fuck anyone.
Every ninety days or so Miss Holly removes the rings and I jerk off, and I'm milked from the rear weekly, to keep pressure off my prostate...it's very healthy you know."
Claudia smiled at Ellis's now pale white face.
"I know you probably think that's crazy, Ellis. I'm nuts, right? But although I'm horny all the time, it helps me to serve my Master and Mistress...isn't that the most important thing?"
Ellis reached for the bill, but Claudia dropped her Visa Gold on the table, and took the waiter's hand. "Would you like a personal tip from me...?"
My God, and he licked his lips...oh damn!
And Claudia took Bunky by the hand and they went into a broom closet. and Ellis swigged a couple of shots until his friend came back out...Bunky was zipping up, and Claudia was re-doing her lips...
As they left the restaurant, Ellis found himself (to his horror) helping Claudia on with her coat. "Thanks, you're sweet"
Claudia said, bussing Ellis gently on the cheek. Ellis was twisted between a desire to vomit, and wondering how Claudia had created that amazing cleavage with no implants!
It was true that Claudia was taking female hormones...and this might contribute to the breast enhancement, but it just didn't seem possible that his/her voice could be that girly on its own...
Ellis honestly wondered if Claudia was going to like, float away in femininity!
A car suddenly pulled up in front of The Golden Spoon, Ellis recognized Claudia's Beemer, and a huge guy with a leather jacket, tattoos and a goatee got out.
Oh, it was Philbert. Damnit, what's he doing here? Ellis didn't like to be seen with criminal types...ick.
But Claudia walked right up to him in her high heels and put her hands on his chest.
"Yes, Master Philbert, I hope you're not upset that I'm not at home, I told Holly I'd be out." But, as Claudia watched the malevolent redneck removing his belt, she trilled "Are-are you upset with me, Sir?"
"Pull your dress up and bend over the BMW, bitch! You forgot to polish my Stetsons this morning...An' mah underwear ain't ironed neither, you lazy cow."
Claudia protested, but Philbert grabbed her by her wig, ripping it off, showing Claudia's quite bald head.
Though Claudia could have easily taken the fat man, Philbert shook her as if she was a tiny little thing, and Claudia burst into tears as he bitch-slapped her a few times, bloodying her nose.
Then Philbert threw Claudia across the car and jerked her skirt up, and pulled down her panties, and Ellis got to see Claudia's penis and scrotum, pierced tightly between his/her legs.
As Philbert lifted his belt up to start the whipping, Ellis ran into the alley and vomited.
MEANWHILE "I don't know why you're so disturbed by all of this, Ellis" said Meredith. SNAP! Her steel switch whacked his balls.