Alarm bells were ringing around the Palace of Embers, as two assailants climbed over the walls and fled into the darkness. Soon the whole City of Maidenvale was alight with the torches of the city guards. In the non-human slums near the palace, 2 figures in dark outfits hide in the shadows to discuss their next move.
"You should have just let me kill him!" angrily whispered Xeriat taking off her mask, allowing her deepest black hair to cascade down her blazing red face, her horns neatly protruding out the sides.
"We went to send a message, not start a war" replied Yrlissa, slowly pulling her mask off so her blonde hair could delicately unfurl down to halfway down her back.
It is rare to see a lower Daemon and a High Elf getting along, let alone running a heist together, however under the rule of King Tyrus the fourth, magic users of all varieties had found themselves attacked and persecuted like never before and unlikely alliances had to be formed to strike back. The magical resistance decided to send its two most talented thieves to the king's castle with the mission to steal any magical artefact they could find, and to leave a dagger in the king's headboard to let him know he wasn't safe. They got the dagger in the headboard just fine, nevertheless a guard was able to raise the alarm after catching sight of Xeriat and Yrlissa. Even worse in the struggle both of their masks had come off and now they had to retreat empty handed and without being seen as they were sure the town guard would be passing round a description of the attackers.
"OK Yrlissa, if we're going to be extracting ourselves earlier than usual, who was our contact?" Xeriat spat. She usually worked alone and tonight had strengthened her resolve never to work with a partner again.
"We were going to be snuck out by a mirage caster named Dea. She lives around here somewhere," Yrlissa chimed pulling out a piece of paper with Dea's details on it.
Eventually Yrlissa and Xeriat wound their way through the non-human slums to find themselves outside Dea's house. Dea lived in a combined house and stables, where she ran a delivery business. As Yrlissa and Xeriat walked in 2 donkeys began braying at them and a large lady in brown robes emerged to welcome them.
"You must be with the resistance, you're early, please come in, we will be sneaking you out shortly after dawn so we need to prepare." Yrlissa and Xeriat walked inside.
"I'm afraid sneaking us out will be more difficult than first thought, we were seen, so we're going to need more comprehensive disguises." Yrlissa confessed while Xariat huffed in the corner.
"That is troublesome" Dea replied. Daemons and high elves aren't common around here but they aren't unheard of and I had gotten you papers, but if you were seen we're going to have to go with plan B." Yrlissa tried to contain her anger at Xariat while thinking about how today was going to be a long day.
"City guards have been getting better and better at countering magic, used to be I would craft you a mirage disguise, walk with you through the gates and away you went. But now at each gate in the city they pat you down, if your clothes and hair don't move perfectly with their hand movements they notice you are being miraged and the crossbows start firing." Dea explained.
"Then just be better, move our clothes and hair with their movements!" Xeriat snapped impatiently.
"Isn't a mirage caster in the world who can react that quickly. We then just turned people invisible at key parts of the journey, far more draining and so more risky as if the guards saw me with veins bulging out of my head through effort they would know there was someone invisible within line of sight. They then cottoned on to this and now have a constant mist of water in front of the gates, anyone I turn invisible would disturb the water and once again it's crossbow time."
"Why are you wasting our time giving us your life story" Xeriat interrupted, getting even more impatient and angry by the moment.
"Because how I'm sneaking you guys out is not exactly how you would want, and I want to preface your objections with the guarantee that there is no alternative." Dea responded, rising from her chair.
"Please Dea, just tell us what we need to do, we trust you." Calmly chimed Yrlissa, de-escalating the situation.
"Fine, they do all their checks on humans, so far they have yet to do any checks on my Donkey's. I'm afraid you 2 will have to pull my cart through the town while keep a mirage on you to look like beasts of burden." Yrlissa's face when stony white while Xeriat overflowed with anger.
"You mean we have to walk around on all fours dragging your fat ass around the city!" Xeriat exploded.
"Yes" Dea replied awkwardly looking at her feet. "Also, as I am going to be miraging fur, you're going to need to tie your hair up and you can't be wearing any clothes either."
