D/s COUPLE LOOKING TO START POKER NIGHT
Two young, attractive, and successful individuals are looking to start a D/s-themed poker night in the area. The Game is open to all couples and singles age 21 to 40 looking to add a little spice to their weekday nights. $20 buy-in per individual, drinks and snacks provided. Prizes to be discussed at a later time. Please email a picture of yourself, along with a brief introduction, to the address provided.
What this is:
A chance to explore and meet new people with the same interests as you. Oh, and play cards.
What this isn't:
An opportunity to get drunk and stupid. Obnoxious or violent behavior will not be tolerated. Neither will drug use. Anyone violating the rules laid out prior to the Game will be refunded their money and given a permanent introduction to the world. No second chances.
The Game is open to anyone, but we reserve the right to turn anyone away. Hope to hear from you!
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That was the ad we posted on ALT. A shortened version appeared in the local alternative paper. The response was overwhelming. Literally dozens of people clamored to join the competition. The majority were of course single males; that was to be expected, and we sifted through the requests with a fine-toothed comb, looking for individuals showing a modicum of brains and manners. But a surprising number of couples and single women also applied, their status giving them an immediate ride to the short list. I'd be a liar to tell you that physical attractiveness did not play a large role in our selection process. I'd be a fool to expect you to believe it. The nights we envisioned for our party, My pet and I, required a certain level of sexual interest. And physical beauty plays a large role in that, though not as much as some might expect.
We selected twenty requests from the first batch of almost sixty to be in our first pool. Ten were single males, six were male and female couples, and four were single women, three of whom considered themselves Domme. All had presented pictures that showed an attractive physical appearance. More importantly, they had all managed to respond with a certain level of class, which we interpreted with certain little indicators; spelling and grammar skills helped, and so did the ability to converse for a paragraph without obscene curses. Any idiot that typed with their Caps Lock on found themselves dropped right into the Trash.
Greetings, and thank you for your interest in what we hope to become a regular event: The D/s Poker Night. Having received this email means that you've been selected and given the opportunity to play in our first round. Should this first game and series of games become successful, we may expand the pool further. For now, please be assured that an exhaustive process has ensured that you will find yourself placed with a select group you can be comfortable with.
The Game is simple: Texas Hold 'Em. Your $20 buy-in credits you with $100 worth of chips. Should all 20 recipients of this email confirm they are still interested in The Game, four first-round rounds will be played on four separate nights, leading to a fifth Championship round. The winner of the Championship will receive half the funds gathered in The Game--the other half used to replace the costs associated with this tournament--and a single night of pleasure with my pet, Amy. Enclosed with this letter you will find a picture of this ravishing slut; I'm sure you'll agree an excellent prize indeed awaits the winner.
This is an adult-themed event, so please leave any hang-ups at the door. Do not bring drugs or alcohol. Do not arrive or get drunk at the party. If you look too young to drink we WILL card you; the last thing we need is the authorities ruin everyone's fun. The rest of the rules will be explained on Game night, which we shall schedule very shortly. We hope to hear from all of you, and good luck!
We received the contestants' confirmations within a few days; surprisingly, everyone was still amiable. I'd figured we'd have at least a few dropouts, but much to my surprise everyone was eager for the tournament to begin. We set up the first four games in two weeks, on 3-day intervals. The first was to be on a Friday night. Tonight.