Dear Taryn, here is one for your "Interesting Tape Recordings" series from my wife's old college buddy, and my Dominant Mistress. Hope you enjoy!
"So, Marseille--"
"My parents were pretentious assholes. Just call me Mars."
"Um, okay. I came here to see Georgene and Nivens, and I probably shouldn't have just dropped in, but this is weird. Who's the guy in the corner?"
"That's Dermot McDermott, the famous deprogrammer. Nivens's family sent him to break them of the Marseille habit, but within about forty-five minutes, he disrobed and asked me to whip him."
"I think I saw him on TV for a while, but no one has seen him in a year. I read an article in "People" about it."
"Yup. Dermie has been living with us for about nine months."
"I was in a sorority with Georgi, and I've only met Nivens a few times. I found him a bit pretentious but I guess that's different now."
"He makes a great footstool, doesn't he?"
"Yeah, but fat guys are never really attractive, naked. And where's Georgi?"
"She's locked in kneeling stocks in the basement. I will bring her up and let her have a brief conversation, but really, they don't talk too much, Fonda."
"This is a voluntary arrangement?"
"And kind of an expensive one, actually."
"Really? They charge you? You're laughing. You charge THEM."
"That's right I....Did you drop the penny, Nivens? You are supposed to hold the penny against the wall for t three hours , no, no crying, such a little bitch."
"Uh, Mars--"
"No, just wait a moment, Bonnie. Dermie, get out from under my feet, let them down slowly, please, and get the cane and give Nivens twenty-five. Do it in the back yard, and then lock him in the kennel."
"It's raining, Mars--"
"He'll live, Bonnie. Get to it! No, don't beg and plead, Nivens--"
"What's that thing on his dick?"
"It's a chastity tube. It keeps him from masturbating. See, they both have one."
"God, that's weird."
"After you come back in, I'm going to see if Bonnie wants a man to go down on her..."
"Oh, that's not necessary. Did you make a face, Dermot? He's gay as a goose, and women repulse him, he calls it "sushi"."
"What?"
"Oh, cunnilingus. After you give twenty-five to Nivens, Dermie, I want Nivens to give YOU fifty, for insulting our guest. Unless of course Niv is too debilitated from your caning."
"They're both crying, maybe you're being too hard on them, Marseille."
"Never, they're always conning me, trying to get the just punishment they need, and for what they pay a thousand bucks a week each."
"Jesus. I know Nivens and Georgene can afford it, they have taken me to Acapulco three times, but what about--"
"Remember, Dermie had his own TV show, and twelve best-selling psychology books. I should really make him pay more, the little shit. Listen to the screaming!"
"It sounds like Dermot is butchering Nivens alive."
"No, he's furious that Nivens will be hitting him back and besides, if Nivens doesn't scream, Dermot is not doing his job."
"I'm just so worried about Georgene, though. Is she really into this stuff?"
"Yes. You mean the whole kinky scene? Of course. I've been living here for a year and a half, and she's a full-timer. She does computer graphics, so she works from home, and thus is in the nude."
"Wow."
"She works in the morning, in her room, which she's not allowed to leave except for three-count them, three-visits to the bathroom. Then in the afternoon, I have Dermot hook her up to the ceiling with chained and weighted nipple clamps."
"But what about Nivens?"
"Niv comes home after work and immediately gets naked and helps with the housework.
"Damn"
"And Nivens also comes home at noon, because I have a catheter in his penis, so he can only pee at home."