Dear Shoeblossom:
I'm a Jersey girl from way back and no one suspects how unconventional I am, living in the suburbs...but I thought you'd get a kick out of this little missive! And yes, like so many others, it's a recording. My hubby has no idea that I've surprised him like this, but Mistress Figgy is a relentless chick!
Figueroa Salvini
"Hey, there baby, I'm home...Figgy's home! Oh, stop crying."
"I--I've been locked down here for fourteen hours, Figueroa. Anvil has kept me in this crotch stock for HOURS."
"Oh, c'mon, Dukie. I wanted to get the best sitter for you while Gigante and I went to Club Med, and Anvil O'Keefe was billed as quite the sensitive Master."
"P-please let me out of this prison. I've been standing on my tippie toes or hanging by my penis through this hole in the stock for so long..."
"Well, Anvil went home, darling. I paid him quite a bit for staying here for six days. Eight HUNDRED dollars. "
"That's way too much, honey."
"You're telling me!
"He almost killed me!"
I might let you out of the stock, or just play with your dick a bit and go back upstairs, if you don't show me a better attitude."
"But--"
"Anvil said he worked with you on attitude adjustment. He said you squealed like a stuck pig when he used the baton on you, so he got sick of that and locked you down here."
"Oh, please...when you toy with my dick like that, Figgy, it swells and that hurts in the hole. You are so beautiful."
"Well, I'm just glad I'm not the only one who has heard you emit the girlish weeping when you get a few love taps from my horsewhip."
"Oh, please, PLEASE unlock the stock, and let me out of it. "
"Okay, but I'm going to have to put you back in your little tube."
"But-but you promised that if I paid for you and our yard man to go to Club Med, I might get masturbation privileges when you returned."
"Yes. I said you MIGHT get them. But Dukie, Anvil said you almost refused to suck his cock, and cinched up your ass so he had a very hard time with the Hershey Highway."
"And he-he wanted me to lick my fecal matter off his penis. Oh, Figgy, it was so..."
"I am going to make you wear a butt-plug every night, and get them bigger and bigger."
"But I'll get so loose I can't hold in my shit."
"That's a risk we'll have to take."
"But darling--"
Then when Gigante and I go to Switzerland for our Christmas skiing vacation at the chalet, Anvil will get in there smoother. Your loose anus will be so welcoming!"
"You want to go again, away with Gigante?"
"Yes, but that won't be till December, Dukie. It's July now. "
"But isn't this trip enough?"
"No, it got me away from the grind, you know--"
"What grind? I pamper you, you have a perfect, entitled life!"
"And didn't I get a splendid tan. I just love windsurfing and I taught Gigante how to water-ski. Being from an unprivileged background he'd never done that before."
"Y-yes. I remember how I taught you how to water-ski, and how you worshipped me then."