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Romance, Spankings and Aliens
Can an Astrobiologist find love in faraway places?
By
Lemon Knight and Joy Standing
June 1, 7:00 p.m.
Four Seasons Hotel, Seattle, Suite overlooking Puget Sound
Dr. Piper Starling was a tall, athletic woman. She had picked up David something in the bar downstairs. He seemed nice, was funny and looked good in a suit. He was a lawyer but, no one is perfect. His kiss was good, tender, and yet too much tongue too soon. She took off her dress while he stripped down to his boxers. She bent down a little to kiss him. Better.
He found her bra clasp and discarded the bra. He slid her panties down and pushed her back on the bed. He dropped his boxers and stood there naked. His phone went off. He found his jacket and did something to his phone. He threw it on the bed side table. "Sorry, I work for the largest law firm in Seattle. It is work, work, work. Now where were we?"
He climbed on the bed and kissed her again. He climbed on top of her and squeezed her breasts. Piper wanted to say something but ignored the excessive squeezing. Clearly, he hadn't been with many women, but she held her tongue. He was using his hand to guide his erection into her vagina. She pushed it a side and kissed him. She whispered, "Slow down tiger, we have all night."
David smiled, and kissed her again. He admired her body. He presumed she did yoga. He squeezed her right breast and licked the nipple. He heard her moan. His phone went off again. He rolled away from her, spent a minute answering a text and rolled back to her. He kissed her. She kissed him back. And his phone went off again. He rolled off.
Piper got out of bed, put on a hotel thick white robe, grabbed his phone from his hand, walked out of the bedroom, opened the Suite's door, and threw it outside into the hallway. She shut the door.
David stood, "Hey that was important. I am a lawyer. I told you I was a lawyer."
Piper looked at the man and dropped the robe. She was naked. The phone will be turned off and you get to spend the evening with a woman who takes care of herself. A woman who promises not to squeeze your nuts as hard as you squeezed my breasts. Will you turn off your phone?"
"I can't."
Piper picked up the robe tied the belt and told David to get out. David left without another word carrying his jacket, and shoes. He picked up his phone in the hallway.
June 1, 7:20 p.m.
Piper's Suite
As Piper laid down, she felt a fleeting moment of loneliness. She thought about David, and how she had tossed his phone into the hallway. A pang of guilt struck her, but she quickly pushed it away. She didn't want to think about him right now. She wanted to focus on herself, on her own pleasure.
Piper was awake and horny. David was another mistake. She smiled remembering the look on his face when she threw his phone in to the hallway. She opened her minifridge and pulled out a large Toblerone® Swiss chocolate bar and a mini bottle of chardonnay. She opened both and put them on the table where the annoying cell phone had laid just minutes ago. She opened her closet and took out a black bag, a travel kit. But also, where she stored her Remy and lubricant.
Piper turned the light furthest from her on a low setting. Remy was fully charged and ready for action. Her Remy was the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator®. It was a birthday gift that she gave herself.
Piper looked at her iPhone® and found her play list. Her sexual play list included "Independent Women Part 1" by Destiny's Child, "Stronger" by Britney Spears, "Roar" by Katy Perry, another Destiny's Child, "Survivor" and "Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, and Pink. She turned the volume up, removed her robe and sat of the bed. She thought about the temperature but it was fine. She took a drink of the cool wine and bit a triangle of the Toblerone bar. She laid down and felt the chocolate melting in her mouth. She picked up Remy and her bottle of lubricant.
She warmed a squirt of lube in the palm of her hand. She lightly coated Remy, her clitoris, and her vaginal lips. She loved Remy's quiet hum. It didn't drown out the music. Piper spread her legs a little allowing Remy to find her clitoris. She used the rabbit ears on her clitoris increasing the vibration. The clitoris was teased. Maybe she should become a Nun. Are Nuns allowed to have a vibrator?
Piper mentally transported herself to London. This was one of her favorite escapes. The sun was starting to set. The suite was warm and Idris Elba had just removed his shirt and dropped his shorts. His cock was beautiful. Piper closed her eyes and kissed Idris.
Piper used the shaft to stimulate her vagina. She didn't penetrate, just rubbed it up and down. And on the way down her clitoris tingled from the soft touch of the rabbit ears. A shiver. Her breathing became deeper.
Idris kissed her and gently rubbed his cock up and down her vaginal lips without penetration.
Piper loved the bed in the suite. She put a pillow behind her back as she sat up. Spreading her legs a little more as she placed a pillow under each knee. Piper slid the shaft of the vibrator into her vagina. The penetration provided a fullness. It was like having a cock in her. Remy went exploring and found her g-spot. She moaned. She found her wine and took a long drink. She bit off another piece of chocolate. The sweetness in her mouth was exquisite.
The rabbit ears caressed her clitoris. The shaft found her g-spot and a little pressure caused a shiver and another shiver. Dual motors resulted in dual sensations.
Idris licked her clitoris one last time and plunged his cock into her.
The big O was on the way. Her heart rate increased, her nipples were hard, she reached the peak of her arousal and let go. Her moan turned to a quiet scream as her muscles tightened and the convulsions began. Turning up the vibrators dual motors a second orgasm followed. And another scream.
Piper began to relax. She took another drink of wine and went to sleep.
June 2, 8:00 a.m.
Piper's Suite
Piper sat up and the sheet fell to her lap. She picked up Remy and went into the bathroom, used the facilities, and used the sink to clean Remy. She left and came back with a charger. She might want Remy tonight.
Piper turned on the shower, adjusted the water temperature and stepped in to the rain shower. She washed her hair and then used a conditioner. She felt better. She started washing down her body. She cupped her breasts and soaping them and continued down her body. Her vagina was sticky from last night's pleasure. She spread her bottom cheeks and cleaned between her cheeks. She bent over soaping her legs and feet. She turned the shower off, pulled a towel toward her and emerged from the bathroom dressed in a white fluffy robe and had her long-layered hair wrapped in a towel.
She watched a little television and got up and dressed. She chose cotton briefs and bra, blue jeans, and an azure t-shirt. She was barefoot.
She found the coffee maker, ordered breakfast, and started watching the BBC an episode of Luther. She liked Idris Ebla. Being 6 feet tall she was attracted to men like Idris. He was 6 feet 3 inches tall. David was 5 feet 8 inches. But he looked good in a suit. His lost.
Breakfast arrived She went with a Spanish omelet, and fries. They cost extra but hashbrowns were always horrible and slimy .
Her phone beeped at 9:00 a.m. announcing a text. She looked at the text.
Zsa Zsa: "Hi Piper, this is Zsa Zsa. We met at the panel discussion. I am with ACA, Australian Center for Astrobiology. I was hoping we could get together to discuss astrobiology but, maybe we visit a museum and talk there? Text me."
Piper couldn't remember Zsa Zsa. But she met so many people. She turned on the television and started watching a movie, maybe Die Hard or Die Harder or Die Hardest. She recognized Bruce Willis. She grabbed her business card collection and found Zsa Zsa's business card. Sr. Astrobiologist. Still, she couldn't remember a face. Of course she couldn't. She had over 100 business cards. She ran across David's card. She ripped it up into tiny pieces and threw them on the floor.
