I cannot resist a challenge, it seems, even when I know I will lose. But I had beaten her at three games today already, which to be fair, was a complete fluke as I barely understood the rules to 'Moose Moose Elk Goose' - which made her particularly annoyed as she had invented it. So when she suggested to me that perhaps there was one game she would beat me at, I was already feeling confident about my chances.
"Duckslap," she said, staring me down.
I blinked. Uh oh. That was a name I hadn't heard for a while. The last time we played it did not end well for me. I hadn't forgotten - it had been burned into my mind with such vividity, and thinking about it still made me nervous, even after all this time. But it was a very fun game.
"Well?" she asked.
I must have still felt confident.
"Yeah, ok. Duckslap it is," I said.
"First to six."
"Six?"
"Yes. Six."
"Not three?"
"No. Six."
I knew I was in trouble then, but I didn't want to lose face; backing down wasn't an option. The last time we had only played to three points, and she won only twelve turns in. It occurred to me that perhaps scoring to six might give me an advantage - perhaps the extended duration might allow me to build some tolerance or resistance... She knew though that her pain threshold was higher than mine, and that I had a tendency to hold back. It really could be anyone's game.
"Ok, ok, six. I can do six, no problem."
She fixed me with a long stare. I felt myself fidgeting. Damn it! She knows I wriggle under scrutiny! She's trying to throw me off balance...
"What are the stakes?" I asked.
"Let's make them high. So choose your prize wisely."
"I see," I paused, thinking for a moment. "So... if I win, I want to watch you touch yourself. I want you to look me in the eyes as you stroke your clit. I want your foot on my cock. I want you to feel my gaze on you, my eyes taking in every movement, every detail, as you get wetter with each circle of your fingertips. I want you to bring yourself to the edge, and then... I'm going to spank you rhythmically to the tune of Rasputin by Boney M."
"What, really? Boney M?"
"No, not really. But maybe! I will then tie your hands to the headboard, and I will kiss you untl I can't resist fucking you anymore. That's what I want if I win."
She nodded.
"Hmm, not bad! And that's what you want, is it? That all works for me, yeah, agreed."
"What about you? What's your prize?"
She smiled at me with an evil glint in her eye.
"I want to tickle you."
"Tickle me?" I snorted.
"I know you're very ticklish."
I felt my cheeks bloom red.
"And," she continued, "I want to tickle you not just a little bit, not just a gentle tickling, but to tickle you so much that you are utterly wrecked. I'm going to assess every bit of your skin to find your most vulnerable spots, and then when I've finished, I'm going to absolutely ruin you. By the end you will beg for mercy! And I may, or may not, have some."
I swallowed.
"Wow, ok. You're choosing to torture for me for your prize? Is this because I beat you at 'Moose Moose Elk Goose'?"
"I have my reasons."
That probably meant yes. She knew that this would be intensely torturous for me, she knew I wouldn't be able to handle it. What had I done to deserve this then? I smiled inwardly. She knew that I'd love it as well. This was definitely going to be one of those nights whatever way it goes.
"Agreed. Those are the stakes then," I said.
We set the spanking bench up in the centre of the room, and turned down the lights so that they casted a diffuse glow across the shining leather apparatus. It had cuffs for the arms and legs affixed in place already, and at the top, where the head goes, lay a small wooden object shaped like a duck.
It was a duck call.
Duckslap. The idea is that the spankee is fixed in place with the duck call in their mouth. The spanker then has to make the spankee call like a duck. Each time they do is worth a point. The spanker who gets their six duck calls in the fewest amount of strikes wins. It sounds silly - and it is, and very funny - but it's a lot harder than it seems. For the spankee it can be gruelling - the longer they resist the more strikes they receive - but as they can bring an end to it themselves it can turn into a game of wills quite easily.
We tossed a coin to see who would go first, and I won it.
"I'll spank first," I said. "So... get on the bench."
She climbed onto the bench, laying flat on top of the pedestal. I moved across to her wrists, and fixed them in place, then did the same to her ankles.
She tested her bonds by tugging against them.
"How are they?"
"Pretty secure, I'd say. I'm not going anywhere."
"Then I think it's time for the quacker."
"It's a duck call!"
I moved the bench back to her head, picking up the duck call from beside her neck, brushing her with my fingers as I did.
"Open your mouth... now bite down. Ok, make a noise, let's see if it's still working."
She tried to say something but she just quacked instead, which made her laugh and spit it out. I always forget how stupid this game is, as it is usually overshadowed by the consequences, and how much it made us laugh.
I tried not to laugh as well, but didn't do a very good job of it. I picked it up and put it back in her mouth.
"You mustn't spit it out. If you do then that counts as an extra point for me, do you agree?"
She quacked in response.
"Excellent, that was easy."