I looked carefully at the small ad.
"Take on our champion!" it read. "Win $5,000 in cash!"
Reading the details, it was pretty simple. I'd get in a fighting outfit and compete against the champion - a trim, toned, muscular woman who looked Oriental - and if I could knock her out or make her submit, I'd win the money. Her birth name was Hwa-Young Lee, but her ring name was Juri. That meant it would be a challenge -especially since the fight would be no holds barred, the only thing illegal would be a strike to the crotch.
But I had done some boxing and wrestling in high school and college, and I'd kept myself in good shape. I was only 27, a year younger than Ms. Lee. And while I wasn't on the verge of being homeless, my finances could definitely use the boost. So I called the number on the ad.
"Lee Enterprises."
"My name is Todd Rodgers. I saw your ad."
"And you wish to challenge Hwa-Young?"
"Yes."
"Do you need additional time to train, or can you come over tonight?"
Today was a Friday. I saw no reason not to do it immediately.
"I can do it tonight."
"Be at the address on the ad at 8 p.m., then. Bring ID, of course."
"Will do."
The address was out in the boonies. It was an isolated house. The living room was larger than normal and contained the ring I was to fight in. I was greeted by the woman who had spoken to me on the phone - Hwa-Young's mother. She checked my ID, then explained that her daughter made a good living fighting professionally, but also offered the challenge as a way to keep her skills polished. About one person every 10 days or so challenged her, on the average, and she hadn't lost one yet. Hwa-Young's late father, pure Korean just like his wife and daughter, had left them the house and enough money that they didn't need to work, but Hwa-Young loved to fight.
"Sign this wavier, please."
I skimmed it. It seemed to be standard boilerplate. I signed.
"She's never inflicted permanent damage on anyone. Did you bring your own outfit, or do you need to use one of ours?"
"I brought my own."
I was told where to change, and emerged three minutes later, naked except for my fighting trunks.
"My daughter, Hwa-Young Lee." She turned to her daughter. "Your challenger, Mr. Todd Rodgers."
"Delighted to meet you," Hwa-Young and I shook hands. She had a charming smile. "I do hope you enjoy tonight. It wasn't too hard to find this place, was it?"
"Not at all," I assured her.
"Ready to get in the ring?"
"Yes."
I stepped in at one corner. Hwa-Young slipped off her robe, revealing her fighting outfit - what seemed to be a bikini. She appeared to almost transform into another person entirely. The charming smile was gone, replaced by a snarl. Her body seemed to radiate anger.
"I, Juri, will make mincemeat of you!"
I shivered. A bell rang, and the fight was on. Hwa-Young's mom quickly made herself scarce.
Juri charged straight at me. I slipped to the side, got behind her and locked my arms around her. That didn't last long, as she used her tremendous strength to break out of my grasp. She launched a kick at me with astounding speed. I spun to avoid it, but it still grazed me.
I ducked inside of her kick reach and landed two power punches to her stomach. I may as well have punched a wall. She didn't react at all. I switched tactics and kicked her leg. Nothing. My fist aimed for her jaw, but she ducked clear and swept my legs, knocking me to the ground.
As she tried to drop down on me, I shot my leg up and kicked her in the thigh. It threw her off balance just enough that I was able to roll sideways and get a grip on her. I tried to complete the roll and get her on her back so I could pin her, but she resisted, getting a grip on me and trying to roll me onto my back.
Now it was a contest of pure strength. Like arm wrestling except we were using our entire bodies. It was touch and go for a couple of minutes, but eventually she forced me over onto my back. Her legs locked mine in a scissor grip and her arm wrapped around my neck, cutting off my air supply. As I realized my predicament, I decided to tap out before I blacked out.
"Not bad," Juri snarled. "You actually put up a decent fight. You've had training." I nodded. "But now you're mine."
"What?"
"You didn't read that wavier in detail. Since you lost, until midnight tonight you're mine to do anything I want with. Stupid men, always thinking with the wrong head."
"But I -"
"Shut up." She emphasized this with a karate chop to the gut, driving the air out of my lungs. That was followed by a blow to the head that knocked me unconscious.
When I revived, I was naked. And so was Juri. "You were only out for about two minutes," she informed me.
I nodded. Not wanting to be the recipient of any more of her wrath, I had decided the best thing was to lay still and be silent, letting her do whatever it was she wanted. She immediately noted my new passivity. "Smart boy."
With that, she sat herself on my chest, facing my feet, and reached a hand downwards. She gave my pole a few quick, strong jerks to get it hard. "Not bad. About six inches or so, decently thick. You don't use steroids, obviously - it would be shriveled up."
That was true. I'd never touched steroids.
She shifted her position backwards and ground her slit against my face for a minute until she started juicing. "Okay, slave, use your tongue."
I licked tentatively along her labia. She spread her legs a bit, making it easy for me to slide between her folds. I got the hint and did exactly that.