Part I
The Traffic Stop
The road was dark and unlit. The moon was dodging in and out of the puffy white clouds that looked like a flock of sheep running across the sky. She had been at a bachelorette party for one of her girlfriends. Several beers and three "Jaeger-bombs" later she was cruising along lost and trying to find her way back to the Interstate and then to her hotel.
She never saw the Stop Sign at the intersection. In fact, she didn't even see the cross street.
From out of nowhere, in the fashion of a children's cartoon the blue lights appeared and she heard the wail of the siren. Her mind was racing. Where was the registration? This is a rental car. How much trouble will she be in? Is it going to make the national news? Will it affect her job? What if she doesn't have money for the fine? She can't afford to go to jail the night before the wedding. She had flown 1,000 miles to be a bridesmaid in her sister's wedding. Now everything was in jeopardy because of a few extra drinks. Sobriety was a near instant response, or so it seemed.
She coasted to a stop and waited. A tall uniformed patrolman approached the car and asked for her license and registration. She tried to conceal her intoxicated state but her distinctly affective speech pattern betrayed her as the officer asked for her license and registration and proof of insurance. She looked up at him as she fumbled for her papers.
He was medium height and build with a thin mustache, blonde hair and blue eyes which were seemed even deeper because of his dark blue uniform. There was a noticeable bulge in his crotch which was close to eye level from her seated position in the car. She couldn't help but notice his gaze was not on her license but rather on her legs and cleavage.
Her short skirt had rolled up slightly revealing the upper thighs of her bronzed and toned legs and the slightest hint of color from her thong that barely covered her crotch. His eyes traced down the shapely calf to her ankles and spike heels.
She spoke and his attention went back to her face. She had flawless skin with the smooth texture and patina of a porcelain doll. Her lips were naturally full and inviting, the pale iridescent lipstick she wore gave highlight and blended accent to her pastel eye shadow and her dark blond hair. Her crystalline blue eyes were so enchanting that he totally lost his concentration. His partner, standing at the rear of the car, called his name and asked if everything was okay.
He muttered a nearly inaudible affirmative response as he now was visually engaged with the gentle curve of her ample breasts. Her cleavage opened the valley of delight and a pathway to reveal erect nipples that screamed for attention. He was totally transfixed and barely heard her as she slurred her words and asked: "Wha' d I do Occifer?"
His partner now intervened and asked her to step out of the car. She began to open the door as the first officer jerked back from his reverie and attempted to regain his composure.
As the door opened and one shapely leg and slender ankle came out followed by the second to place her spike heels onto the pavement. His partner was now aware of the reason for the first officer's distraction and non-responsive manner.
The first officer asked if she had been drinking. She laughed.
"I was at a bachelorette party."
"There was a male stripper dressed like a cop. Was that you? Because, I got really horny."
"No ma'am", The officer replied.
"Ma'am, I am afraid we may have to take you in."
She smiled, "Will you put me in handcuffs?"
"Yes ma'am", he replied.
"Oh good I like it when my hands are cuffed."
"But I can't really go to jail because I would lose my job and the wedding is tomorrow and I am a bridesmaid and..."
She went on and on about her flight and dress fitting and the party etc..
She began laughing uncontrollably and both officers asked what was funny?
She flashed those magical blue eyes at them, those eyes that would melt the resolve of any man, and she said:
"I read the side of your car."
"It says, To protect and swerve, I mean serve."
"How about you protect and I serve?"