Yes, you have been naughty. Thinking dirty thoughts and flirting with your married boss. You wear your short skirts and blouse and leave teasing notes on his desk.
"Need a bathroom break?" the last one said. "I've got some wet womanly things to attend to . . . wanna watch?"
Your boss is a good man, and knows his limits. He explodes telling you about his wife and kids at home, and that if you want to keep your job, you will need to go see a therapist. yep, me.
He tells you to call my office and arrange an appointment and that he will follow up with me to be sure this is done. He also tells you that he has already sent me the notes you have left for him and a photo of you in your last naughty outfit.
Once you call, my receptionist informs you to wear the last outfit, a short skirt, pumps and loose blouse to your appointment, and gives you the address. She tells you not to be late and that the session will be at least 2 hours.
You arrive mostly on time having gotten only slightly lost on the way to my office. you ring the bell and there then wait several moments for the door to be unlatched. A beautiful mid 40s woman with long dark hair opens the door.
"I see that you have trouble keeping comitments." she says, "please have a seat on the couch and the doctor will be with you shortly. Typically you will get a glass of wine when you arrive, but not when you are late. Here is a glass of water and some forms to fill out. Please hurry as you are the last appointment of the day and I would like to go home."
You feel the cold and smug attitude of the secretary and resent her for it. Fine, you think, and seat yourself on the black cold leather couch. Instantly you feel your legs stick to the material and you squirm imagining what you have gotten yourself into and question if this job could ever be worth this. 'Oh well,' you think, 'how bad can it be?' and you turn your attention to the form.
The first question on the form: When was the last time you were vaginally penetrated?
you stare in shock and your heart sinks. 'Should I answer truthfully?' you think to yourself. You decide that no one could ever know that you had been with your best male friend just a few days ago and that you had masturbated only last night with your favorite fleshy dildo.
6 months. you answer, giggling a bit and squirm once more on the couch.
Next question: When was the last time your were disciplined?
'How crazy?' you think. 'Disciplined? Maybe high school?'
12 years ago I was grounded for sneaking out of the house with my boyfriend,' you answer, conveniently leaving out the fact that you had been giving him a blowjob in the backyard when your father caught you. He also spanked you for 20 minutes straight while bending knee, pajama pants down to your ankles.
The next questions were a series of yes and no multiple choice.
Do you masturbate regularly (3 or more times per week)? Are you attracted to women? Do you fantasize about multiple sexual partners? Sex with married men? Sex with older men? or men of authority? Do you masturbate at work? In the shower? In your car?
The questions continue and eventually get even more personal asking about the frequency of your enemas, douching, and shaving habits.
You become annoyed and look at the secretary who is staring at you impatiently.
"Done yet?" she says.
"Yes," you lie, "here it is, I need to get this appointment over with too. I have a date in 3 hours with a very handsome, rich and funny man."
The secretary takes your questionnaire and looks at the first several answers. Satisfied, she leads you to the back waiting room and asks you to please have a seat. Immediately you notice that there is only one small wooden bench in the center of the room that is placed in front of a desk and plush leather chair. You head for the chair at the desk and the secretary grabs you forcefully and swings you for the bench.
"That is the doctor's seat." she scalds. "You can sit on the bench or the floor. It is up to you."
Sitting on the bench, you adjust your skirt so that there is at least something in between you and the splintering wood.
The secretary then retrieves a small stool and places it in the corner and sits down with her notepad on her lap.
"Hello Miss." you hear as I enter the room.
A tall, blonde, and commanding man wearing a white coat over a blue dress shirt and loosened tie. He looks like he has finished a long day.
"Do you know why you are here?" he asks. Out of the corner of your eye, you notice the secretary grin and cross her legs. She begins to write.
"Yes," you say. "I have been making inappropriate comments at work. I would like to keep my job, so I agreed to come to this therapy. . . . I would also prefer it if we could be alone." you add and gesture to the bitchy secretary.
"My assistant Lisa is here to monitor your progress. She will take good notes and eventually videotape the sessions so that your boss can review your progress. In the meantime, will you please stand up and leave your purse on the bench there."