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Joann approached him in the huge RV that she and her ex-boyfriend Sean had rented for the weekend.
“You’re looking good, Matt.”
“Yeah, you say that to all the boys."
“Well, I’m saying it to you now. Fuck, what happened to you? You even got a tan now. You look damn hot.”
Matt shook his head. His thick Irish brogue filtered distinctly through his laughter.
“Well, nice to see you haven’t changed. You’re still the same class act you always were, Joann.”
“Oh, all right. If you don’t like it I’ll just go back to the other end of the bus and bake some cookies.”
“Come here, you daft little woman.”
Matt sat down in the overstuffed chair next to the window. He reached behind him and pulled the shade down. As he did, his unbuttoned shirt flayed open, exposing his tan chest.
“Now you did that on purpose.”
“What? Pull the window shade.”
“No, lean back like that so I could see your chest.”
Matt smiled, proud of himself. He slipped his hands behind his head and studied her triumphantly.
“Don’t think I didn’t noticed you practically drooling every time I’d wear this shirt. I thought it was funny at first when I remember the way you used to hump Sean’s leg when he came off stage after a gig.”
“Did you feel jealous cause I wasn’t doing it to you? You were living with Bridget at the time. I don’t bother with men who are taken.”
Matt shot her a sinister look, his glare waxing stoic.
“Oh, you were jealous! Oh, the cool headed Mr. Matt was jealous of little ‘ole me.”
She made a motion to sit on his lap. “Did I tell you could do that?” he said contemptuously.
“No, no, c’mere. Kneel over me-- your legs to the side. There, like that.”
“Why are your clothes still on? God, you are daft.”
“Yeah, the loudest boy has the smallest willy. Now you knew that and still you stayed with Sean."
“You know that’s not always true.” Joann countered.
“Well with this lot it is.” Matt got the last word in.
Joann tossed her blouse and jeans off effortlessly. She didn’t wear panties.
“No knickers again? That’s a bad habit, your naughty bits rubbing up against your jeans all the time. No wonder you always have that silly grin on your face.”
“Hey, what are you trying to do? Shag me or make me slap you?”
“Maybe a bit of both.”
His indifferent voice alternately fascinated and disgusted her. No man had ever given her anything less than his full drooling attention when she straddled him, naked.
It’s funny, for years Matt had always been there in the background, just an acquaintance, a friend of an ex-boyfriend, a pleasant and witty conversationalist to joke with while Sean was out playing poker or partying with his other buddies on “boys’ night out.” Joann hadn’t noticed him as a man, M-A-N, until this spur of the moment, unofficial “swingers” camping trip.
“You always had beautiful breasts. Small but shaped nice. Don’t ever get a boob job.” He flicked at her nipple, then eased back in his chair and looked her over.
“Here, this will do.”
“What is that? Twine?”
“Well, if I knew you were going to be here, I would have brought my handcuffs but I’m not psychic.”
There he tied her wrists together. “Sean told me a little about your bedroom habits. See, his problem was that he never controlled you. You are the one who needs the discipline, missy, not your blokes.” He grabbed her bound wrists and splayed her down on the floor.