"So not only are we going to be harnessed up, we're going to be naked as well, screw this I'm fighting my way out." Xeriat decided.
"You're on this mission for your stealth not your magic, you're a mid-level pyromancer in a city of witch hunters, we need stealth." Yrlissa pleaded.
"Well I'm not getting harnessed up naked like some bondage whore!" Xeriat bellowed.
"In which case you have until dusk to come up with a better plan" Yrlissa responded, calmly taking a seat next to the cart to wait until morning. Xeriat sat fuming to herself, she was indeed a cauldron of rage but that didn't mean she was willing to go into certain death, she spent the night planning and asking Dea the occasional question but at no point could she come up with an alternate plan. As the sun rose over the horizon Dea and Yrlissa looked expectantly at Xeriat, she screamed with rage and with a flick of her wrist burned off the black outfit she had been wearing exposing her red body to the shock of Yrlissa and Dea.
"I take it you have decided to go with Dea's plan?" Yrlissa smirked, she began to undress, trying to remain a picture of calm despite feeling a deep sense of embarrassment about what she was being forced to put herself through.
"So are elves naturally hairless down there or do you shave?" Xeriat jibed, trying to throw Yrlissa off guard.
"We actually cleanse ourselves regularly which involves the removal of hair, the real question is why you have metal sticking through your..." Yrlissa trailed off unwilling to be so crude as to say the word.
"Nipples" Xeriat yelled, helping Yrlissa to finish the sentence. "No cultural significance little elf, I just happen to like having nipple piercings."
Eventually the 2 thieves stood naked in the barn as Dea began to measure them up with her eyes and ready the illusion. Xeriat worried her more than Yrlissa, her breasts we're more ample and likely to swing outside a tightly constructed mirage, whereas Yrlissa, although taller, was more slender and her perky breasts were small enough to not cause any problems. Eventually Dea asked them to get on all fours and put on the donkey harness.
"Couldn't you just mirage on the harness?" Xeriat demanded.
"I'm afraid I don't have any way of getting my cart to move without 2 donkeys pulling it, the harness is not aesthetic it is practical" Xeriat somehow grew even redder as Dea began to attach the leather straps to her. Dea had ordered the straps from a Tanner that works with Donkey's for the avoidance of suspicion but had made some alterations to make them fit humans, the straps pulled tight against Xariat's chest causing her breasts to bulge outwards, the back then extended upwards to allow 2 straps over the shoulders. Xariat was almost beginning to feel comfortable in the leather ensemble, despite it stopping at the waist leaving her bottom half completely exposed, when Dea attached the final shoulder strap in place and a bridle fell down over Xariat's face.
"Hell fucking no!" Xariat yelled.
"Don't worry." Dea responded. "You don't have to put that in your mouth, it's just suspicious to ask a tanner to make you a donkey harness without a bridle." She pleaded, trying to calm down the Daemon who looked inches from burning her house to the ground.
Now that Xariat was harnessed up it was Yrlissa's turn. Dea found she had to pull the harness tighter to get it around her slender figure, and it didn't help that Xariat spent the whole time making jeering comments that made the delicate elf feel more self-conscious every time her straps were tightened. But at the very least Yrlissa didn't squirm and complain as much as Xariat.
Once they were harnessed up Dea took them over to the cart. She handed them each a couple of tools of her own design. There was a pair of gloves that ended in a ball with a horseshoe on the end as well as a couple of horseshoes on straps to be strapped to the lady's knees.
"I'm sorry, I can't mirage sound, these will make it so as you walk there will be a clip clop to go with your pace." Dea apologised, Xariat and Yrlissa barely complained any more and got down to business attaching the gloves and knee pads so this could all be over as soon as possible. Then with blushes covering their entire bodies, Xariat and Yrlissa got down on their hands and knees in front of the cart as Dea began to lash them to the reigns and secure them to the cart.
Once firmly attached to the cart, Dea proposed a quick test drive to make sure everything was perfect, she got onto the cart, murmured a few words to place up the mirage, and asked Xariat and Yrlissa to pull the cart to the end of the barn.
As they got to the end of the barn Dea had her head in her hands. There was still a lot to fix.