Ex-Marine likes wife mean!
Believe it or not, my six foot something Marine hubby is my boot licking butt boy.
My man is big, strong and as straight-laced as they come... Until I get him in the bedroom.
Me? I'm a tiny Vietnamese immigrant with mouse coloured hair. Don't let my size fool you, mind. I am the first Female Mayor of Louistown, and as tough as they come (not that the men around here know I exist.
The teeming Black Ghetto is my powerbase, with many of the Ghettizens being ex-clients from when I was an upcoming Advocate at the Non-Profit Legal Aid.
Men need strong women. And strong is exactly what I am.
I have been elected on a no-nonsense Law & Order plank unseating the incumbent White Mayor in an electoral upset...some Biker gangs had been terrorizing the Black ghetto & the Police chief was too much drowned in Bacchus to even notice. His underlings had barely suppressed Redneck sympathies for these Klu Klux Klaners on wheels.
It was my ass on the line: my Black constituency was angry with me after a Black teenage girl was abducted & raped.
I rang up the Police chief. "Listen McCarthy, I'm firing you for incompetence!"
"Ma'am, please lesh be reashonable. Pleesh.."
Good Lord, was he drunk at 9:30 in the morning? On a work day, no less?!
"Get your alcoholic ass down to my office immediately, you useless idiot!" I yelled into the phone.
I was shaking with red-hot anger: the girl's tear streaked face still haunted me after my quick visit to her hospital bed.
Within 20 minutes, chief McCarthy stood shivering in front of me as I tore strip after strip off his drunken hide.
"You're fired. Give me your badge." I concluded my angry tirade in sheer frustration that nothing had changed after my election.
Then something happened that changed my life forever. The six foot three ex-Marine, much older than I [he's 50, I'm 29] sank to his knees & buried his face in his hands & sobbed!
"Ma'am, I throw myself on your mercy! Please give me one chance to arrest these rapist Bikers: in 12 hours you will have the animals at your feet! I promise you..."