So, that's how I found myself bound to the 6X6 wooden post in the center of my basement for the first, but by no means the last, time.
Ellen returned to fetch me after about half an hour. Without speaking, she unbuckled the strap around my neck and freed my hands. My relief at being released after nearly four hours in bondage was indescribable. I lifted up each leg at the knee a few times, then bent at the waist and stretched down to touch my toes. When I stood back up, I rotated my stiff neck and shoulders, and I felt the blood slowly return to my muscles. My groans were audible through the cotton panties in my mouth.
Hmmm... What's the protocol for that? Should I take the gag out myself, or wait for her to do it?
"You may remove my panties from your mouth," said my wife in answer to my unspoken question. The clipped tone of her voice left no doubt that she would be taking her new role very seriously. "Take them upstairs and put them in the laundry. And while you're up there, you should probably take a shower and get dressed, or we'll be late."
Oh, crap. I'd completely forgotten about Mike McCleary's dinner party.
"Yes, Mistress," I answered, after I took out the gag. My mouth was so dry and my jaw so sore, that I had a hard time getting the words out.
"But take a minute to tidy up my ropes and toys before you go," she continued, pausing to let the phrase "my ropes and toys" sink in. "I'm sure that I'll be needing them again soon." She turned to go upstairs, leaving me to obey her command.
Showering turned out to be an awkward experience. I always started my routine by working up a healthy lather in my pubic hair and using the foam to give my crotch a good scrub, including a few pleasurable, soapy pulls along my shaft. It was automatic, something that I did without thinking. So, I was stopped short when I reached down for my cock and grasped instead the steel of the chastity cage.
Oh, boy. How do I deal with this?
I looked down and tried to figure out the best way to proceed, finally deciding to drip some shower gel through the bars along the length of my cock and spray it around with the shower head. Good enough for now; a better solution could wait. I also needed desperately to take a piss, after being unable to do so for so long. Fortunately, the cage turned out to be fairly convenient for that, and my stream spattered only slightly against the bars that curved over the front of my cock.
An important -- indeed, a critical -- fact dawned on me. The cage prevented me from touching myself or getting an erection, and only Ellen could unlock the cage. This meant that I now, in effect, had to ask my wife for permission any time I wanted to jerk off.
Now, on YouTube and TikTok, kids today talk about masturbation all the time. But among men my age, it's just not something to be discussed, especially with women. Ellen must have known, or at least suspected, that I did the deed frequently, but it was more of a "don't ask, don't tell" situation. The idea of begging my wife to unlock me so that I could rub one out was mortifying in the extreme. Remember, this was a woman who just a few days earlier would gladly have gotten on her knees to suck me off at the snap of my fingers.
What on earth had I agreed to?
I needed time to process all this, but I was in a hurry. For the moment, I just put the thought out of my head and turned off the shower. As I was in the bedroom towelling off, Ellen entered. She was still wearing the black crepe cocktail dress and silk stockings, but she'd removed her stiletto-heeled boots.
She sashayed in front of me, as though nothing unusual had taken place in the previous four hours. As though I didn't have an alien robotic parasite clinging to my dick. "You never commented on my outfit," she said. "Do you like it?"
Does she really expect me to act like nothing's wrong?
But, as she'd reminded me, I was in this predicament entirely by choice, so I could do nothing but put on a brave face and try to act as insouciant as she. "Sorry, I was distracted," I answered. "But you do look incredible. Is it from Neiman Marcus?"
"Nordstrom's downtown," she answered. "I've had my eye on it for a while, and I thought it would be perfect for tonight. But now I'm thinking it might be too much. What do you think?"
Oh, this is just great. She's just going to keep pretending that everything's normal. Or maybe she's not pretending. Maybe for her this is normal now.
In any case, I had no choice but to soldier on. "Well, if were just us and the McCleary's," I answered, "that'd be one thing... But, you know, with Pharma Douche coming, it might be..."
"A bit much," she agreed. She took a moment to think about it, then decided, "How about this: I'll keep the dress, but lose the stilettos and put on a bra. What do you think?"
"Perfect," I replied, smiling. And the very act of smiling made me feel a little better.
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Senator and Mrs. McCleary lived in an old farm house across the river in Vienna, a tony suburb about 30 minutes away from my Kalorama neighborhood. I say, "old farm house" and it is, built just after the Civil War. But one shouldn't get the wrong impression. Sure, when Mike bought it, it was creaky, drafty and ramshackle, but it's astonishing how many home improvement projects one can accomplish with a couple of million bucks.