Parts of this are based on stories I published a while ago. But while those depicted role plays, the characters here really are a manager and a job applicant.
One Saturday afternoon I got a call at the apartment where I was living with my family. My dad happened to answer it and said it was for me.
I said, "Hello, this is Paul."
I heard a woman's voice, "Paul A'mato? This is Janice Dubin, you know, from Trylon Typesetting. We met this week."
This was in the late spring of 1976. I had applied for a job as a part-time paste-up artist and proofreader at a Manhattan typesetting company. It seemed to dovetail nicely with what I had learned at my campus newspaper at the City College of New York. I already had gone through an interview with Janice, an assistant manager at the firm.
Janice said, "I was wondering if you could come down tomorrow evening for part of your job interview process? Say about seven-thirty. And bring another copy of your résumé."
I had never heard of interviews being done on Sunday evenings, but I figured that it was their company and they must have their reasons.
I said, "Sure Janice, I can do that."
"It's Miss Dubin, if you please."
That seemed a bit much; this was an era when the use of first names was becoming more common in the business world, even with superiors. But it seemed like a small thing and I would go along with what she wanted.
In fact, she had seemed quite nice to me during our initial meeting on Wednesday. I had the impression she was flirting with me a bit but maybe I had imagined that. I had broken up with my girlfriend over the winter and I was feeling lonely and, beyond that, I missed having regular sex.
She had casually asked me if I had a girlfriend. That was a rather personal question, and if a male had asked me that I might have been taken aback. But Miss Dubin was cute and personable, so I answered with the truth and didn't give it much thought.
On Sunday evening I was on the elevator of a Manhattan loft building going to the tenth floor. This was on West 24th Street. Nowadays realtors refer to the neighborhood as the Flatiron District, but back then it was merely a nondescript border area between Chelsea and the Garment District.
I was wearing the only jacket I owned then, a blue sport coat that dated back to 1972. I had a tie, nondescript pants and my usual unruly hair to make an impression. My résumé was in a manila envelope and that was the extent of my professional gear.
Just before I rang the bell at the company entrance I tried to clear my mind and prepare myself for whatever would happen next. I had a slight case of job interview jitters. Janice opened the door and smiled at me.
She was a fairly tall woman with dark-brown hair that she tied back into a tight bun. Even though it was a weekend she was dressed as if it were a workday. She had a blue jacket and skirt suit combination; the skirt was tight enough to give a good indication of what her body was like underneath it.
The rest of outfit was basic but neat: a white blouse, stockings, and black high-heel shoes. She was wearing the same black-rimmed glasses I had seen her wearing during the week. I noticed that her bright red lipstick matched the red of her fingernails,. Overall, she had a "hot librarian" look going, which I liked. I took a guess that she was about ten years older than I was; I had just turned twenty-one the month before.
"Hello Paul, I'm so glad you were able to come down here this evening."
I thought,
she really is cute, even more so the second time around.
I don't remember exactly what I said; it was something along the lines of, "It was no trouble at all. I'm glad I could meet with you." I realized that if some guy had asked me to arrive at his odd time, I would have found it strange. Being here with Janice, however, seemed just fine.
She put her right arm out with her hand drooping down. It didn't seem like I was supposed to kiss it; I guessed she was just avoiding a manly handshake. I lightly gripped her fingers. This slight contact sent a buzz into my skin.
"Well, let's go to my office and discuss things, shall we?"
With that she turned and walked away from me. Her high heels gave a nice shimmy to her ass which I couldn't help but notice. Later on I surmised that she knew I was looking at her.
The company filled the entire tenth floor and it seemed deserted. Miss Dubin confirmed that for me; she looked back and said, "As you can see, we're the only ones here tonight."
I was again struck by the unusual circumstances for this interview.
I guess she trusts being alone with me here; maybe she's got a panic button somewhere under her desk.
Then I focused again on whatever I'd have to do to get the job.
I followed her into her office and she closed the door. "Have a seat, please." Her room was quite plain, but the entire floor had an industrial feel that was common at such firms. All the walls were painted green except for the lower three feet which were a glossy gray. Harsh fluorescent tubes lit everything.
