We've lived across the back fence for a few years now. I've noticed you, both of you. I've noted, you've noticed me too. You made a point to mention your new hot tub and anticipated good times to be had. I also noticed I was never actually invited to any of those fetes. Perhaps I misread the room?
We've been civil. A few compliments sprinkled amidst the aster and spring daffodil bulbs your wife plants. A few "lookin' goods" thrown your way, and mine, concerning grilling and lawn-care prowess.
It was warm, unseasonably. And the thunder storms made the air thick and sticky. When the transformer blew, it sounded like an explosion and most of the neighbors came out to see what had happened. "Gonna be out for awhile, I'd guess. Til' the crew can get out here."
Being the Midwest, most folks had supplemental generators and you could hear them kick on amid the dwindling thunderclaps.
"Well, have a good night."
I begin to head back to my house when she calls out, "hey, you wanna come over for a beer, I mean - we've been meaning to have you over and just never found the time."
I stop and pause momentarily, "Why not?"
Hubby is already relaxed in the Adirondack chair, surrounding the low fire pit. A few local craft brews set out for the taking. He's fit, fitter that you would think. His shorts are loose, he is clearly not wearing underwear and I'm not mad about it. Wifey is attempting small talk. She too seems to be dressed as if she had other plans. Yoga shorts and a braless racerback tank. Her legs are tone and brown. Likely from winter-month tanning beds. Her feet are nicely pedicured, nails painted white, setting off her tanned skin. Again...I am not mad about it.
I take my chair across from them, forming a conversational triangle. They are holding hands and sipping their beers. I am listening, but watching. Watching for shifts in body language. Have I misread this situation?
He leans back and adjusts his balls, allowing his hand to linger a little longer than necessary. She shifts from tightly crossing her legs to sitting in a butterfly-like pose on the chair, the soles of her feet together and her knees splayed out. Her yoga shorts are pulled tight against her mound. She straightens up in her chair, adjusting her tits in her top. I have not misread.
"So that's why we finally asked you over," his words startle me from my daze."
"Sorry?"
"To see if you'd be open to fucking us," her voice higher-pitched than normal.
I choke a little on my beer and chuckle. "Um, yeah. I mean, thank you, I'm very flattered. I didn't realize you all..." my words trail off.
She looks at him with a huge grin and smacks his chest, "see, I told you he'd be in to it. I knew it." Now directed at me, "I was hoping you'd be into it, I thought I picked up a vibe, but you never know."
"Yeah, we've freaked out a few neighbors over the years," he explained, "that's why we waited so long to approach you. We liked you as a neighbor and didn't want to fuck it up."
We quickly dispel with pleasantries, given this was clearly none of our first times. Chat is redirected briefly, discussing ground rules, expectations, safe words. Safe words? A dungeon? Ok, this is more than a swing in the hot tub experience I was expecting. Once business was done the air shifted again, we were back on the playground.
She bounced up from her chair and skipped over to me, straddling my lap and planting a kiss on me. "This is gonna be fun." She starts to stoke my cock through my shorts and tells me to squeeze and smack her ass. I happily comply.
"Are you gonna be a good boy and do what I tell you?"
"With pleasure."
"Good. Now take me inside."
I happily comply. Entering the walk-in basement, it looks very normal. TV, sectional, some table top games. Then I notice the door.
Entering their play room, it is clear this is not new, nor a passing fancy, for this couple. There are reinforced cross beams with suspension kits and swings. A fully-leathered wall with anchor points at various heights and distances from one another. In the corner a gorgeous antique apothecary cabinet containing a myriad of toys, restraints, clamps, ropes, silks, blindfolds, paddles, whips, needles...hard pass. Nope...I don't do needles.