Mary brought it up on a Wednesday night. We were having dinner when she said, "Hon, I have to talk to you."
Oh no, I thought, my mind racing from she spent more money than usual this month to she found my browsing history to she doesn't love me any more. "What about, hon?"
"You know how you keep talking about trying something new?"
Now we were on safer ground, interesting, too. When she was this vague, I knew it was about sex. Mary was raised pretty strait-laced and was embarrassed to even talk about sex. Lately, I'd been pushing her a little. We'd been married 20 years. Like most folks we'd had a pretty passionate relationship early on. We didn't do anything freaky, but we did the usual pretty frequently, and we enjoyed it. Then, the baby (now a freshman in college), blah, blah, you know the story.
Mary seemed satisfied to slide toward menopause and get ready to be a grandmother, but I still felt a fire and had tried to rekindle it in her. She was beautiful and still young-looking and sexy. Sure her hips were wider and her breasts saggier, but she stayed slim, worked out. Men still looked at her. I know I do.
We'd gotten back to at least making love a few times a month. Missionary, or her on top. Doggy too animalistic for her. Some oral, me licking her a little, her licking me a little. I'd tried to plant some ideas for different things. There's a fire in me and it smolders in her too, I'm sure. So I'd bring things up, a little dirty talk, "Your ass looks delicious," "I bet you could swallow my whole cock," "I want to fuck your boobs."
It was all just embarrassing to her. But now...
"Yes." I couldn't hide my excitement. "Is there something..."
"You know the yucky thing..." She blushed. She couldn't even finish the sentence, even when she wasn't really saying it. Now I knew. Everything else I talked about got her saying, "People don't really do that," or "I could never, " or "Wow, you have a real imagination!" (That one gave me hope). The yucky thing was her pissing in my mouth.
"I want to give you something, hon," she said. "But I just can't do it. I was talking to a friend, and, well, they're coming over on Friday night."
"A friend? Not you? Are you sure you want to bring someone else into our sex life? That's a whole 'other thing, hon."
"I know, I know, but I can't do this stuff and you want to and I want you to be happy. Anyway, I'm going to try something too, something I haven't thought about since college."
This was quite a leap. "You're sure you're okay about this?"
"I'm not sure at all!" She bit her lip and looked at me with big, pleading eyes. "I'm sure I love you and you love me."
I hugged her. "You're a creative thinker. I do love you. Who is this friend? Anyone I know?" I was mentally flipping through a file of her/our women friends : Beth with the dark hair and the bubble butt; Angela the blonde with the big boobs; Carla, the little firecracker; quiet Diane with the dancer's body.
"You'll see. I can't talk about it. I can hardly stand to think about it. I'm so anxious. It's going to be a surprise."
We went upstairs and had a more enthusiastic than usual lovemaking session, including an extended 69 session, and her mounting me reverse cowgirl style. Afterward I lay staring at the ceiling anticipating Friday. She did too. I took her hand. Told her, "I love you." Eventually we went to sleep.
Thursday she came home with a new lacy bra and panty set, a sexy style she hadn't shown interest in for twenty years. She tried them on, and looked hot as fire in them. I tried to romance her again. Nothing doing. "We both need to save it for tomorrow."
Friday came and she sprang some more details on me. "I'd be too embarrassed if we're in the same room. I can't watch you do that yucky thing anyway. My friend and I are going to have some drinks... haha, you'll get yours later." She blushed. You need to wait in the bathroom. You can do your yucky thing in the shower, and clean it up after." She set out some old towels. "Just stay in the bathroom until my friend leaves."
I sat on the floor in the stall shower in my underwear, running through the friend file: Fiona, the pale-skinned bossy redhead from work; Susan, the chunky neighbor. I heard the door, voices. Time passed. I sat in the dark bathroom, imagining what was to come, fondling my dick and balls.
I heard the bedroom door open and the light clicked on, then the bathroom door swung open.
The silhouetted figure was tall, broad-shouldered, not one of the friends I'd guessed. It was a man.