Janice sat behind the desk and immediately started some business chatter. I remember her saying, among other things, "Now I wear several hats here; I fill in as receptionist sometimes and I'm both assistant office manager and also assistant personnel manager." I thought of a junior high school-level quip like,
you're not wearing a hat right now,
but I stifled it.
After a couple of minutes of this tiresome talk she said, "May I see your résumé?" I had already given her a copy during the week, but I removed the one from the envelope and gave it to her. The amount of time and attention she spent reviewing and marking this skimpy document would have suited the Magna Carta.
Just as I was sinking into job interview boredom and irritation Janice pulled a big surprise on me. She rustled through some papers on the desk, "I know you have yet to fill out a full employment application."
That was true, but I hoped that I wouldn't have to work on it tonight. I hoped to be able to mail it in by the next day. Anyway, within a few minutes I would know all this had nothing to do with a job interview.
She said, "Excuse me for a moment while I get a form."
Janice got up and went to a filing cabinet, bent over and opened a drawer at the lowest level; then she peered into it. She was upright but bending over as far as possible to look inside. I heard her say, "It's really a mess in here."
Then she got down on her knees and wiggled her behind in the air as she made another pass through the drawer. Then with a not so subtle move, she reached behind herself and yanked her skirt up.
There was no way I could avoid looking at her. Now I was sure this lady was wearing pantyhose - but she didn't seem to have any panties underneath. I tried to confirm that. The stockings were a nude/tan color or whatever they called the standard version. I could look right through them,
I searched for a thong perhaps but that wasn't there either. The pantyhose had a seam in the back, but I could clearly see her anus and her dark pubic hair.
It was quite a shock to my system.
My God, this chick is cock-teasing me like crazy.
I felt both anxiety and a strong arousal. I didn't want one, but I got an instant erection.
What does she think I'm going to do about this?
What she did was let have me have a good, long look, finally saying, "Ah hah, I got one." I assumed she meant an application form. As she pulled back she looked over her shoulder at me and put a hand to her lips, "Oops, sorry, I forgot."
A highly unlikely explanation,
I thought. I knew after this display of female ass I would have to spend much of the interview hiding a boner.
Janice looked somewhat flustered when she stood up. I know I was too; I could feel warmth in my face. She patted down her clothes and regained her composure as best she could before sitting down.
My impressions of her coming together; she was officious but sexy.
Maybe her sexiness was just an affectation; maybe she simply enjoys discomforting men, including young job applicants like me.
My concentration was certainly blown by her exhibitionism. I almost wished I could cancel the interview and get out of there. I wasn't sure I wanted to work at a place with the likes of her around.
I was glad to hear, "Why don't we save some time and you fill that out at home and mail it to me?"
Then she continued the interview with the usual vapid questions common to these proceedings. However, more subtle yet sexy bits of business kept occurring. She got rather intimate with a ballpoint pen; she kept putting this pen to her mouth. She got to licking the little clicker at the top and then pushing it up and down with her tongue. Click, click; the point at the other end went in and out. Then she moved the pen across her lips and managed to leave lipstick on it.
"What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
I wanted to say,
that would be that I like to have attractive personnel assistants get their lipstick on my cock.
Now she had the pen in one hand while using the other to stroke the shaft. This didn't seem like fun as I squirmed in my seat.
Janice said, "It seems a little warm in here." The HVAC system was off but it didn't seem that bad. Nevertheless she took some tissues out of a box. I noticed that her blouse was unbuttoned down to her bra. She used the tissue to wipe nonexistent sweat off the top of her chest.
Then she said, "Excuse me." She took off her jacket and let it droop over the seat back. Then she found some reason to put her hands on her hips and push her breasts forward.
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
I could see myself in five minutes banging her right on her desk. However, I didn't like being toyed with like this. She put the pen on the desktop as she run a red fingernail along its length. This was distracting me from my already incoherent answers. Janice didn't seem to be listening to me anyway until she suddenly blinked herself into focus. She leaned forward and folded her hands.
"Now Paul . . ."
"Yes, Miss Dubin?"
Women liked hearing their own names, right?
"There is a very important issue I want to discuss with you. It's right here in our employee handbook." The publication she picked up was obviously not the handbook; it was some magazine from a printing company. She flipped through the pages and then stabbed a spot with a red fingernail.