I leave an envelope behind in your van. It says to open it in one week's time. Inside the envelope are instructions for you. They tell you what you will need to bring, buy and prepare in advance before picking me up in a few days time. I have thought out everything in advance and tell you that you must follow every instruction carefully, or you won't be able to see me.
You do everything I say, buying a slinky dress, lace hold ups and some lacy underwear too, as well as shaving, making your button nice and smooth for me. I tell you how to tease yourself too, making sure to bring yourself to the edge over and over again often enough that just the slightest of touches might set you off.
By the time you pick me up, at the exact time I've instructed, with a bunch of flowers in your hand, dressed in a smart shirt and tie, your whole body feels like it's tightly sprung, all coiled up and ready to explode at any moment. You don't explode though, not yet anyway, you're silent, as I've instructed you to be, and drive me, body trembling, to the address I've given you.
When we arrive, you realise we are staying in a luxury treehouse, with plenty of blankets and a view up to the stars. I have another envelope for you in the room. It tells you every position you must get in for the evening, one after the other. It tells you how many strokes you are to give your button at each point in the evening. How soft to go, how hard and fast to get. I've numbered each task for you and I give you 10 minutes to try and memorise your tasks, before I lead you back in front of me and start reeling off numbers, expecting you to get in the positions.
It's so hot to see you eagerly knelt at my feet, ready and waiting for me to say the number, to give you that little release. Each time you get it wrong or falter even a little, I tsk tsk and put you over my knee to spank that bottom of yours, 'naughty, disobedient little boy'...